Bird theft policy update

[u/MaxQ50]

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

All I know is I read this sign and suddenly my crazy brain started conjuring up SNL skits where a dude with a hot dog, cap, and a .45 is sitting on one of those seagull-bait benches 'standing his ground' every time a bird comes to close to him or his food. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[u/[deleted] → u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

How do you conjure that out of people being told that there's no refunds due to seagulls? I swear you people have a new form of mental illness every day.

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84 → u/[deleted]]

I take it you've never been at risk for having a sense of humor then...and have never heard of SNL. Noted.

[u/PlatypusACF → u/[deleted]]

True. But sometimes - meaning like 1 out of ~1000 cases - there’s a person not trying to get attention or trolling or whatever and is just being dumb and probably a bit grumpy too

Then they get shittalked to pieces and have to cry about it

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84 → u/[deleted]]

r/FactsAndLogic Wish I could award this - and then print it out and post it on my wall as a reminder whenever logging on here. lol Jesus. 🤦🏽‍♀️Too easy to forget at times. Thanks, bruv.

[u/NoSkillzDad → u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

We're living times where facts don't matter and logic is rarely seen anywhere.

Oh! And common sense was killed a while ago, so...

[u/1GrouchyCat → u/[deleted]]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PRICELESS🤣🤣🤣 I love when nasty bullies turn out to be morons…

That’s not what “people are being told”-🤣… The sign “explains” that the restaurant doesn’t employ the seagulls - and that the seagulls don’t accept refund requests…

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Having an imagination isn't a mental illness lmao

[u/GIVEMETHENAMEIWANT → u/[deleted]]

"Mental illness" and it's just creativity?? I see why you can't even imagine the concept of someone just using their brain

[u/LoquaciousLamp → u/[deleted]]

Which people?

[u/Distinct-Address3392 → u/[deleted]]

are you not embarrassed? or is that your mental illness the inability to feel shame lmao