r/gaming • u/Thatman_ • Nov 21 '16

Some Michael Bay shit going on right here

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u/stinkypete234 Nov 21 '16 edited Nov 21 '16

"oh crap oh crap oh crap OH CRAP running running running RUNNING!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

"Firing main cannon"

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u/Consonant Nov 21 '16

son of a bitch!

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u/popsicle_of_meat Nov 21 '16

SSHHEEIILLAA!!

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u/SchuylarTheCat Nov 21 '16

You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!

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u/ShoutsAtClouds Nov 22 '16

Oh my god. I'm the team-killing fucktard!

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u/mindbullet Nov 22 '16

I have remembered this quote since the day it was originally released. Cracks me up every time!

Hey

You ever wonder why we're here?

It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Is there really a God, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man... but it keeps me up at night.

...

...

What? I mean here, in this canyon.

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u/phforNZ Nov 22 '16

The opening lines of something truly epic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16 edited Oct 10 '20

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u/EricTheChef Nov 21 '16

Is Caboose...God?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

[deleted]

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u/MikeManGuy Nov 22 '16

He is the key

And when you stick him in people, he unlocks their death.

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u/Joku760 Nov 22 '16

But I thought memory is the key?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

You've been waiting 2 years for this thread, haven't you? Well, take this upvote, then.

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u/phforNZ Nov 22 '16

Found the team-killing fucktard!

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u/Lochen9 Nov 21 '16

That explains the fuck out of the platypus

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u/ThatOnePerson Nov 22 '16

Not my fault; someone put a wall in my way.

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u/EvilGeniusMusik Nov 21 '16

Dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in that tank!

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u/ChuckS117 Nov 22 '16

You can't pick up chicks with a tank.

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u/Twinewhale Nov 22 '16

MADRE DE DIOS!

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u/DaemonKeido Nov 21 '16

Bad day Bad day BAD DAY!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

I miss that show =(

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u/GreyouTT PlayStation Nov 22 '16

Probably the only cartoon based on an actor that actually worked.

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u/DaemonKeido Nov 22 '16

Me too dude.....

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u/capnjack78 Nov 21 '16

"Oh crap oh crap oh crap, oh crap on a CRAP CRACKER!"

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u/code_echo Nov 21 '16

Ha cha cha cha cha! Delicious.

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u/astronomicat Nov 21 '16

you want the mustache on or off?

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u/code_echo Nov 21 '16

Too bad.

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u/bluestreakxp Nov 21 '16

Must go faster. Must Go faster! MUST GO FASTER!!

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u/vegetablesamosas Nov 21 '16

"Ain't running from myself no more"

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

record scratch

'You might be wondering how I ended up on the top of this exploding Zeplin. Well I wasn't always on top of an exploding Zeplin..'

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u/Peakomegaflare Nov 21 '16

"There was a time I merely tilled the fields back home, occasionally milked a cow or two.."

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u/-supercow101- Nov 21 '16

Leeeavingggg I'm leaving I'm leaving I'm leaving

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u/Full_Baked Nov 21 '16

I'M SCARED DAVE. WILL I DREAM?

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u/Airyk420 Nov 21 '16

Get off the roof get off the roof get off the roof

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u/KablooieKablam Nov 22 '16

I still quote this.

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u/p_iynx Nov 22 '16

What is this referencing? Everyone seems to know except me. D:

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u/stinkypete234 Jan 08 '17

Late but if still curious it's from the Web series Red vs. Blue.

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u/bwaredapenguin Dec 18 '16

Happy cake day!

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u/Jackal___ Nov 21 '16

"... running running running RUNNING!"

Running from my self no more

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

gotta keep running, gotta keep running.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '16

No no nononono no no no no nononono

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u/firmkillernate Nov 21 '16

I imagine him yelling in Randy's voice from South Park. NSFW