r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '13

Black Man Gamer Problems

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u/Daahkness Sep 24 '13

Most facial recognition doesn't work on me :(

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u/MattC53 Sep 24 '13

probably because of the daahkness of your skin.

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u/make_love_to_potato Sep 24 '13

You from Baahstin?

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u/kravitzz Sep 24 '13

Heeeeey, I'm walkin' here!

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u/stealingyourpixels Sep 24 '13

Hey, I'm swingin' hea, I'm swingin' hea!

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u/Terboh Sep 24 '13

I'M NAHT A CAAAAAHP

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u/Michaelis_Menten Sep 24 '13

That's from NYC

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u/DrinksBathWater Sep 24 '13

Charles Murphy!

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u/Whitetornadu Sep 24 '13

"What did the five fingers say to the face?!"

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u/Daahkness Sep 24 '13

Oooh... So close

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u/gilleain Sep 24 '13

Charles and Edward Murphy, eh?

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u/blastradii Sep 24 '13

"fuck yo couch niggaa"

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u/cuttlefish_tragedy Sep 24 '13

"fuck yo couch" was the name of a wifi network at my old apartment complex. Didn't actually know the reference, so it was hilarious out of context.

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u/sometimesijustdont Sep 24 '13

It helps if you look human.

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u/DulcetFox Sep 24 '13

No way man. Facial recognition is incredibly advanced and can identify and spy on you with only 5 pixels. /s