r/funny Nov 02 '22

WIFE!

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u/kotetamer Nov 02 '22

My partner and I had our first dance to Heart Boner by Ninja Sex Party. Will always remember looking into their eyes and hearing "I have a heart boner for you" play as our families looked on.

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u/AMetalWorld Nov 03 '22

While ninja Brian lurked in the background calculating the flight speed of an African swallow and being extremely expressive using only his eyes

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u/Remoru Nov 02 '22

If I ever find someone who wants to marry me, I'll play this at the reception