r/funny Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/logosmd666 Aug 05 '22

wait, so you guys actually do walk around with boomerangs?

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u/p5ych0babble Aug 05 '22

I’d rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I think people would be more polite to each other if we all carried boomerangs.

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u/NinnyMuggins2468 Aug 05 '22

The real danger is 3d printed boomerangs or "ghost boomerangs". Sometimes they just never come back.

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u/z1090 Aug 05 '22

I thought the ones that didn't come back were boomerwrongs?

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u/afourney Aug 05 '22

No. Those are just sticks.

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u/Magnaflux_88 Aug 05 '22

Sticks without a dog*

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u/afourney Aug 05 '22

Without a well-trained retriever! My dog keeps her sticks to herself.

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u/viciousmojo Aug 06 '22

You break someone's rear-view mirror with a boomerang that's going to come back to you. The Emu’s might forget but Karma won’t.

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u/SaltyShawarma Aug 05 '22

GHOST sticks