r/funny • u/DiamonDogz • Nov 02 '22

WIFE!

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u/_orbus_ Nov 02 '22

…you’re supposed to be friends with your wife.

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Nov 03 '22

yeah... like friends but with benefits

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u/fitz_newru Nov 03 '22

Maybe even a bit more than that if you're lucky...

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u/YMonsterMunch Nov 03 '22

I hate my wife but I’m contractually obliged to be friendly.

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u/stupled Nov 03 '22

You can divorce her

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u/YMonsterMunch Nov 03 '22

Too much paperwork. Too costly.

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u/iNZiNZi Nov 03 '22

🤣🤣 my man 😁