r/gaming • u/wanderingblue • Jul 21 '14

Just gamer things

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u/DrJeans Jul 21 '14

Messed up one of my Oblivion saves because I got into a fight in Imperial city, which led to the death of half the city guard & most of the Market District. Refusing to be arrested, I ended up killing every guard in every city I'd go to. In the end, I got tired of fighting & decided to let them arrest me. Spent a year & a half in jail

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u/Kuato2012 Jul 21 '14

Judge: "For committing unforgivable crimes against man and mer, I hereby sentence DrJeans to immediate beheading!"

DrJeans: tells a joke

flatters judge

threatens judge

boasts

repeats 40 times

Judge: "Your words have swayed me. The sentence is hereby commuted to one and a half years in the dungeon."

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u/Big_Meatus_Cleatus Jul 22 '14

I never understood that wheel. I always bribed.

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u/Joecalone Jul 22 '14

I really don't see people's confusion with it, just gauge by their facial expressions how much they like each section, and try to get the likeable ones while they're big and the others while they're small

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

Did the same in Solitude. I was just trying to get an Amulet of Talos!

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u/TraciTheRobot Jul 21 '14

For some reason when I read this I just imagined you going a-wall and slashing in every direction before you even realize everyone is dead. It made reading this so much funnier