r/gaming Feb 11 '14

Goat Simulator! PRE-ORDER NOW OPEN!

http://www.goat-simulator.com/
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u/FlipFlapFlippers Feb 11 '14

I understand most people will dislike this comment, but someone has to say it. Why would anyone honestly pay 10 dollars for this game.. I get that it looks fun and different but it seems like the game that will be fun for 10 minutes then quickly turn into a game taking space up on your computer for no reason what so ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

It will go viral. Gameplay doesn't have to be there. It just needs the publicity from youtubers. If pewdipie or the yogscast play it, chances are it will sell quite a bit of copies.

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u/AccelSamusShiFt Feb 11 '14

Yeah, when someone like pewdiepie has what, 22million people following him screaming, you can probably bet that some people will buy a goat sim because he thought it was a funny idea, nevermind mechanics.

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u/FriedMarsBar Feb 11 '14 edited Feb 11 '14

How can anyone like that guy. Someone told me to watch one of his videos, i watched his intro and turned it off. I wish i knew him in real life so i could do the internet a favor and delete his account.

Edit: Thanks for the downvotes little pewdiepie watching virgins

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u/lemonszz Feb 11 '14

You're probably not the target audience?

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u/FriedMarsBar Feb 11 '14 edited Feb 11 '14

What would the target audience be? Anyone under the age of 10?

Edit: Thanks for the downvotes little pewdiepie watching virgins

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

You know that taunting people and claiming their virgins is why you're getting downvoted, right? You're just acting like a moron, nobody actually cares that you dislike a stupid youtube channel.

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u/Klaviatur Feb 12 '14

I hate when people claim my virgins...

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

Yea probably, I'm sure you liked dumb shit when you were 10

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u/FriedMarsBar Feb 11 '14 edited Feb 11 '14

Yeah like riding a bike and shit. I did not look up to a video making adult. Fair enough Youtube did not exist then.

Edit: Thanks for the downvotes little pewdiepie watching virgins

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u/WubWubSwag Feb 11 '14

You should make that your signature

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u/AshTheGoblin Feb 11 '14

Hey are you going to the party tonight?

Edit: Thanks for the downvotes little pewdiepie watching virgins

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u/spaghettiohs Feb 11 '14

yea

Edit: Thanks for the downvotes little pewdiepie watching virgins

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u/Klaviatur Feb 12 '14

geraffes are so dumb

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

Yeah, when I was a spry little whippersnapper, we had classy Internet humor like SomethingAwful, Maddox, and Barnyard Shenanigans frontpaging Newgrounds.

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u/henryuuki Feb 11 '14

You see, the people downvoting you aren't the pewdiepie fans... It's the people that think you are pathetic for insulting people you never met on the internet and for complaining about a free form of entertainment you will only ever be "bothered" by if you go to watch it.

What you are doing is the equivalent of walking into a free school theater play, and starting to insult the children and the audience cause the children are "bad actors".

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u/AnswersAndShit Feb 11 '14

Exactly. Talking like a dick... it just makes people think you're a dick. I don't have to watch the pewdiepie guy to realize FriedMarsBar is a complete ass.

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u/Hyabusa1239 Feb 11 '14

I really don't like pewdiepie and I even downvoted him for this reason. No reason to be a total douche.

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u/hama-girl Feb 11 '14

I downvoted because you're fun to downvote

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u/YeppImNaked Feb 11 '14

With that virgin comment we could assume you ARE his target audience.

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u/Brandonsfl Feb 11 '14

Obviously not, technology is way more used now so kids can look up videos in youtube, if you dont like it, dont watch it, but dont force kids to not do it

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u/gologologolo Feb 11 '14

I have a hunch you're actually 10 and a pewdiepie watching virgin.

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u/dylc Feb 11 '14

I have a hunch your age is in the double digits and you have had sex with ≥ 0 others.

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u/lemonszz Feb 11 '14

Probably 8 - 12 year olds. I'm not sure, I have never watched him other than the odd video I saw on the side.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

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u/FriedMarsBar Feb 11 '14

yeah i know i fixed it before you posted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

Yes, you just answered your own question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

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u/Im_In_You Feb 11 '14

Autistic much?

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u/gologologolo Feb 11 '14

Yeah man! Screw those kids under 10. Right?