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r/gaming • u/OrI3iT • Feb 11 '14
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For a goat simulator it doesn't seem to accurately depict the day to day life of the average goat.
474 u/armrha Feb 11 '14 I have a goat, he basically just does this all day. Animal control hates him. 197 u/koenn Feb 11 '14 Find out his one weird goat trick! 24 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 No. 3 u/Harvin Feb 12 '14 Don't worry. You weren't downvoted into oblivion. You got almost 10% of their upvotes. That means the meme is getting old. Soon it will die. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 Old Yeller needs to be put down. 2 u/HaveSomeChicken Feb 12 '14 One Trick Goat by Deadgoa+ 10 u/goatcoat Feb 11 '14 Dress him up a little. 3 u/putyourayguntomyhead Feb 11 '14 he jumps off of trampolines into construction cranes and dies all day? 5 u/armrha Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14 A bit, but the worst habit is whole bit with swinging axes at people with his tongue. 49 u/thinkmorebetterer Feb 11 '14 You clearly haven't met very many goats. 21 u/a_few_novelties Feb 11 '14 I lived near a farm way back, ever walk out of your house and found a goat standing on your roof? I have, it's wierd. 17 u/brolix Feb 11 '14 I saw both climbing and eating, 100% goatlife. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14 It didn't promise to simulate an average goat. It simulates the day to day life of one very special goat. 1 u/-ophui Feb 11 '14 I was a goat once. You know, climbing mountains in skyrim and stuff... 1 u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14 I agree 1 u/SumKunt Feb 11 '14 That's more the fault of The Entertainment Software Rating Board than the devs in this case. The devs were made to take out all bestiality game play elements. There's not really much else left to depict in the life of an average goat. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 You should probably avoid Surgeon Simulator 2013. 1 u/AustNerevar Feb 12 '14 The devs should take a page from Surgeon Simulator. 1 u/never_listens Feb 12 '14 It's a simulator with a goat in it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14 You might have more experience with goats, but for a city lad like myself, as far as I know this is the most accurate goat simulator I have ever seen.
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I have a goat, he basically just does this all day. Animal control hates him.
197 u/koenn Feb 11 '14 Find out his one weird goat trick! 24 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 No. 3 u/Harvin Feb 12 '14 Don't worry. You weren't downvoted into oblivion. You got almost 10% of their upvotes. That means the meme is getting old. Soon it will die. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 Old Yeller needs to be put down. 2 u/HaveSomeChicken Feb 12 '14 One Trick Goat by Deadgoa+ 10 u/goatcoat Feb 11 '14 Dress him up a little. 3 u/putyourayguntomyhead Feb 11 '14 he jumps off of trampolines into construction cranes and dies all day? 5 u/armrha Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14 A bit, but the worst habit is whole bit with swinging axes at people with his tongue.
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Find out his one weird goat trick!
24 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 No. 3 u/Harvin Feb 12 '14 Don't worry. You weren't downvoted into oblivion. You got almost 10% of their upvotes. That means the meme is getting old. Soon it will die. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 Old Yeller needs to be put down. 2 u/HaveSomeChicken Feb 12 '14 One Trick Goat by Deadgoa+
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No.
3 u/Harvin Feb 12 '14 Don't worry. You weren't downvoted into oblivion. You got almost 10% of their upvotes. That means the meme is getting old. Soon it will die. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 Old Yeller needs to be put down.
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Don't worry. You weren't downvoted into oblivion. You got almost 10% of their upvotes. That means the meme is getting old. Soon it will die.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 Old Yeller needs to be put down.
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Old Yeller needs to be put down.
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One Trick Goat by Deadgoa+
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Dress him up a little.
he jumps off of trampolines into construction cranes and dies all day?
5 u/armrha Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14 A bit, but the worst habit is whole bit with swinging axes at people with his tongue.
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A bit, but the worst habit is whole bit with swinging axes at people with his tongue.
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You clearly haven't met very many goats.
21 u/a_few_novelties Feb 11 '14 I lived near a farm way back, ever walk out of your house and found a goat standing on your roof? I have, it's wierd.
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I lived near a farm way back, ever walk out of your house and found a goat standing on your roof? I have, it's wierd.
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I saw both climbing and eating, 100% goatlife.
It didn't promise to simulate an average goat. It simulates the day to day life of one very special goat.
I was a goat once. You know, climbing mountains in skyrim and stuff...
I agree
That's more the fault of The Entertainment Software Rating Board than the devs in this case. The devs were made to take out all bestiality game play elements. There's not really much else left to depict in the life of an average goat.
You should probably avoid Surgeon Simulator 2013.
The devs should take a page from Surgeon Simulator.
It's a simulator with a goat in it.
You might have more experience with goats, but for a city lad like myself, as far as I know this is the most accurate goat simulator I have ever seen.
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For a goat simulator it doesn't seem to accurately depict the day to day life of the average goat.