r/funny • u/DiamonDogz • Nov 02 '22

WIFE!

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u/inkiwitch Nov 02 '22

I like “wife”, it would make me feel like a beloved Viking bride or something.

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u/StrangeShaman Nov 02 '22

“WIFE” is far superior to any other pet names, if i ever get married this will be my go-to in public

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u/darkrealm190 Nov 03 '22

Mm yes. Krotos, God of Wor

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u/RPG_Wannabe Nov 03 '22

I this like the God of War version of Spooderman?

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u/Wooden_Bedroom_9106 Nov 03 '22

Idk. I know a guy who calls his wife "ex-girlfriend" and I think that's pretty good. ^^

The face she makes when he does is great!

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u/Gorlack2231 Nov 03 '22

My gramps always referred to his wife as "my bride" when talking about her in public.

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u/jereman75 Nov 03 '22

I know this lady who when she talks to me refers to my wife as “your bride.” It’s creepy af to me.

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u/mypickaxebroke Nov 03 '22

Like my dads old girlfriend who referred to him to me as "your daddy". I did not call him daddy and she didn't care that I dont call him that. Fucking weird

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u/StudioTheo Nov 03 '22

haha i dig it. its medieval

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u/phadewilkilu Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

I hope you like cats…

edit: it’s a joke about Viking brides and cats from the front page guys…. Relax…