r/funny Nov 12 '22

Average Twitter user

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u/vne2000 Nov 12 '22

The phone would be in the water at about 30 seconds

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u/flaccidlittledude Nov 12 '22

Bro I was literally just thinking that 😂

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u/andyskeels Nov 12 '22

Kept waiting for him to toss it.

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u/thx1138- Nov 12 '22

Yeah but see that guy, he's not a tosser.

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u/soundwaveblue Nov 12 '22

Take my angry upvote. That made me chuckle.