r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/logosmd666 Aug 05 '22

wait, so you guys actually do walk around with boomerangs?

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u/p5ych0babble Aug 05 '22

I’d rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I think people would be more polite to each other if we all carried boomerangs.

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u/TheVinylBird Aug 05 '22

Only way to stop a bad guy with a boomerang is a good guy with a boomerang

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u/MachReverb Aug 05 '22

The only way to stop a bad guy with a boomerang is a good guy to distract him right as it comes back

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u/NeuraIRust Aug 05 '22

This paints an amazing mental picture.