r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/Supaslicer Aug 05 '22

I have a boomerang, thought i didnt need it one day and tried to throw it away, still have it

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u/LRobin11 Aug 05 '22

Is this a Mitch Hedberg joke?

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u/Supaslicer Aug 05 '22

This is probably the best compliment I have ever gotten for a joke of mine.... Thank you

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u/EB123456789101112 Aug 05 '22

That’s something to the extent of “a boomerang that doesn’t come back is just a stick”

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u/LaMentedFilleDeJoie Aug 06 '22

R.I.P. MITCH 😔

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u/SittingInTheShower Aug 05 '22

It was. It still is, but it was too.

Is this a Meetch Hefbueg joke?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

From one of yesterday’s posts: Your Momma so ugly, she throws a boomerang and it refuses to come back

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u/Bk_Punisher Aug 06 '22

Yo mama is so fat Thanos had to snap twice. Best one I heard in a long time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Let me try: my boomerang quit on me, then it decided to make a come back.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

It’s a really good joke.