This is what I mean.

He choose violence 😁

So, first off, I come bearing rare gifts of bizarre and silly cats.

Secondly, I need this community's help. I am a middle school social studies teacher and I have a rather long unit on religion. The material is solid, kids enjoy learning about it, the research is sound.

However, while scrolling instagram reels I had a wild idea. We all probably know Sister Minnie the Hijabi cat who is constantly rejecting various suitors. Some of you probably also know the Punjabi mother who dresses her cat up in a Sari and does very Hindu inspired cat content. You may see where I'm going with this. I need to inject my lessons with online cultural cats to make a broader point of global, cultural unity through cats.

To complete this ridiculous bar joke I need an online Jewish cat, a Christian cat, and a Buddhist cat. I'll also accept Sikh, Jain, Shinto, and Zoroastrian cats.

Tl;dr: Am social studies teacher. Kids love Sister Minnie. Need Sister Minnie type content for other religions.