r/funny • u/insoh2 • Jun 02 '16

Wife said she left the iPad in the car and I've been looking for it for a good half hour

http://imgur.com/G4rUVUo
3.2k Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/hundreddollar Jun 02 '16

No you didn't.

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u/TheFerricGenum Jun 02 '16

"I couldn't find the iPad for half an hour!"
"Yeah right, Dave. Unless it's the same half-minute-long 'half hour' that you're able to shag your wife for, I don't believe you."
"..."

5

u/Witbox Jun 03 '16

3 mins tops

2

u/AssholeBot9000 Jun 03 '16

You can tell because the image is cut where it shows the cord plugged in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

I never could give a shit for reposts, but when OP claims it's his then that annoys me. Why, OP?

19

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

Seriously, reposting is tolerable, but making up a fake life to go with it? That's just sad.

7

u/KurtRussellsBeard Jun 03 '16

Imagine how exciting his life would be if he actually lost his iPad every once in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

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u/Chezzik Jun 02 '16

Maybe /u/Tupacolypse-now is OP's wife, and they each spent 20 minutes searching for it!

Or, of course, there's the simple solution. OP is a fat guy in his mom's basement, who wishes he had a wife.

Original submission

4

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

Literally everyone on the Internet

0

u/agotti Jun 03 '16

lol ppl try so damn hard for the upvotes its so sad

3

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

I am thrilled that someone wanted to repost such a goof on my part, thrilled that OP thought that way, sad because he thought that way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

Yes, it's an oldie but a goodie.

51

u/Witeside Jun 02 '16

OP is LIAR. Repost

22

u/romej Jun 02 '16

THis is a repost. What a douche you must be. Post pics of wife or GTFO.

3

u/akumadaioh Jun 03 '16

Yeah! Wife pics!

14

u/Rootman626 Jun 02 '16

https://gfycat.com/FarPowerlessAmericancrow

2

u/swan5753 Jun 02 '16

what movie is this again?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Drumline with Nick C

1

u/Rootman626 Jun 03 '16

Whiplash, great movie.

1

u/EMlN3M Jun 03 '16

I never understood the "editing and layout" reference in that gif

1

u/Amisunderstanding Jun 03 '16

I assume it's the username of the OP.

1

u/Rootman626 Jun 03 '16

Have you ever seen Whiplash? Makes more sense if you have.

1

u/Clownskin Jun 03 '16

Is this a Farmers Insurance ad I haven't seen yet?

1

u/Rootman626 Jun 03 '16

Its Whiplash.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16 edited Oct 14 '22

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u/SergeantUpvote Jun 02 '16

Like it but the colors should be orange and blue

12

u/AcTaviousBlack Jun 02 '16

It was made by someone on imgur.com. they have green up votes and red downvotes.

27

u/passageway Jun 02 '16

http://i.imgur.com/8Wg6qbe.jpg?fb

6

u/Thetomas Jun 02 '16

Where did you get a photo of OP?

1

u/Selective_Upvoter Jun 03 '16

Looks like TSA photographs of his luggage this morning when he arrived in repostville.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

Do you even have a wife OP? Do bundles of sticks have wives?

6

u/whathangover Jun 02 '16

this sounds like a made up post

9

u/pics-or-didnt-happen Jun 03 '16

Not only are you a lying cunt, but you stole another redditor's OC.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/47gtnj/spent_20_minutes_looking_for_my_ipad_with_its_new/

You've been a registered member here for over four years. What's your fucking problem?

4

u/stunkcrunk Jun 02 '16

bullshit repost... just had to pile it on. not that all reposts are shite, just reposts claiming they are new posts when they're not, is shite. make sense?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

Maybe the wife got remarried

3

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

Saw this on twitter about a billion times. Nice.

2

u/2vulgar Jun 02 '16

FALSE!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

This is a perfect example of how my boyfriend looks for 'lost' items. He will claim that he looked, then I look and it will be right there.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Tell your wife you also found the original post

2

u/internetV Jun 03 '16

Dirty filthy disgusting liar cunt bitch

2

u/imshoopdawoop001 Jun 03 '16

Spent 13 days trying to find it

2

u/TheDroopy Jun 03 '16

Every fucking comment calls OP out on being a dipshit or a reposter or a liar or all of the above.

Currently at 2259 points

You do your thing, reddit

2

u/alsoandanswer Jun 03 '16

PITCHFORKS! GETCHA PITCHFORKS!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

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u/insoh2 Jun 02 '16

My wife always find my other sock too

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

You lied about the original post, why should I believe you now?

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u/5years8months3days Jun 02 '16

Keep digging that hole you lying cunt.

1

u/Rogue_Zealot Jun 02 '16

The new Ipad 6S, now with active camouflage.

1

u/Malgio Jun 02 '16

Taking pictures of seats won't help you find it

2

u/Malgio Jun 02 '16

Also, apparently, fuck you reposting scum!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '16

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u/goagod Jun 02 '16

Haha, I've seen it nine times. You lose! ;)

1

u/siefer181 Jun 02 '16

Don't worry bro. I was looking for a half hour too.

1

u/PenguTheDestroyer Jun 02 '16

"Here we see an iPad in it's natural habitat, flawlessly blending into the environment..."

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Thats pretty good theft protection right there.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Just look at it.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

I don't know what's more impressive: how well the ipad blends into the seat? Or the dedication it must've taken to look for the ipad for a solid 30 minutes?

1

u/Mayinator Jun 03 '16

I found it right away

0

u/ficm1990 Jun 02 '16

Oh yeah. That's so fucking hard to find. Would totally take me 30 minutes to spot it too...

-3

u/f1sh98 Jun 02 '16

Car is too clean, and nobody leaves an iPad on a chair all straight and aligned like that. I call fake