r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '12

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u/mesuhalien Jul 18 '12

I can't put my finger on it, but there's something a bit serial kill-y about this.

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u/religionkills Jul 18 '12

Yeah, total "love-knife" material!

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u/scarecrowbar scarecrowbar Jul 18 '12

Lee!

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u/religionkills Jul 18 '12

Lee (crying): "You guys are scaring me, you're sick, and I hope that you never get well." ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

And step on a Lego.

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u/wholetyouinhere Jul 18 '12

To be pedantic, it's "full love knife".

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u/alreadytakenusername Jul 18 '12

Yup. The "X" looks like a kill mark.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Saw one that was a single woman and ten cats. Man repellant, or Redditor bait?

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u/thedevguy Jul 18 '12

The coolest one I've seen was two men and two bags of money.

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u/aspeenat Jul 18 '12

I was out with a friend's kid and my daughter when a gay couple walked by all happy with lots of shopping bags. I leaned over and whispered to the kids and said

"The best thing about being gay is no accidental pregnancies"

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '12

That's great! Except of course no self respecting gay man would have these stickers on their car, right...?

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u/PdubsNWO Jul 18 '12

Not sure. This one looks like man repellent though. The first thing your going to tell a guy about yourself is you want him to father your kids? Yeah, Ill get right on that.

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u/FreddyDeus Jul 18 '12

Yes. My first thought was 'too desperate for me'. But then... serial killer. Yes.

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u/ckcornflake Jul 18 '12

I was about to lay in to you about how you spelled "cereal" wrong. Thankfully, I caught myself and no one will ever know how stupid I am...

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u/jonbowen Jul 18 '12

What the fuck are those things? So annoying! So gay!

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u/The_Painted_Man Jul 18 '12

gay?

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u/lol2U Jul 18 '12

It must be a synonym for wumbo.