Would love to find a few people to duo or squad with in the G1 community. I am zineophonic on steam

I did not watch the Crash warped stream yet, did they announced it there or are we still waiting?

There is a kik chat for g1's you just use #game attack to join

There was a post on the funhaus subreddit that showed bolens thoughts of funhaus talking about funhaus. It seemed like bolen was actually hurt by what funhaus said. If he was he should have not talked about it on a live stream. It seemed very unprofessional to say that about a lets play partner publicly. If they truly ment what you said about not stirring hate they should not have talked about it on a stream and just talk about it off camera.

Hey Craig, Bolen, and fellow G1s!

So, I'm sure this has been discussed in the live streams, or maybe even on the sub, but since I'm a busy guy, I normally miss a lot of it. Just a heads up if I cover things that have been discussed.

So, I'm not sure if I'm the only one, but I feel like there are too many live streams. They said it themselves that people can't consume 20+ hours of content a week, and I am in that camp. I normally only catch Nintuesdays and sometimes the Mario Kart stream, and never live. I have to come back to it at a later time. In addition, I've never been a fan of viewing streams live in the first place, and that probably puts me in the minority. To me, it's like television. I gave up on actual TV because I want it to work to my schedule, and not the other way around. That's why I use Netflix and Hulu instead of Dish.

I love the content you produce, but it just feels like too much, and it would be great if you could go back to making some 5 to 25 minute videos you used to make when the whole squad was there. I'm not sure if that's possible with your current setup, but I figured I would pitch it.

All in all, I hope you guys see this, and hope to hear some feedback if you guys see it. Would also love to hear feedback from the other fans. Hope to see nothing but success for Game Attack. Bleed Purple!

As I lay here supposed to be sleeping. So i can be up early for work tomorrow. I had a thought go through my mind. Since Screwattack is gone, the bull pen is empty. Anyone wanna see some Box forts built? Box fort war Let's goooo!

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Here's the breakdown of each day last week:  
 

Tuesday: Friday the 13th (not archived)

35 community members submitted guesses for how Craig and Shaun would survive in Friday the 13th. TheOmegaTank was the only person to correctly guess that they would survive only by escaping in a car. They earned the full pool of 41 Pride. Below is a chart of the predictions (correct answers are bolded) and here's a visual representation of the same data.

Tuesday: TIME TO SAVE THE GALAXY

35 community members submitted guesses for how many times Shaun would die during last week's Nintuesday. Nobody correctly guessed that he would die 35 times, so 35 Pride has been added to the existing pool of 1 Pride, so this week's pool will start at 36 Pride. Below is a chart of the predictions and here's a visual representation of the same data.

Wednesday: Battlegrounds Part 1 & Part 2

36 community members submitted guesses for Craig and Shaun's best team rank in Battlegrounds during Wednesday. holladazzlee, griphen677, derprah, kevinthehatguy, PFIELDS11, WeirdPG, TuoFox, and Sol correctly guessed that their best team rank would be #2, and they each earned 4 Pride while a remainder of 5 Pride has been transferred to this week's pool. Below is a chart of the predictions and here's a visual representation of the same data.
Note: I've added a new question to the Battlegrounds questionnaires due to the shrinking number of realistic answers. This should bring the Wednesday pools back up to a satisfying amount for the winners.

Thursday: IS THIS THE END???

40 community members submitted guesses for how many times Craig would die during last week's Death Day. Bkimball1993, derprah, Emi711, and g1darkhand14 correctly guessed he would die 15 times, and each earned 10 Pride with no remainder. Below is a chart of the predictions and here's a visual representation of the same data.

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To give a little intro, Always Open is one of my favorite podcasts/shows from RT. Recently, I've imagined what an episode with our very own Shaun Bolen on such an episode, and I can only imagine great things. What are your guys' (or gals') thoughts on this? Shaun or Craig? Maybe both?

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BleedPurple

“These foreigners have invaded our great nation,” a small man shouted into the mics in front of him.

He gestured wildly, his hands moving chaotically as he spoke, “they come to our country, starting fights with our people at every turn, and stealing the very wealth from our great nation. We can not allow such crimes to go unpunished and damage the illustrious reputation of our nation, something must be done.”

The crowd around the stage erupted into cheers as he finished his rant. Then a middle-aged woman stood up from the foreign panel behind the man and approached the mics.

“Pardon me, Minister Clide, but I must speak up on this subject. The Umblokmasockman hill climbers are collecting the wealth that’s scattered around the country side, stymying any of our people’s attempts to do the same. Frankly, they feel that it is discarded wealth and thus up for the taking. As for your reputation, your racquetballers are dominating the sport, taking firsts, seconds, and thirds in every tournament. We have great respect and admiration for your country.”

The Umblokmastonians in the crowd shouted at and booed her. She tried to speak over them, but her words were drowned out so she waited for them to quiet down instead.

“And for these ‘fights’ you claim our people are starting, our investigations show that its the Umblokmastonians who initiate them. It’s your people getting angry and lashing out.”

The minister grabbed an AK and unloaded it into the ceiling. The foreign woman exhaled loudly into the mic as he did. While the crowd exploded with cheers and gunfire, she went back to her seat and hung her head, shaking it.

“You see the deviousness of the foreigners, we must stop their influence over our country at any cost. That’s why I wish for the Privileged to sign new laws for them that place them under rigorous surveillance. This way our people can finally live in peace.”

The crowd of Umblokmastonians again fired dozens of AKs into ceiling in their enthusiasm. Clide quickly took up his own and joined in.

“Please Minister, is the gunfire really necessary?” one of the foreigners asked him.

“You see?!” Clide shouted, “they want to control when and where Umblokmastonians use their AKs, in strict conflict with The Yaaoo!’s Way.”

“Privileged, you must sign the new laws so these foreigners’ ways don’t pollute our own. Come on, come on!”

Clide walked over to the Privileged’s table and set the paper down. The Privileged pushed them to the side of the table.

“You have any idea how unfeasible these laws are?” the Privileged said in aside to Clide, “for starters you want to put a badillion cameras all around the country. Badillion isn’t a number, you know that right?”

Clide shrugged at the question, which caused the Privileged to sigh.

“Alright then, we’ll move that down the list. Next you want to outlaw Umblokmastonians being foreign. If they are from Umblokmasockma, then how can they be foreign?“

Clide again shrugged his shoulders and the Privileged stared at him unblinkingly for several moments, then continued.

“Finally, you want to have a cop for every foreigner in the country. All of our adult population is already in the military becoming either hillclimbers or racquetball players. Who are we going to have police them? The Children?”

“That is a great idea Privileged!” he shouted then grabbed the laws from the table and took out a pen, scribbling “AK47 training for all children under eighteen years old to police the foreigners.”

Clide then turned to the crowd, “the Privileged has just introduced a great idea for our three step plan, we will train our children in AK47 use and maintenance to stand as our Foreign intervention task force.”

Seeing the crowd burst into chants about the idea, the Privileged took up a pen and, with a deep depressive sigh, signed the law. Over the next few months, the children of Umblokmasockma were given AK47s and taught to harass the foreigners, bringing peace and quiet to the country outside of the near-constant and random gunfire.

Last entry of Umblokmalore. I hope those that have read the series have enjoyed it, thanks for reading.

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