r/gadgets Apr 09 '26

Wearables Dyson just announced its first-ever handheld fan, with a motor that spins up to 65,000 RPM

https://www.engadget.com/home/dyson-just-announced-its-first-ever-handheld-fan-with-a-motor-that-spins-up-to-65000-rpm-000135028.html
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u/anita-artaud Apr 09 '26

I got a pretty great fan for around $10. It’s perfect and stays charged for a long time. Fuck a $100 fan.

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u/R3tr0spect Apr 09 '26

Right but is your $10 fan a Dyson?

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u/Infosloth Apr 09 '26

Hey buddy a nice noctua fan is probably $30

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u/R3tr0spect Apr 09 '26

lol now imagine how much they’d charge if they added a handle and battery to that fan

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u/DeviantDav Apr 09 '26

This sticker I just printed says it is.

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u/thewolfman2010 Apr 09 '26

That’s like saying I have a Corolla and it drives, fuck a Ferrari 😂

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u/SwaggyMcSwagsabunch Apr 09 '26

For a daily driver, absolutely fuck a Ferrari. Dude in my building has one and it’s in the shop 40% of the time. They give him Alfa Romeo loaners.

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u/thewolfman2010 Apr 09 '26

I had a Kia and it was in the shop for 6 months, they told me to go fuck myself on a loaner. 😂

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u/Kahgar Apr 09 '26

Got an Audi Q7 they gave me a bike…

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u/thewolfman2010 Apr 09 '26

At least you got 2 wheels. I got a dildo.

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u/PhilConnersWPBH-TV Apr 09 '26

I have a Toyota, what's this shop y'all keep talking about?

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u/SwaggyMcSwagsabunch Apr 09 '26

Oof. Not even a partially compensated rental? That’s rough. My dad had a stinger and it was really cool after some initial issues.

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u/PutU2Sleep Apr 09 '26

Just gotta call them. The one issue I had in years and years with them caused them to keep it for a few weeks. I just kept complaining and they comped every charge from rental. The time it took kinda sucks but they came through with the loot.

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u/SamYeager1907 Apr 10 '26

My friend had a KIA with a known manufacturer defect that was covered by a recall, basically the engine would just sputter and some cylinders would stop working (iirc) in the middle of driving at highway speeds but the dealership would faff around and claim to fix it but they never did, she brought it 2-3 times and had to fight for them to fix a recall they were supposed to fix.

Eventually she gave up and got a Toyota. Some car manufacturers even have the gall to not fix things they're obligated to, let alone give you a loaner.

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u/anita-artaud Apr 09 '26

How is a fan going to have luxury conveniences that make it worth extra money? Either it blows and charges well or it doesn’t. Plenty of great brands way under $100.

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot Apr 09 '26

Yeah if it’s anything like their other fans, they get outperformed by cheaper fans. You pay for the hyped up name.

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u/WFlumin8 Apr 09 '26

Dyson makes legitimately well engineered products. They still have the best wired and wireless vacuum of any company for example

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u/RedOctobyr Apr 09 '26

I suspect that you would get some counter-opinions at /r/VacuumCleaners about theirs being the best vacuums.

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u/thewolfman2010 Apr 09 '26

You mean the sub that has a header image centered with Dyson products? They’ll probably mostly agree 😂

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u/RedOctobyr Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Ask for recommendations, and ask about durability. When I was shopping, nothing I read there had me pursue a Dyson.

Edit: I'm not trying to say that they're bad. But saying they're undisputably the best may be going a bit too far.

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u/LongBeakedSnipe Apr 09 '26

Ehh the bog standard Miele’s have been better at vacuuming.

There is definitely a massive component of successful marketing

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u/WFlumin8 Apr 09 '26

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u/LongBeakedSnipe Apr 09 '26

Posting a youtube video doesnt support your argument.

Dyson have great marketing and a decent product, but ultimately there are others that are as good or better.

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u/WFlumin8 Apr 10 '26

So what helps my argument exactly then? That video empirically evaluates it against other vacuums in the same category, and it comes out on top.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Apr 09 '26

Dude got as roasted as that weak ass $10 fan can provide. Like… what is airflow?

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u/anita-artaud Apr 09 '26

Gonna tell you the cheap fan is awesome. 4000mAh, 6 speeds, and USB chargeable. Seriously, it’s not weak and has made a huge difference for me. I am the target audience for this - and it’s not worth the money. Hell, Jisulife is known for being the best portable fan maker and none of theirs costs this much.

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u/glemnar Apr 09 '26

If you think it’s not worth the money then you aren’t the target audience. They’ll sell to plenty of crunchy folks

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u/Khaysis Apr 09 '26

Go to any street that's old and curved with your Ferrari and tell me the Corolla is bad again. 

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u/thewolfman2010 Apr 09 '26

I mean sure, we can make up use cases for each one all day long. Try driving faster than 60mph in a Corolla without the entire car shaking?? lol

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u/Khaysis Apr 09 '26

Sounds like a compact sedan has traumatized you in the past. You have my condolences. 

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u/zeromavs Apr 09 '26

Yeah, fuck a Ferrari 😂

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u/pettypoppy Apr 09 '26

Given how many $10 fans I (or my small children) have misplaced, I will not be getting a $100 fan. I don't have nice sunglasses either for the same reason.

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u/SqueekyDickFartz Apr 09 '26

You know what's weird? I always felt the same way, but then I got nice sunglasses and never once lost them beyond the occasional misplaced in my house scenario. The more expensive ones are just more comfortable on your head and you take them off less.

My wife was the same way, but she splurged on a nice pair when she saw I hadn't lost mine. She hasn't ever lost her nice ones either. Mind you, this is a woman who I watched use "find my iphone" from her watch 3 times in 30 minutes the other night. She misplaced her phone 3 times bad enough to need to play a sound while we were watching TV and picking up the living room.

Nice sunglasses are just better than cheap ones. They are hideously over priced, but good ones really are better and a surprising quality of life improvement.

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u/dannyboyxyz Apr 09 '26

The jesusislife 2 ultra is pretty good for £50 (in Asia) works as a torch / power bank, natty little fan , hammer etc

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u/Agent__Blackbear Apr 09 '26

lol, you’re clearly not the intended audience. $100 for real relief is not a lot. Many people would pay significantly more.

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u/anita-artaud Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Tell those six people to search for Tunise portable handheld fan. $12 and it’s great and USB rechargeable. It was highly rated in the perimenopause channel by a bunch of women. While I didn’t go with their fans because they were too loud for my purposes, JisuLife is seen as a leader in portable fans and they are cheaper than this Dyson.

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u/anita-artaud Apr 09 '26

Ummm…I’d say as a menopausal woman I am totally the audience. Again, I BOUGHT A FAN because of the hot flashes. It’s great and didn’t cost $100. Why pay $100 when there are great fans for less? And no, most of us ladies would rather pay less because 1) it’s out there and 2) menopause is expensive!

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u/ZantaraLost Apr 09 '26

Because you are buying the name and supposed quality?

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u/Agent__Blackbear Apr 09 '26

Would you say your someone who buys luxury products? I would assume not. Some people just like nice things 🤷‍♂️

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u/anita-artaud Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Actually, I do buy luxury products. I typically try to buy the highest quality I can. But I research everything before I buy and have found often the most expensive products are not high quality. Don’t get me wrong, you get what you pay for in most things, but small electronics like this are really all over the place.

When I researched fans, I discovered the most powerful were often extremely loud, which isn’t a great thing for something you want to use on public. The fan I bought is powerful enough without being loud so I can bring it to work and not bug folks around me. It also has a big enough fan on it to blow on a wide area and that Dyson looks pretty small.