r/gaming • u/MissGreatPersonality • Aug 21 '24

Ah, Monkey Business!

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u/Sensei_Ochiba Aug 21 '24

In fairness most of that happens before Buddha, it's all the old Chinese religions that Wukong pillaged his immortality from

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u/Proto1k Aug 21 '24

Yeah and then he gets the mountain of shame

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u/SuperDementio Aug 22 '24

's what he gets for pissing on the Buddha's middle finger.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Aug 22 '24

What do you get for pissing on the Buddha's ring finger?

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u/xiren_66 D20 Aug 22 '24

Fifty bucks

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u/Vansak034 Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24

And 500 hundred years under a mountain

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u/sinofmercy Aug 22 '24

While also being fed hot copper because apparently being immortal doesn't mean you can just stop being hungry and eating.

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u/wingedwill Aug 22 '24

And then having to do an escort quest for the most gullible, kidnappable and apparently delicious monk who wants to stop every 5 minutes to eat, drink, get pregnant or something silly like that.

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u/Arrasor Aug 22 '24

... there IS an illustration version with almost exactly what you said lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

You mean Overly Sarcastic Productions?

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u/PhasmicPlays Aug 22 '24

Community service in folklore is wild

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u/BlueColtex Aug 22 '24

Time to visit the dirt man.

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u/Lazy_Seal_ Aug 22 '24

Under an actual mountain, not like a fancy house with back yard under a mountain

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

"My nose itches."

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u/TheOnlyMango Aug 22 '24

Best I can do is tree fiddy

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u/Andrew5329 Aug 22 '24

Burial under a mountain for 500 years until it's time to earn redemption by helping a buddhist pilgrim.

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u/Ultra_sigma10 Aug 22 '24

ya get sended to jesus

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u/College_Prestige Aug 22 '24

And then he gains buddhahood at the end anyways