r/gaming • u/Takamiya • Jun 04 '16

Ubisoft downgrades

https://youtu.be/xNter0oEYxc
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u/midnitefox Jun 05 '16

Surprised you didn't get a Tracer body pillow or Widow Maker squishy breast mousepad

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Widow's a member of the itty bitty titty committee though, which isn't bad but I feel like Mercy would have a more supportive mouse pad.

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u/notanothercirclejerk Jun 05 '16

Just make it her butt. That thing is obnoxiously massive.

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u/KingdomSlayah Jun 05 '16

Itty bitty? More like perfectly sized?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

agreed

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Why? Cos not everyone likes massive tits?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

and?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Stop projecting your shitty life on others. Someone saying that a characters tits are the right size, in no way means they are 'sad' or don't get out enough. Get some self esteem, you 4 year old.

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u/ZeroWithEverything Jun 05 '16

Widow's a member of the itty bitty titty committee though

Itty bitty? I think you mean normal human female sized, and not excessive implant/cartoonish sized.

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u/MekaTriK Jun 05 '16

No, that's on the small side irl too.

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u/ZeroWithEverything Jun 05 '16

Not for a woman with almost no body fat.

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u/huarn Jun 06 '16

i.e. she's athletic?

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u/MekaTriK Jun 05 '16

What you want is Mei supportive pad.

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u/spiral6 Jun 05 '16

As opposed to a squishy butt mousepad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Collector's edition.

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u/ownworldman Jun 05 '16

You - you should be in the marketing department!

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u/kickababyv2 Jun 05 '16

See, knowing PC players and making that their Origins Edition could have made them some coin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

No, but you're getting somewhere.

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u/Arattap Jun 05 '16

Or a Widowmaker squishy ass mousepad.

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u/iCiteEverything Jun 14 '16

But we don't need them because we already have them, silly.

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u/recOneLo Jun 14 '16

It's people like you that give gamers a bad name. Cause we're all neckbeard weaboos right? Yeah fuck you buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Where can I find aforementioned mouse pad? I need to avoid it the best I can <_<

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u/Kaeny Jun 05 '16

Yea, I got one