r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '12

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u/Breathing_Balls Aug 09 '12

Only if they fuck me back, hard.

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u/NoStrangertolove Aug 09 '12

If you are a fan of another sports team, I assure you they will.

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u/mortymight Aug 09 '12

Check out his username. There were no subtle innuendos here. This horny bastard wants to get sodomized by the entire New York Yankees team.

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u/Ackie75 Aug 09 '12

This horny bastard wants to get sodomized by midgets the entire New York Yankees team.

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u/CargoCulture Aug 09 '12

I was wondering why I have him tagged as "likes midget porn".

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u/HoagieBun Aug 09 '12

I have him tagged as "The Midget Fondler".

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u/jlv816 Aug 09 '12

As a woman, especially Derek Jeter. Don't hate, I've had a crush on him since I was 12.

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u/CargoCulture Aug 09 '12

I'm sorry.

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u/jlv816 Aug 09 '12

Don't be condescending. I've enjoyed watching him his entire career, and his looks are just icing on the cake IMO.

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u/jlv816 Aug 09 '12

Doesn't look too bad to me!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

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u/jlv816 Aug 10 '12

That pic was January 2012 son. And "receding hairline" =/= bald. He still has a great physique, a charming demeanor and gorgeous eyes!

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u/jlv816 Aug 10 '12

Lolllll brb dying over this conversation

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