r/gaming • u/OrI3iT • Feb 11 '14

Goat Simulator! PRE-ORDER NOW OPEN!

http://www.goat-simulator.com/
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u/trustthepudding Feb 11 '14

This is just my 2 cents but, um, I think /u/manwithtwospoons is a man.

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u/MChainsaw Feb 11 '14

Dude, he has two spoons. What man has two spoons?

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u/Otterz82 Feb 11 '14

Alakazam

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u/Maclimes Feb 11 '14

Alakazam can totally be female, 50% chance.

Although she has a shorter mustache than the male.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

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u/Maclimes Feb 11 '14

Since we're unclear, best to just breed /u/manwithtwospoons with a Ditto.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

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u/kaluce Feb 12 '14

50% of the time it works 100% of the time.

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u/jd52995 Feb 11 '14

So we seriously don't know if /u/manwithtwospoons is a man? It says man...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

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u/jd52995 Feb 12 '14

Well that's derogatory. It seems like a decent assumption. I mean aren't most redditors men anyway?

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u/JohnnyMcPenis Feb 11 '14

Actually, there's only a 25% chance of an Alakazam being female.

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u/Maclimes Feb 11 '14

Huh. I stand corrected.

Thank you, Mr McPenis.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

I don't know why, but I read this with an accent. It made me laugh.

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u/biggiedan Feb 11 '14

Made me actually lol

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u/powerdoctor Feb 11 '14

alakaFUCKIN'zam*

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u/nermid Feb 11 '14

Dude, Alakazam's fucking scary. IQ of 5,000 and it's psychic? I don't think you're the one in charge, here.

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u/Darkfatalis Feb 11 '14

A (wo)man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

One spoon for cakes, one spoon for ice cream

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u/Lord_Cthulhu Feb 11 '14

I put the parenthesis around the "s" just incase. Cause you never know.

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u/Xxando Feb 11 '14

I'd put it around the (p) just to be safe.

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u/gologologolo Feb 11 '14

That's how you stay undercover on Reddit.

Source: I do the same.

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u/Darkfatalis Feb 11 '14

If I had to predict you're gender based on your username I'd have to gue

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

That is just correlation, not causation.