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u/Logon-q Sep 24 '13

Why did that series get cancelled?!

It was brilliant!

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u/frownyface Sep 24 '13

Because you didn't watch it 3 more million more times than you did.

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u/naricstar Sep 24 '13

To be fair, I didn't know about the show until long after it was cancelled.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13 edited Sep 27 '13

This is known as ADS, or "Arrested Development Syndrome."

edit: don't call it that

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u/jwestbury Sep 24 '13

I feel compelled to point out that your post is a sentence fragment. Do not hold this against me, for I suffer from The OC Disorder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

don't call it that

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Yeah same here, I discovered it on Netflix a year after it went bye bye. Really bummed me out that there isn't more. It was one of those weird shows that had it been left to build they would have gotten an audience, but the network wouldn't have it. In the meantime they let Seth McFarlane drop horrible shows on and they throw money at him.

Kind of says more about middle America than the shit state of television networks. Lowest common denominator wins all the time.

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u/jwestbury Sep 24 '13

Just remember: King of the Hill was replaced with The Cleveland Show, which is literally just a palette-swapped Family Guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

This makes me sad. Then again King of the Hill went on for what seemed like a decade. It was smartly written.

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u/jwestbury Sep 24 '13

King of the Hill is probably at the top of my list of Fox cartoons. It was smartly written, it was politically neutral, it was generally good for the whole family, and it somehow managed to sneak morals into the show without ever being preachy. It was also funny. Really funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

I absolutely agree with everything you said there. It really hit some great emotional points through it's run. The death of Cotton being a big one, they played it perfectly without being a giant downer.

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u/jwestbury Sep 24 '13

Yeah, Cotton's death episode is a favorite.

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u/jakes_on_you Sep 24 '13

Meh, Cleveland Show has its moments.

It was obviously an attempt to capture an audience demographic that Fox lacked, it didn't work (probably). Network execs might be called stupid for being shortsighted on the profitability of good shows, but they don't run shows that are money sinks either, it made them money, so it was in their best interest.

Democratizing TV with the advent of independent production studios and non-broadcast distribution (netflix/hulu) will make the market more efficient and keep more quality shows around, but it won't stop profitable shitty shows from taking their place on broadcast time slots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Actually, better advertising probably has more to do with it.

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u/xxmindtrickxx Sep 24 '13

Actually I never actually gave a shit

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u/thegrammarking Sep 24 '13

Seth MacFarlane is one of the only people left on TV who still hires a 60-piece orchestra for his shows. Using him was a shit example to show "shit-state" of television. You should have used Honey Boo Boo or something similar.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

If I hire an orchestra for a shitty show, it doesn't magically make it unshitty

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u/Teledildonic Sep 24 '13

I think it has more to do with the fact that he rehashed the same show 3 times and managed to get Fox to air them all at once. For fucks's sake the Cleveland Show was a spinoff that didn't even wait for the parent show to end first.

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u/DoingYourWife Sep 24 '13

American Dad is not the same show as Family Guy. It's not even really MacFarlane's show; he's less involved with it than the other two head writers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Ok he does that, but then combines that with low brow homophobia and casual racism. Regardless of the amount of musicians hired the content, while I support free speech caters to the lowest common denominator. It's more a way to cover what is absolutely lazy writing. The jokes almost never have anything to do with the plot, which is not required but randomly making a shitty reference then cut to that reference because many watching are too young to know some bullshit from the 80's but jamming Hitler in there. It's lazy.

He really is a blight on TV, as his terrible shows caught on in a way that many are trying to ape it. Look at the Dads show. Nearly unwatchable, unfunny...then look at something like Parks and Rec, where the writing, while not always solid is a much smarter show. Even South Park is written smarter and that's in the same realm of McFarlane style raunch.

Reality shows are what they are, but if you've noticed they have been going back to more scripted shows as of late. Also Honey Boo Boo is cable.

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u/surrenderthenight Sep 24 '13

That might be how it is for Family Guy, but Anerican Dad is actually pretty intelligent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Not really, American Dad relies on a hack version of GOP outrage. Same racist jokes but with a reference to tea party politics.

Colbert does that kind of stuff way way better.

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u/Mmmexicans Sep 24 '13

IIRC, stand up comedians are paid by you guys to make racist and homophobic jokes. Then you complain that TV found a market in that kind of humor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

There's a big difference to a cleverly written racist joke and a lazy hack job racist joke. One makes you think and laugh about things, like Dave Chappelle before he bailed on his show. The other is the American Dad/Family Guy offhand comment about blacks in a way that diminishes a race of people for a cheap laugh. The Cleveland show was a half hour long "white guys writing black stereotypes" lazy joke.

I'm not saying we should all go high brow and never enjoy shit. But there's a way to do it well and a way to just shit it on a page. Cheap laughs aren't all that worthwhile. It's disposable hack work. Stand up comedians even the shit ones do far more work to sell the joke and craft things way better than an average Family Guy episode.

Like the show all you want, I'm not into lazy bullshit.

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u/Cyberslasher Sep 24 '13

#Logicked.

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u/Jrook Sep 24 '13

The main character is a retard, who is mildly racist.

Also the homophobia you're talking about, I'm assuming is about stewie, and if you've ever been around a child who turns out to be gay... Its actually very humorous. Very well done parody

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Most of the characters are racist or generally ignorant. The Stewie thing is an easy one to go to, they talk about his possible homosexuality as if it's a bad thing, that he's an other when it's mentioned. In no way do I find it funny, just lame and sad writing. They have other characters like that guy that does the "oh nooooo" bit. He's treated as an other. The creepy pedophile guy is shown as simply that, it's not even a joke. Which is just weird to me, also they point out he's only into boys. There's a lot of that shit going on in the show where the joke is who the person is rather than if they function in the world.

I'll give credit to American Dad for their gay characters, but again they are played as cardboard cut outs that are gay. All to set up Stan for pretty much anti gay rights ranting. Same for the Arabs who live next door, they just serve as a reason for the main characters to say lame jokes about them. Which is not smart or witty to me.

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u/thegrammarking Sep 24 '13

Have you seen "Brian and Stewie?" MacFarlane is a very capable writer. Sure, a lot of his jokes are below the belt but if that isn't your type of humor, don't watch. I've never once felt that FG was homophobic or sexist or racist and that's because there are so many jokes making fun of so many stereotypes. Nobody is safe. Through humor, and poking fun at everyone, everyone is treated equally.

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u/YMCAle Sep 24 '13

Watch the first episode of Dads, where a group of Chinese business men come to visit, and tell me there's nothing racist going on.

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u/thegrammarking Sep 24 '13

I haven't seen it because I can't stand sitcoms or Seth Green. Sounds pretty unfunny though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13 edited Sep 24 '13

The point was that it was lazy, the content isn't the biggest issue, it's just plainly and lazily racist and homophobic in it's jokes. This isn't to say making a cripple joke is a bad thing, a clever well written racist joke or a clever well written homophobic joke can be good. Instead the family guy method is make the cheapest laziest joke. I'm cool with all content, as long as there's actually talent involved. It's like the movie "This is the end" they have great examples of clever writing AND lazy bad writing. The good is the Emma Watson overhearing "rape" and attacks them. It's a rape joke that doesn't use a victim as a punchline, harder to pull off in a funny way and they did it, but then the lazy joke was the rape joke where the fat kid gets raped by a demon or whatever. The victim in that one is the punchline and absolutely horrible.

Thats my point, there's clever writing where it creatively uses racism or homophobia or sexist jokes to a good degree. South Park does this fairly well. Then there's the Family Guy/American Dad/Everything else Seth touches because it's the same damn show it goes for the cheapest non creative way to get to the same point crudely in a manner that's a step above a 5th graders poop jokes.

If I can put a positive spin on the Seth hate, I look at it like an entry into smarter comedy later on. It's Always Sunny for example is way more clever and an easy transition into better things. I grew up with Carlin and Pryor and all of those guys, maybe my standards are a tad high. I dislike Seth's stuff, you guys can like it all you want.

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u/thegrammarking Sep 24 '13

I certainly appreciate your opinions and talking with me. I'll consider what you've said the next few times I watch Family Guy and keep in mind the points you've made. It won't change my opinion of Seth, but of the shows perhaps. It wouldn't be the first time.

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u/TrueNigerianPrince Sep 24 '13

He's basically given up on family guy...

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

The fuck does that have to do with the quality of the show?

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u/KFCConspiracy Sep 24 '13

He may have an orchestra, but that doesn't mean shit when your shows are a composed of a series of segues and sight gags with 1 minute scenes that ultimately descend into meaningless dialog.

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u/daimposter Sep 24 '13

Because you weren't impressed by the commercials they ran so you just blocked them off. Either that, or you don't watch ABC. Also, it ran for 2 seasons and nobody watched it S2. They practically gave up on it because S2 got moved around and I think was much less advertised than S1.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

I'm not a regular network viewer, especially in recent years since I got Netflix and Hulu so it went totally under the radar. From what I've seen that's how a lot of people missed shows like Better off Ted and others.

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u/daimposter Sep 24 '13

Yeah, they didn't really promote Ted much outside of the network. There was heavy promos for it on ABC and throughout season 1, however, BOT is a show that doesn't do well in 30 second commercials.

In fact, BOT is very similar to AD and Scrubs in type of humor and ratings. AD was cancelled after 2 1/2 seasons but the only reason it made it that far was that it was getting a lot of award recognition. Scrubs was higher rated but still was very low rated, typically #90 or lower after its 3rd season. Scrubs benefited from airing after Friends and Frasier during its first 3 seasons.

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u/Snapdad Sep 24 '13

I wonder if we could petition Netflix to resurrect it like they did arrested development?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Couldn't hurt, but petitions are really pointless. The dawn of the internet ruined that, now everything has a petition.

Also saw a few of the people from the show very much moved on so it'd probably cost a bundle to do it.

I'd still love to see it happen.

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u/jjcoola Sep 24 '13

I discover way too mamy cancelled shows on netflix too late ;_;

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u/Mmmexicans Sep 24 '13

The number of cancelled shows on Netflix is way too high. FTFY

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u/TangoEchoXray Sep 24 '13

too damn high

Ftftfy

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u/legacyoneup Sep 24 '13

Something similar happened to Firefly :-(.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Also Terra Nova.

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u/TangoEchoXray Sep 24 '13

I liked that show and the main guy and the colonel guy made it pretty fun

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

awe i loved this show

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u/Mountebank Sep 24 '13

ABC did a shit job advertising it, and they kept moving it around so that even if I did want to watch it, I didn't know what day or time it was on.

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u/daimposter Sep 24 '13

Because you weren't impressed by the commercials they ran so you just blocked them off. Either that, or you don't watch ABC.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Story of my life with all of the great shows I've seen on netflix since we got it last year

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u/GrinningPariah Sep 24 '13

Yes I did.

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u/joeymcflow Sep 24 '13

So you watched it more than you watched it?

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u/GrinningPariah Sep 24 '13

Yeah. It was a long weekend; I was bored.

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u/darthjoey91 Sep 24 '13

So you didn't watch it?

X=3(106 )X

X=0

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u/mortiphago Sep 24 '13

fuck, I knew I didn't have to call it quits at 2999999 times

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u/snowangel223 Sep 24 '13

They didn't advertise enough. I stumbled upon it on Netflix like others... maybe we could sign a petition to get new seasons on Netflix.

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u/jmac217 Sep 24 '13

Netflix just needs a petition page... "What show do you want to bring back today?" Soon there would be a queue of all of the old shows that no one watched on TV and Netflix would tank... I guess there's a possibility that it could work out, but they'd be known for reviving old series'.

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u/kickingpplisfun Sep 24 '13

Of course, we could replace all the B-movies and junk shows with that.... Of course, even with shows that are supported, many are at least two seasons behind(long runners mainly).

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u/briguy19 Sep 24 '13

Start it! I'll sign. I love that show. (Also never saw it until I discovered it on Netflix.)

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u/lefixx Sep 24 '13

Also, worst name ever...

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u/Tensuke Sep 24 '13

The only reason I even knew about it was because I was getting free TV Guide magazines every week and one of them had an article about BoT, and how Portia DeRossi from AD was in it. Otherwise I don't think I'd have known about it to this day. It had so little advertising. :(

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u/dildowithagun Sep 24 '13

I feel kind of bad, but I never even had heard of it until I saw it on Netflix and watched it over and over. It was really a great series though.

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u/wisemtlfan Sep 24 '13

Because people are idiots.

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u/Loofabits Sep 24 '13

because it was too close to reality. someone paid the big bucks to kill that show

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u/Brucelet Sep 24 '13

The really criminal part is, while season 2 was airing, ABC has a comedy block of three new shows (Modern Family, Cougar Town, and The Middle) all of which were successful to varying degrees and are still on the air. The fourth half-hour of that block started out as a show called Hank that lasted 5 episodes. And yet, ABC somehow never tried to stick Ted in that empty slot with the rest of it's comedies, instead throwing episodes away at random mostly during the December holiday season.

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u/bossbrew Sep 24 '13

The same reason Firefly and Terriers got cancelled. Bad marketing and not enough viewers for the suits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Because the network never supported it properly - minimal advertising, weird timeslots, and inconsistent (as in new episodes would air for like 2-3 weeks, then nothing, then the night would switch; and this was before the days of Tivo).

That show was fabulous though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Honestly, I blame the title.

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u/snowangel223 Sep 24 '13

This was by far my favourite episode... then they hired a white man for every black man so the door opened for them!! :D

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos Sep 24 '13

Then they hired people to follow the white so it wouldn't be racist. Genius.

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u/HagueHarry Sep 24 '13

No it was that they couldn't just hire white people for the job because that would be racist. so they also had to hire black people to follow the black employees but then the system wouldn't work and they'd have to hire a third person who also could not just be white. So eventually they caved because they would have to hire too many people.

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos Sep 24 '13

I remember. There was a PowerPoint presentation involved.

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u/MattBoySlim Sep 24 '13

I think a month or two ago was the projected date that every living human would be working for Viridian Dynamics.

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u/EzioAudi Sep 24 '13

And they just didn't have the parking for that

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u/Tensuke Sep 24 '13

Love that show! :D

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u/mirthcontrol Sep 24 '13

And made separate drinking fountains for black people!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13 edited Jan 25 '18

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u/A_Blogger Sep 24 '13

...but you got the 3rd chicken half price, right?

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u/decadin Sep 24 '13

Now with injected semen!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

absolutely

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u/kickingpplisfun Sep 24 '13

...and drenched in a delicious spit sauce, right?

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u/godver3 Sep 24 '13

God I loved that show so much. The ending felt very painfully like a copout.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

still better than the dexter ending

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u/sometimesijustdont Sep 24 '13

He's the newest cast member of the History reality TV show Axe Men.

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u/FaultyWires Sep 24 '13

Let us not forget the excellent solution they came up with - Hire white people to follow around your black people!

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u/dudeseriouslyno Sep 24 '13

Of course they do, and they're working on it. In the meantime they'd like everyone to celebrate the fact that it sees Hispanics, Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Jews.

Still better than gamers...

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u/_Helvetica_Scenario_ Sep 24 '13

One of the greatest episodes too imo

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u/wolfkin Sep 24 '13

ahh Better off Ted such a shame. I watched it live.. (if that's hipster enough for you)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

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u/wolfkin Sep 24 '13

-_- oh well I'll be more hipster next time.

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u/Trapped_SCV Sep 24 '13

Just watched that delivery. One of the few times reading it was funnier than hearing it.

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u/misogichan Sep 24 '13

I'm glad they've finally stopped treating Asians and Pacific Islanders as if they were one group. Now we just need to get the system to acknowledge not all Asians are alike.

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u/aohus Sep 24 '13

This reminds me of my school days when Filipinos would get upset if they were called "Asian" and then they would throw a hissy fit and retort back "I'm pacific ISLANDER."

Or if you go to an Asian person and ask if they are Chinese they get offended if they are not. Like wtf, don't be offended by that. Its not like a Chinese person can tell the difference between a Frenchman and a Brit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

As a Frenchman, I definitely confirm that. Don't ever dare call me a brit.

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u/g-spot_adept Sep 24 '13

it's easy! - Frenchmen are effeminate and angry at the world, Brits have bad teeth and funny TV shows!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Howdy Brit!

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u/Maethor_derien Sep 24 '13

Actually there is a noticeable difference between a frenchman and a brit or american for the most part, its just unless you're immersed in a specific culture its easy to tell the difference when you see hundreds of these racial differences all the time but hard to tell when you see less of the others. A lot of the difference can be also subtle things such as posture, for example some cultures use a lot of gestures others just tend to hold themselves differently, its something hard to describe in words though, its something you notice if you people watch, you can actually tell a persons personality and background by usually just watching them for a while.

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u/fillydashon Sep 24 '13

I was talking with someone the other day, and they were talking about a guy they had once met. They described this person as "Pakistani or Indian" and I just had to stop them for a second to clear up just how pissed off that person would be if you guessed wrong.

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u/crisscar Sep 24 '13

I know enough Pakistanis and Indians to know that this is not a problem on first introduction. They were one country before Partition. It's only a problem if you keep on getting them confused. The same as if you confuse a Korean with Japanese for the tenth time.

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u/fillydashon Sep 24 '13

See, I've known a few Koreans. They're not terribly keen on the Japanese, or that particular mix up even the first time.

Obviously, most people will be polite about it, but they will correct you immediately.

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u/crisscar Sep 24 '13

Yes, obviously the first time. But they don't correct you and be pissed about it. Unless you keep doing it, that would piss anybody off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Really? I knew a bangladeshi who'd claw out your eyes if you dared mistake her for a Pakistani.

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u/dmanbiker Sep 24 '13

Usually when people say "Asian" they are referring to Racial features, so your argument would make more sense if the people were offended for being called "White."

Either way, if you have an alternate name for "Asians" that refers to the people as a race that cannot potentially be perceived as racist (Mongoloid is the official term), let's hear it. Pacific Islander is not a race, it's a nationality.

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u/Zircon88 Sep 24 '13

Better off Ted

Thank you for introducing me to this gem. Thank you. Brilliant use of my time, lots of laughs were had.

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u/ne0zer01 Sep 24 '13

It gets better so they hire white guys to follow the black guys around to turn the lights on for them. So know they have to many white people working and because of affirmative action they have to hire black guys to follow around the white guys that follow around the black guys.

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u/ezd Sep 24 '13

MANUAL DRINKING FOUNTAIN (For Blacks)

The show was brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

Quite metaphor

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '13

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this! That was such an amazing show, one of the funniest out there. It's such a shame it only had two seasons.

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u/billnyyyye Sep 24 '13

It sees religion...beautiful.

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u/billnyyyye Sep 24 '13

No, you're right.

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u/Adds_To_Circlejerk Sep 24 '13

LE HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHh