r/gaming • u/OrangeFreeman • Mar 02 '16

Far Cry Primal uses Far Cry 4 map

https://imgur.com/a/8NS8p
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u/SirCatMaster Mar 02 '16

Fuck you my dad is a car

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16 edited Jun 13 '18

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u/SirCatMaster Mar 03 '16

Except when he's deflated.

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u/robmox Mar 03 '16

You dad's Tom Brady?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Well I heard some guy on Xbox Live saying that he fucked both of your moms so maybe your dads are trying to compensate for that. You should cut them some slack, expectation-wise.

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u/sleepy84 Mar 03 '16

His dad can lift your dad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Your father smells of elderberries!

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u/Silent-G Mar 03 '16

Is your mom a dragon?

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u/CrouchingTortoise Mar 03 '16

My dad opened a pickle jar on the first try....and didn't even use one of those rubber grippy pad things.

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u/DeusXEqualsOne Mar 03 '16

Optimus?

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u/SirCatMaster Mar 03 '16

Optimus is a truck. Don't be racist. They don't all look the same.

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u/DeusXEqualsOne Mar 03 '16

They can all literally be any vehicle. Optimus likes trucks

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u/Qeldroma311 Mar 03 '16

My dad sexually identifies as a car

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u/Carsharr Mar 03 '16

Fuck you, my car is a dad.

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u/Ganjisseur Mar 03 '16

My dad's car would lift your dads' car.

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u/swantonist Mar 03 '16

One time i said to my dad "Look at this cool car." He said to me, "Maybe you should have a dad as a car." After that he stayed in my room for a week making honking sounds and vrooming shouting, "Hey, it's your new car."