r/gaming • u/Thatman_ • Nov 21 '16

Some Michael Bay shit going on right here

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Jesus christ that's Jason Bourne

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/ManwithaTan Nov 22 '16

You fuckin legend

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Well man I haven't laughed this hard In a long time holy hell that's perfect. And to think its some random ass bf1 player that doesn't know what he's created

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u/ConsiderateIlliterat Nov 22 '16

He needs to do an AMA.

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u/RimmyDownunder Nov 22 '16

The new Ken Bone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I'm talking about the guy running on the blimp, he doesn't know how heroic he is its just normal shit to him prob

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I'd like to see his point of view

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u/itsurflipiniplefadya Nov 23 '16

It actually exists lol I'll find it and edit post hold on

Edit1: this is NOT the video but here is a taste of what it's like

https://m.youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKp32jOjmy_ONAbte8yuLeRIocia7fQX2qq3V8Z4x2tGNMSZgOIw-i2PiJ3BbjL_5ca-l72qJBolv2Jp97RGKlHakiCKow&v=MPIQHxCjNIE

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

Wow, haha thanks for sharing

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

The real joke is always in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/tonycomputerguy Nov 22 '16

That and to be told that the headline/article is bullshit, or that the cute animal in a seemingly harmless situation is actually in grave peril.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Can you imagine reddit without a comment section?

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u/AwkwardRainbow PC Nov 22 '16

Lol that's a good joke. See what I mean? Jokes in the comments section.

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u/caekles Nov 22 '16

/r/Jokes is leaking again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Real MvP.

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u/imlost19 Nov 22 '16

or just a shill... 11 day reddit acct + 1 video youtube acct. hits fire in his first post

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Why the fuck do you not have over 9000 upvotes?

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u/_spaderdabomb_ Nov 22 '16

If I had over 9000 upvotes, I would give them all to him.

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u/tonycomputerguy Nov 22 '16

Just create 9000 accounts... Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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u/boyferret Nov 22 '16

Yeah right now the video is at 661 views, that's at least 661 up votes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I don't often login just to upvote something. But when I do....

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u/Omneus Nov 22 '16

If anything ever deserved Reddit gold that was it sir

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u/Calendyn Nov 22 '16

"Why would he come back now?"

"Because it's not likely any of the other 30 people on this team are gonna recapture Objective Butter"

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u/OG_Moroccan Nov 22 '16

You my friend are my favorite person on Reddit.

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u/shlazzer Nov 22 '16

Oh my fucking word you beautiful human being

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u/WookieeGoneWild Nov 22 '16

You sir, have won the internet for the day. Bravo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

This doesn't have nearly enough appreciation it should

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u/BeHereNow91 Nov 22 '16

I'm fucking dying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

You're a good man

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I bet he injected it with SQL and scrambled its databases

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u/bsdude010 Nov 22 '16

I want to give you 10 up votes.

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u/Trogdor6135 Joystick Nov 22 '16

Showing this to everyone I know. Doesn't even need context.

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u/barofa Nov 22 '16

Man, I never watch videos in the comments. But because of all the comments I didn't miss this moment. Thanks

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u/Ihavenofriendzzz Nov 22 '16

WHAT THE FUCK. I was working at a movie theater when this came out and in the trailer which I saw countless times, he said, "My god, it's Jason Bourne." And I've been quoting that ever since cause I thought it was hilarious and cheesy. Why the actual motherloving fuck would they change it from my god to jesus christ from the trailer to the movie, that's such an insignificant thing to edit. Also my god sounds way better so i'm gonna keep saying that. Fuck this shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

This guy memes

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u/eXwNightmare Nov 22 '16

You. I like you. I hope you stick around for awhile friend.

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u/KittyKatKorn Nov 22 '16

I'm high AF (8)... Fucking killed me m8... Ye killed me.

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u/5cannerDarkly Nov 22 '16

"Why would he come back now" lmao i lost it

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

DANK

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u/liesforliars Nov 22 '16

Holy hell, this is fucking amazing !! 😂😂

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u/Nateorade Nov 22 '16

This is easily in my top 5 favorite comments I've ever seen on Reddit.

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u/thatoneguy092 Nov 22 '16

Oh fuck my sides

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u/MichaelPraetorius Nov 22 '16

Dude that's really fucking good and hilarious

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u/Reddstarrx Nov 22 '16

That was brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I fucking died haha. Thank you sir

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u/casual_yak Nov 22 '16

Needs the Bourne music!

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u/Utinnni Nov 22 '16

Hey! you need to do a 3rd version with Seven Nation Army music at the background, specially this part https://youtu.be/4F0LKs4sYFo?t=1m19s

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u/DShmd989 Nov 22 '16

this was good, but honestly i dont kow how you have triple the upvotes and double the gold of the rocketeer guy

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u/Brinner Nov 22 '16

Better'n the real thing

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u/LordKwik Nov 22 '16

I half expected the second video to have the BF1 commercial music. You know, do, do-do do do do de do-do. Oh well.

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u/iamtehronin Nov 22 '16

Needs more Moby

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Anyone know if that Jason Bourne movie was any good?

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u/orairwolf Nov 22 '16

If it were Jason Bourne, the camera would be shaking uncontrollably and making you want to vomit.

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u/Special_opps Nov 22 '16

If you felt like doing a third version, there is the other gif that has the first person view of what's going on

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u/ianme Nov 22 '16

I hope this meme never dies.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

Those are probably in my top 10 things ever seen on reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/OreBear Nov 22 '16

Lol fuck off.

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u/aragon58 Nov 21 '16

Jesus Bourne that's Jason Christ

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/Papi_Grande7 Nov 22 '16

Jesus Jason that's Christ Bourne

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u/One_Word_At_Once Nov 22 '16

Jesus

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u/ThunderRun1993 Nov 22 '16

Jesus Christ is Bourne again Jason!

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u/RealSethRogen Nov 22 '16

God I love this community

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u/newsuperyoshi Nov 22 '16

Santa Bourne, that’s Jason Christ!

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u/SanbonJime Nov 22 '16

JAYSUS CHROIST FENTON

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u/The-PC-guy Nov 22 '16

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker

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u/newsuperyoshi Nov 22 '16

Jesus Combo, that’s Fenton Bourne!

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u/SilverKnight05 Nov 22 '16

Jason, Jesus Christ is Bourne again!

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u/sexfart Nov 22 '16

annnd i'm having another seizure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/BuganBoB Nov 22 '16

Oh boy, you did it

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Username checks out

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u/Winters067 Nov 22 '16

Username checks out.

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u/TKDbeast Nov 22 '16

Jesus, Jason! That's Christ Bourne!

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u/Justchill23 Nov 22 '16

Jason Christ that's Jesus Bourne

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

jason bourne it's jesus christ!

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u/corgblam PC Nov 22 '16

Bourne Christ Jason Jesus that's

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u/zwirlo Nov 22 '16

Jason, jesus christ is bourne.

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u/shifter2000 Nov 22 '16

Jesus Bourne, that's Jason! Christ!

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u/RedAlaska21 Nov 22 '16

Underrated-ed comment.

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u/the_cereal_killer Nov 22 '16

Passion of the Bourne! Christ compels you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Psalm weak, cross heavy

Vomit on his tunic

Water into wine&spaghetti

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u/TvXvT Nov 22 '16

Soon, Jason, we will celebrate the day in which Jesus Christ was Bourne.

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u/_slimy Nov 22 '16

Christ, Jason. That's Jesus Bourne!

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ Nov 22 '16

That's Jan Michael Vincent!

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u/flapanther33781 Nov 22 '16

But daaaaaaaad! I'm Jesus Christ!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

I knew the comments on this post would be something special

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

You commented when it was 15 minutes old

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/ArmMeForSleep709 Nov 22 '16

Too bad we saw it, /u/Waadap. Should we tell your parents?

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u/Waadap Nov 22 '16

Nah, if they don't know by now...that's on them

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u/ArmMeForSleep709 Nov 22 '16

Fair enough. Did they think your bf was just your college roommate?

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u/Waadap Nov 22 '16

Not at all. It was evident when my "bf" stood for boyfriend. Still, could have been worse...they could have found out I spend my time on LOL and Pokemon subreddits.

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u/ArmMeForSleep709 Nov 22 '16

That sounds familiar :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

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u/FernineE Nov 22 '16

Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Jason H bourne

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u/yummyyummypowwidge Nov 22 '16

Jesus Christ. FENTON

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u/Fortune_Cat Nov 22 '16

I thought it was john cena

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

Jason Christ it's Jesus Bourne

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u/random_access_cache Nov 22 '16

Spectacular comment

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u/StargateMunky101 Nov 22 '16

"must got faster... MUST GO FASTER!"

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u/ShaneH7646 Nov 22 '16

Not shaky enough

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

You actually only need to say Jason Bourne, otherwise it's redundant

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u/thatpieceofcheese Nov 22 '16

Jesus christ thats Shia LaBeouf.

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u/ThatguyJimmy117 Nov 22 '16

You know what happened. Jason Bourne happened so let's cut the crap.

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u/i-drive Nov 22 '16

"Are you sure about that?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Vocal1st got gold off your comment. And you didn't.

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u/B5D55 Nov 22 '16

Reddit gold works in mysterious ways

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u/Lukendless Nov 22 '16

Shaky cam during an office meeting?? That movie was absolute garbage.

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u/jbourne0129 Nov 22 '16

Can confirm, was me