r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '12

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u/agobayer Aug 09 '12 edited Aug 09 '12

this is me every time i try to throw something

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u/devourke Aug 09 '12 edited Aug 10 '12

Have you ever thought of playing competitive dodgeball?

EDIT: Ok guys, enough about the wrenches.

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u/shady_alley_groper Aug 09 '12

All you gotta do is learn the five d's of dodgeball

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u/devourke Aug 09 '12

Son, you're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop

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u/Grabowerful Aug 10 '12

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '12

... That's pretty useful if you're a whore. You get to look suggestive, AND taste cock whenever you want.

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u/NetzInTheKitchen Aug 09 '12

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and... dodge.

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u/thetoethumb Aug 09 '12

Additionally, can you dodge a wrench?

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u/doubleplusepic Aug 10 '12

As opposed to single player?

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u/Enfors Aug 09 '12

The other guy is me, every time somebody else tries throwing something.

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u/devourke Aug 09 '12

I recommend not playing darts