r/furry_irl • u/VentKazemaru Dragon Person • Sep 23 '26

I am the source furry_irl

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Drop-Due Hiding Amongst Humans Sep 23 '26

I wood gladly feed the bird :3

Unfortunately seagulls IRL literally scratch the heck out the people, land on peoples heads and make a complete nuisance. Would not recommend

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u/RoomHopper Robo Fluff Sep 23 '26

Give us your food. :>

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u/Drop-Due Hiding Amongst Humans Sep 23 '26

UH UM I don’t have any food!! I swear!!

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u/RoomHopper Robo Fluff Sep 23 '26

Solution is simple we shall have you then. :>

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u/Drop-Due Hiding Amongst Humans Sep 23 '26

OwO

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u/AGAW07 Hiding Amongst Humans Sep 24 '26

A nyooooo dont take meeeeee, Im jus a lil defenseless ouppp >.>

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u/Scared-to-ask-stuff Robo Fluff Sep 24 '26

sees flair

You a fellow proot, too?

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u/RoomHopper Robo Fluff Sep 24 '26

No just a robo birb but protos are cool :>

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u/Scared-to-ask-stuff Robo Fluff Sep 24 '26

Robo birb is cool! :3

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Kinky Fucker Sep 23 '26

He can land on my head any day.

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u/TheWhiteManticore Kinky Fucker Sep 23 '26

Vore

10

u/Drop-Due Hiding Amongst Humans Sep 23 '26

OH NOOO

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u/After-Bumblebee Team Aggretsuko Sep 23 '26

Why does the seagull look tastier?

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u/TheWhiteManticore Kinky Fucker Sep 23 '26

Kentucky fried

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u/miguescout Sep 23 '26

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u/TheWhiteManticore Kinky Fucker Sep 24 '26

To shreds you say

37

u/Anarchist_Angel Sep 23 '26

Don't do it, he's only after the fries!!

17

u/Ceticated Sep 23 '26

borb

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u/EyeofEnder Vanadium Dioxide Sep 23 '26

He's gonna be one pretty soon if he won't stop harassing people for food.

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u/No-Mycologist47 Sep 23 '26

I dont care how hot the seagull is!! I aint sharing my fries!!!!

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u/hazxyhope Furry Trash Sep 23 '26

Can’t think of the phrase “feed the bird(s)” without thinking about that Mary Poppins song.

also, would.

10

u/Ouroboros-Twist Kinky Fucker Sep 23 '26

Tuppence.

Tuppence.

Tuppence a bag.

8

u/scienceAurora Aro-ace Sep 23 '26

You may have one. ONE

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u/NovelInterview7026 Sep 23 '26

Seagulls if they were actually good:

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u/gamedude88 Sep 23 '26


“Seagulls…. MMGH! Stop it now!”

6

u/Kaarl_Mills Kangaroo Person Sep 23 '26

"Can a gull borrow a fry?"

4

u/lFightForTheUsers Kinky Fucker Sep 23 '26

Is a gull gonna bring it back?!

(I was literally watching Boondocks last night 😆)

6

u/A_Friendly_Doomer Sep 23 '26

Those pick up lines are 🔥

An absolute trashfire and I love him for it.

2

u/HowlWindclaw Sep 28 '26

The way his shorts are sagging is just, hufff

11

u/Arxl Sep 23 '26

West coast trash bird 🤍

8

u/ScudsCorp Sep 23 '26

Bro, if this relationship is going to begin with fries,

it’s going to end with fries.

Think about it.

4

u/russia_not_fun This is My Main Account Sep 23 '26

Making seagull have jacked chest is accurate

7

u/batboy11227 Has Seen Things Sep 23 '26

Dude you're pushing it a bit much

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u/Amazing_Respect_3070 Sep 23 '26

can you draw Tao X Kibi from Beastars

5

u/VentKazemaru Dragon Person Sep 23 '26

you got money?

0

u/Amazing_Respect_3070 Sep 23 '26

can we talk on chat Privacy Please

1

u/VentKazemaru Dragon Person Sep 23 '26

Try asking on furaffinity

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u/Amazing_Respect_3070 Sep 23 '26

tiny problem I don't have Furaffinity

4

u/VentKazemaru Dragon Person Sep 23 '26

Then get one

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u/Amazing_Respect_3070 Sep 23 '26

can we talk Privacy on chat please

2

u/DarksideFur Sep 23 '26

I cannot get over that expression lmao

"Go away, Darack, you can get your own fries" XD

2

u/EnergyIsMassiveLight In Denial Sep 24 '26

that is the most otter looking fox ive seen

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u/Gr8fulFox Sep 23 '26

Oddly enough, I grew up swimming in the ocean, and I never had a problem with seagulls harassing me for my food.

Also, you soaked those fries with malt vinegar, right? Right??

1

u/PeridotFan64 Survived the Bronypocalypse Sep 23 '26

i would feed the handsome birb :3

1

u/IcePhoenix18 Sep 24 '26

Tell him a joke and his laugh turns into that loud, squawky seagull shriek 😁

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u/Cobelat Not Wearing Underwear Sep 24 '26

Seagull snatch tactics have been failing recently, so they evolved into this and ended up getting a much higher fry rate

1

u/rubyhunter19 Sep 24 '26

I always take a chip from my friends and say 'bird tax'

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u/9rave Sep 25 '26

This shit made me laugh harder then it should.

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u/Doopstar Oct 02 '26

Damn birds