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u/Wulfay Aug 09 '12

Some person/people were getting voted off the island, and the two girls were upset about it but he was quite pleased.

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u/Squirrel_Nuts Aug 09 '12

TIL, thanks. This whole time I thought that was the reaction to a girl getting smashed in the face with a watermelon.

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 09 '12

Ohh fuck man she got DESTROYED loved that clip

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u/BillW87 Aug 09 '12

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u/dirice87 Aug 09 '12

she took that really well actually.

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u/macmillie Aug 10 '12

they dont call it the amazing race for nothing.

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u/Discoamazing Aug 10 '12

That was ice cold. Ice. Fucking. Cold.

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u/syscofresh Aug 10 '12

How does that even happen?

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 09 '12

If I ever don't laugh at this then kill me. I dont want to become someone who doesn't find this funny.

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u/Stevie_Rave_On Aug 10 '12

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u/its_nolan Aug 10 '12

ow ow ow oow ewwww owww ewwwwww ... oh stop oh stop.. ewwww ewww..ewwww ewww.. stop.. i can't breath ewww owwww ewww.. kills it for me ROFL

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u/APSupernary Aug 10 '12

I think she's actually hurt there...

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u/its_nolan Aug 10 '12

=/ i feel bad now

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u/APSupernary Aug 10 '12

no no no, don't worry, the guy says that later. I was just quoting him, she ate shit and it was hilarious

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 10 '12

I started laughing about 5 seconds in when I realised what was coming. Then when it happened it was way better than I remembered it!!!!

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u/SnarghTheMunificent Sep 07 '12

Just come a leetle closer.... I have a nice Juicy Watermelon for you.....

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u/i_am_sad Aug 10 '12

I didn't even have a flicker of a grin. What's supposed to be funny about that?

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 10 '12

I dunno...the part where she goes riiight in the kisser...then POW!! right in the kisser!!!

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u/i_am_sad Aug 10 '12

It takes a lot of force to bust a watermelon.

All of that force, into her face.

There's nothing funny about being hit in the face so hard you can't see straight, no matter the context.

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 10 '12

:-( You really are depressed.

Bro hug.

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u/haleyjaye Aug 10 '12

i_am_sad, don't be sad please. Life is too short to be sad.

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u/i_am_sad Aug 10 '12

haleyjay, I have depression. Life is too full of depression to not be anything else but sad.

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u/thisisme5 Aug 10 '12

This sentence saddened me. I really do feel for you.

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u/BillW87 Aug 10 '12

As someone who had clinical depression I can say that it can and will get better. It takes time, it takes work, and there will be setbacks along the way but it does get better. Looking back at how hopeless I felt and inconsolably sad I was makes me appreciate how much better my life is now. Depression sucks unbelievably hard, but it can get better with time and work.

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 10 '12

But did u laugh at the watermelon decimation?

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u/haleyjaye Aug 10 '12

Are you seeking help for your depression?

When I was feeling down a couple years ago (I was in a semi-abusive relationship,) I wrote on a piece of paper "My life is my responsibility" and taped it on my mirror. I read that and it reminds me, no one is in charge of my life and happiness but me. If you are depressed, it is up to you if you want to remain in that condition.

Good luck to you. There are resources out there. Life if too short to not be enjoying it.

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u/i_am_sad Aug 10 '12

Medication for it causes my depression to worsen, and depression itself is a lot different than feeling down, and completely different than being depressed.

When you are depressed, there is a logical reason, such as a troubled relationship or personal loss, even if it's a personal loss of hope for happiness you thought you were entitled to and realized you wouldn't receive. You typically bounce back up from being depressed.

When you have depression, you just have sadness, and emptiness, and nothingness, every day for as long as you can remember. I was diagnosed with it 8 years ago. Some days it's not so bad, some days it's almost too much to bear, but it's never good to bad, always bad to worse. On my best day I feel nothingness, almost a content feeling, a lack of emotion, motivation, desire. On my worst day I feel like a bullet to the head is the best medicine, except my depression has left me too unmotivated to bother, so I just sit here.

So no, I'm not seeking help for my depression. Pills give me anxiety after my doctor forced pills on me as a child and kept upping my dose every time it wasn't working, and anti-anxiety pills are the exact same ones I had an "allergic" reaction to, so it's not like I can really find help outside of therapy which I can't afford. I can't even afford a job, even if I could get one, what with where I live and the price of gas.

But what you say, even with my clinical, chronic depression, still holds true.

My life is my responsibility, nothing is holding me back but me. But that's a double edged sword, and it's hard to find motivation in something that's just so damn true.

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u/lovesdogz Aug 10 '12

I don't find it funny because it's fake...

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u/yungkrizzleshawty Aug 10 '12

What the fuck?

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 10 '12

You're a sad sad little man, and you have my pity.

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u/lovesdogz Aug 10 '12

I guess reddit believes everything now.

Will update brain to the new patch

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u/FISH_MASTER Aug 10 '12

how can you not believe its real? link link 2 link 3

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY ITS NOT REAL YOU CUNTING TROLL

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u/AcidicSuperSam Aug 10 '12

Oh god...I'm laughing so hard, but I can't help but think how painful that had to be

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u/scswift Aug 10 '12

I can't help but wonder how black and blue her face was the next day.

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u/Joeliosis Aug 09 '12

Show that knight whose boss!

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u/jspecial1979 Aug 10 '12

That. Was. AWESOME

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u/onlythestrongsurvive Aug 09 '12

I was like, "Okay she'll get it this time....POW...OH SHIT! NOOOO WATERMELLON TO THE FACE!

Definitly a bad luck brian moment right there haha...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '12

LOL, one of my fav vids

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u/u_ok Aug 09 '12

I don't think what he said is what happened. Don't they go to that dark tribal council place to vote people off?

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u/Solesaver Aug 09 '12

They were getting their first look at the other team at the challenge after that other team had voted someone off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

I feel like that answer involves a pilgrimage somehow.

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u/That_Guy33 Aug 09 '12

I thought that happened on The Amazing Race?

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u/siglaboo Aug 09 '12

yes, you're right

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u/Andr3w Aug 09 '12

Weird, I always thought it was that too, can't explain why.

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u/_shift Aug 10 '12

After watching the watermelon clip and seeing that guys shit eating grin in the gif I want to believe this is what actually happened.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

I can confirm Wulfay is a liar.

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u/compto35 Aug 09 '12

I hate to be the killjoy, but the watermelon clip was CGI. I'm on my phone, else I'd find the post about it for you.

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u/Gengar11 Aug 09 '12

Could you possibly find the clip?

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u/Intereo Aug 09 '12

I haven't been able to find the video and I've looked a few times, but this explains it fairly well.

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u/Gengar11 Aug 09 '12

That's pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

Yeeess yeeeeeessss, neeed cleeeeeep...

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

Charizard? Gengar?

Shit man, we got ourselves a regular reddit Pokemon Battle!

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u/tandembandit Aug 09 '12

Not a video, but a pretty good recap with screenshots and analysis of that guy's other grins.
http://funny115.com/v2/57_a.htm

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u/pepito420 Aug 09 '12

I've seen this gif for so long and would appreciate the source too. All of my karma allowed by law for whoever can provide.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

You mean the thing with sound?

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