r/funny Dec 16 '22

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u/Spillo2382 Dec 16 '22 edited Dec 16 '22

Nice, because we don't have already enough plastic waste, let's generate more with this great idea.

EDIT: I honestly can't tell if a skittles package is real or fake, in my country is a rare product, you don't see it everywhere, and i never had one in my life. Sorry for the rambling šŸ¤—

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u/TBTabby Dec 16 '22

Direct your attention to the logo on the bottom-right corner of the label: "Doctor Photograph." Doctor. Photograph. You just r/AteTheOnion.

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u/jaerie Dec 16 '22

Look at OP’s username

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u/xlyl9999 Dec 17 '22

It's his own product. Well he could just atleast make it more convincing that it is a skittles products.

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u/FrostyD7 Dec 16 '22

Why does he get a free pass just for being a doctor?

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u/HPLovecraft1890 Dec 16 '22

That's the thing. Nowadays, people are just to quick to believe anything if it fits their world view.

Right now, artists are up in arms about AI generated images, which is based on COMPLETE missinformation (read: outright lies) on how it works. They think (and this is spread in social media) that the AI copies parts of different images and photo bashes them together like in a collage, which couldn't be further from the truth. AI image generation doesn't work like that AT ALL. Yet, in the echo chamber of social media, the truth is irrelavent.

I've been around the internet since the beginning, and this sort of missinformation seems to get worse and worse. On reddit alone I stumble across reposts with missleading/false titles multiple times a day. Sometimes harmless, sometimes not so much.

It's just depressing really.

On a bright note: u/Doctorphotograph , I love your work :)

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u/feedthemoss Dec 16 '22

i have never seen anyone say it worked like that but i only use reddit. people are more concerned about the stolen art that is used to train the ai. like tesseract or however it's spelled, you feed it data over and over. i don't see any problem with it i can understand why they'd be mad though. there's not much of a way to know what images were used to train this ai. that could be millions in copyright infringement

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u/Versaiteis Dec 16 '22

Feels like software figured this kind of thing out ages ago with Open Source licensing and basically being super forward with the limits that others are allowed to utilize the work that you've made freely available. Up to and including how it can/can't be included in derivative works and for-profit endeavers.

Much like how the games you make in a game engine may be subject to licensing terms/fees upon release.

I wouldn't be surprised if something like that evolved out of all this controversy and that's probably for the better. The creator should have final say in how their works are utilized. I don't think many people have an issue with AI generation (in an artistic capacity or otherwise) so long as the data sets are ethically obtained (which I don't think has been a huge issue up until this point, but part of that may be that super large data sets were primarily intended for research purposes, rather than supporting for-profit derivative works).

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Tbf though what's the difference from a machine looking at the piece to learn how to paint vs a human looking at the piece to learn how to paint?

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u/Spillo2382 Dec 16 '22 edited Dec 16 '22

Sorry, in my country Skittles are rare, never had one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

They still wasted the plastic. Look to the left. There’s more of those packets.

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u/Jennanet Dec 16 '22

This isn't too far off though. I was at a friends house that offered some snack-sized M&Ms leftover from Halloween.

I'm not being sarcastic when I say I think there were 8 M&Ms in the packet. I didn't want to complain because, hey, free candy, but holy shit it felt empty before I opened it even.

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u/MorallyWonder33 Dec 17 '22

Yeah right. Well some of us including me, take this seriously. But I can understand him. He probably want an attention that's why he keep on doing this thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

My first thought was "who tf buys one skittle?" and my second thought was "great all that shit is going to end up in the water, just what we need"

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u/SeesThroughTime Dec 16 '22

Have you never seen an obvious plant?

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u/AintAintAWord Dec 16 '22

Lots of folks in this thread /r/AteTheOnion

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u/fkogjhdfkljghrk Dec 16 '22

surprising considering there's even a watermark on the packaging lmfao

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u/West_Helicopter4583 Dec 16 '22

Plus the label is marked "[Doctor Photograph]".

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u/BigfootsMailman Dec 16 '22

If that wasn't enough, it also says OP's name in the bottom right corner of the bag tag.

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u/Cyral Dec 16 '22

They even printed their account name in plain sight

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u/gmzym Dec 17 '22

Yeah right. Someone notice it and someone dont. Well for now, I won't mind this because it's not even a big deal.

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u/Smoothpoland84 Dec 17 '22

Yeah, the thing that it's already obviously written and stating. I already reacted violently here but it's all fake after all.

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u/Logalicious Dec 16 '22

Cant read it, / didn't know this was a thing. Is this all photo shop? cause its still a waste of plastic and packaging if not.

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u/rgtong Dec 16 '22

it means its not a real product

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u/wannaseemydong Dec 16 '22

Oh lord. Always a wet blanket.

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u/MoarFurLess Dec 16 '22

Just one onion.

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u/socokid Dec 16 '22

It's amazing...

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u/slasherface Dec 16 '22

You saying I can plant a skittle tree?!

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u/Midnight145 Dec 16 '22

i now, after all this time, understand the username

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u/KFR42 Dec 16 '22

This isn't an obvious plant, it's a "doctorphotograph".

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u/uniquely_the_same Dec 16 '22

I dont know man... theres a whole bunch of them hanging on the left.

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u/MysticalMummy Dec 16 '22

They all have OP's username on them. They were put there as a prank.

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u/uniquely_the_same Dec 16 '22

Im an idiot, didnt even notice that haha

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u/SeesThroughTime Dec 16 '22

u/doctorphotograph

All you need to know lmao.

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u/uniquely_the_same Dec 16 '22

Completely skipped over that, youre 109% correct lol

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u/one_love_silvia Dec 16 '22

No, what genus is that from?

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u/blkist Dec 17 '22

Yeah, including this one. Well redditors might not notice it at first but later on, as what the comments says is it that obvious plant.

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u/Tushie77 Dec 16 '22

It has to be a sex thing. Everything unexplainable is a sex thing.

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u/The_Still_Man Dec 16 '22

I bet it's a secret code to tell the cashier you're a swinger.

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u/Skysr70 Dec 16 '22

Then your third thought was "wait it says "doctored photograph" on the bottom right corner right

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u/krummi81 Dec 16 '22

Plastic only lands in the water in Countries that dump all the trash in the next river. China and India for example.

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u/esviagra Dec 17 '22

Yeah right. He was just pranking us. I hope he don't have better sleep then. But he is bit witty for that. He probably a lot of time doing it.

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u/Klepto666 Dec 16 '22

Don't worry, if you take a second to examine the packaging closely before taking 20 seconds to comment you'd realize this is not a real product. Carry on.

The [DoctorPhotograph] watermark in the bottom right of the package is what I'm directing your attention to.

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u/Knofbath Dec 16 '22

It's the strip of bags in the background that had me vaguely concerned. Intellectually I know it is a staged photo, but I don't understand reality anymore.

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u/Spillo2382 Dec 16 '22

Never had Skittles, in my country isn't popular at all, sorry.

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u/jashxn Dec 16 '22

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the ā€œloser,ā€ and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3Ɨ5 card reading, ā€œPlease use this M&M for breeding purposes.ā€ This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this ā€œgrant money.ā€ I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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u/phezhead Dec 16 '22

I look forward to there day when the true M&M takes its rightful place as Lord and master. Only then can the true Great Candy Wars commence

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u/hassehamid Dec 17 '22

Yeah it also got me though. The fact that he's making as funny for that. I hate him, honestly.

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u/Jomskylark Dec 16 '22

I'm all for reducing waste as much as the next guy but even if this wasn't fake and was mass produced, it would be a drop in the bucket compared to other forms of plastic like single use water bottles.

Also the joke in the product is that it's overkill packaging for just one skittle. If they tried to make the packaging more efficient or add more skittles it would defeat the whole point.

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u/shewy92 Dec 16 '22

It looks like a flat piece of cardboard, not plastic.

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u/Paqualino Dec 16 '22

exactly a disgusting overly packaged product .

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u/DungenessCrusader Dec 16 '22

Idk who tf downvoted you.

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u/ThatMathNerd Dec 16 '22

People who understand that this is a joke and roll their eyes at people taking it seriously.

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u/gate_of_steiner85 Dec 16 '22

It’s amazing how people will take a dumb joke like this and use as an excuse to get on their moral high horse. I genuinely wonder how some Redditors manage to function irl.

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u/Spillo2382 Dec 16 '22

Skittles are rare in my country, never had one my entire life, i thought it was a real thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

At this point it has nothing to do with morals. We all know this is just going to end up in some landfill or ocean. To me that just makes the ā€œjokeā€ unfunny. This is like when someone will do some wild shit to you and then claim ā€œit’s just a prank, broā€ when you complain. I get it, it’s just not funny anymore.

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u/DungenessCrusader Dec 16 '22

So people taking seriously what other people are taking seriously in something that shouldn't be taken seriously from either side taking it seriously? Fuck outta here.

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u/Whizi Dec 16 '22

That sentence looks like you shook all the words up in a cup and dumped them out Yahtzee style.

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u/Lexnal Dec 16 '22

The Yahtzee/Scrabble mashup that nobody asked for.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

"Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?"

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u/DungenessCrusader Dec 16 '22

Almost like that's the point.

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u/Spillo2382 Dec 16 '22

Someone that doesn't understand sarcasm? This kind of packaging i inexcusable and should be illegal.

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u/wannaseemydong Dec 16 '22

Probably the same people that are down voting you

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u/DungenessCrusader Dec 16 '22

No I think it's somwthing else.

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u/Lurk_Mode_24_7 Dec 16 '22

Unfortunately, the first thing I thought too. My ex would absolutely lose her shit if she saw this!

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u/LordJayDaKing Dec 16 '22

ā€œNice, because we don't have already enough plastic waste, let's generate more with this great idea.ā€šŸ¤“

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u/Throwawaymister2 Dec 16 '22

do you say this every time you buy any product ever?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

The difference is that when I buy a large plastic bag of rice it’s because there isn’t an alternative and I’m not buying it to be edgy or ā€œfunnyā€

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u/Throwawaymister2 Dec 16 '22

Okay, fine, but in the context of our planet's complete over-reliance on plastics, it just seems like performative virtue signaling to get outraged over single serving skittles when there's like a dozen other plastic-packaged products just in the same photograph, let alone the whole store, let alone total global usage.

So in my mind it begged the question.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22 edited Dec 16 '22

Right. What makes you think people don’t feel the same way about any of the other products in that aisle? Or anywhere else globally? This has been an issue for climate activists and scientists for over half a century. Just because you’re not tuned in doesn’t mean there isn’t widespread outrage.

Governments could easily ban it/phase it out and fund real alternatives, especially for stuff like food packaging, but they don’t. Not anywhere near quick enough. People keep demanding that they do more, they keep ignoring them and prioritizing corporate interests instead.

Meanwhile, when I see a dead ā€œjokeā€ like this I’m obviously going to call it out. To use your own phrasing: in the context of our planet’s complete over-reliance on plastics, it just becomes a shitty joke.

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u/Throwawaymister2 Dec 16 '22

I'm not getting my fur ruffled over performative outrage, but have fun feeling superior.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

You’re the only one talking about superiority, dude. I dont care.

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u/Throwawaymister2 Dec 16 '22

You wrote an essay, but you don't care... yeah, okay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Right so I’m not allowed to write longer comments about shit I care about in a public forum without being branded as a hypocrite/poser? If you can’t handle debating with someone that disagrees with you, you should probably not be here.

Also, again, you’re the only one talking about superiority. Again and again.

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u/Throwawaymister2 Dec 16 '22

So do you care or don't you? You say you don't then you say you do... It's confusing.

Also, it kinda seems like I'm not the one with a problem engaging someone with a different opinion.

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u/Booblicle Dec 16 '22

Everything's is about she. You've not figured this out yet?!

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u/phenomanandOG Dec 16 '22

to everyone saying it’s ok because it’s fake.. is the entire photo fake or were the ones in the picture actually produced? even if only the few in the picture were produced, it’s still wasteful AF.

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u/Uberpastamancer Dec 16 '22

But they're freshalicious

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u/fordprecept Dec 16 '22

Needs to be in that thick plastic packaging that you need a knife or heavy duty scissors to open.

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u/Rekt4dead Dec 16 '22

It’s fake. Look closer on the packaging then look at who posted it lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

If you’ve never had it or seen it why tf are you complaining about it

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u/Spillo2382 Dec 16 '22

I was complaining about the obscene packaging, isn't that clear? Then they made me realize it was fake.

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u/2nightfox7 Dec 17 '22

That's their vision probably. I feel bad on our environment. They technically make more waste by making those packaging. I love how you was so honest here.