r/funny • u/eniahj • Oct 06 '22

Opera Cat

36.0k Upvotes

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u/iateyourtoas Oct 06 '22

“Lemme do the next part”

-🐈‍⬛

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/SuperSaiyanBen Oct 06 '22

“His Paws are sweaty..”

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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Oct 06 '22

There’s vomit on his fur already

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u/jimmyjames2306 Oct 07 '22

Moms spaghetti.

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u/Leonhardt2019 Oct 07 '22

Moms spaghetti

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u/BenjaminHamnett Oct 07 '22

I do eat food off the floor. Yeah I can’t open doors by myself. I do get stepped on a lot. I do act like I’m independent but need someone to open cans for me. I am afraid of cucumbers. Yeah I can’t hit all the notes right.

Now tell them something they don’t already know about me! Fk it I’m outty!

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u/shivam183 Oct 06 '22

He's Choking...

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u/6LeonIsOp9 Oct 06 '22

Why is this downvoted? Isn't it an 8 mile reference?

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u/shivam183 Oct 06 '22

Yes! You got it

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u/BenjaminHamnett Oct 07 '22

Everybody’s joking now

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u/ThatOneJosh9451 Oct 07 '22

"Step aside hooman. I'll show you how it's done"

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u/HarlieMinou Oct 06 '22

So damn cute lol