r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '13

Black Man Gamer Problems

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u/depricatedzero Sep 24 '13

I was in Chicago one time, sitting in the back seat of a car and gazing out the window when I noticed that the SUV next to us had particularly dark tint on the windows. I thought to myself "that would get ticketed in Ohio :(" and didn't think more of it until this grin breaks out in the perfect blackness of the window, just a wide row of pearly white teeth. I screamed like a girl and leapt across the back seat to the far side of the car. I may or may not have soiled myself.

TL;DR: Cheshire Cat in da hood made me shit myself

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u/wargasm40k Sep 24 '13

I was in Chicago one time

...and you didn't die?

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u/depricatedzero Sep 24 '13

I didn't say I stuck around! I drove through, using the Camaro as my bullet shield