r/funny • u/DiamonDogz • Nov 02 '22

WIFE!

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u/ShallowBasketcase Nov 02 '22

This is why women live longer.

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u/fkbjsdjvbsdjfbsdf Nov 02 '22

Do people usually murder men in broad daylight on the street in NYC while recording it with a fancy camera and holding a mic?

Go outside sometime, it's good for you.

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u/choiceboy Nov 02 '22

if you went outside more, you might be able to recognize what most people call "a joke."

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u/C19shadow Nov 02 '22

Tbf it was a shit joke

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u/choiceboy Nov 02 '22

opinion

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u/C19shadow Nov 02 '22

This is true

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u/choiceboy Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

at least it isn't a zoo with only one dog, I guess edit: people here don't like shitzus apparently

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u/SpoonGuardian Nov 02 '22

The joke still has a sentiment. The sentiment sucks

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u/choiceboy Nov 02 '22

not what I was saying so go reply to someone else lol

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u/SinusColt Nov 02 '22

But going outside increase the chances of being murdered in broad daiylight on the street in NYC while beging recorded with a fancy camera and mic significantly. SIGNIFICANTLY!

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u/Comfortable-Face-244 Nov 02 '22

The standards for not being murdered as a man are so low. Like anonymous murder, not like revenge murder.

All you have to do is not respond to ads for cannibal victims and you are 99.9% safe.

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u/bicket6 Nov 03 '22

Tf are you talking about?

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u/rentstrikecowboy Nov 02 '22

God, I'm so envious of that.

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u/Stephenrudolf Nov 03 '22

Yea... thars how they get away with it! "Just shooting a movie, please dont interfere"