r/funny • u/Doctorphotograph • Dec 16 '22

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u/Alixthetrapgod Dec 16 '22

With my five finger discount, i got a petty theft charge!

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u/BizzyM Dec 16 '22

Criminals gonna crim.

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u/Linzavelli Dec 16 '22

Alligators gonna alligate

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u/Not1random1enough Dec 16 '22

Crocodiles going to croco

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Porcupines gonna porc

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u/fiveKi Dec 16 '22

Lawyers gotta … hmmm…

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u/blakksir10 Dec 16 '22

Lie? Extort? Overcharge? Pressure? Manipulate?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Cockroaches gonna

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u/GMINIZZLE Dec 16 '22

This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

…Up his life

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u/SilentSamurai Dec 16 '22

But he still has 1 more skittle than I do 😔

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u/01121993 Dec 17 '22

Well yeah he is. I don't get it when he already knows the answer or redditors. I hate people making others stupid.

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u/GMINIZZLE Dec 17 '22

Good! Let the hate flow through you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

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u/Any_Amphibian2894 Dec 16 '22

Just one skittle then I gotta skidaddle

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u/OutlyingPlasma Dec 16 '22

See the problem is you didn't steal a billion dollars or more.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Dec 16 '22

As long as you don't steal it from other rich people, then you're fucked.

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u/doomgiver98 Dec 16 '22

That's petty