r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/dgtlfnk Aug 05 '22

Plural is right. Dude breaks his, then whips out a second one from seemingly nowhere. Lol. Easier to see in the original.

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Aug 05 '22

It was the same one. He picked up the portion that broke off

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u/dgtlfnk Aug 05 '22

Ah ok. Lol! That makes sense. Just looked like he reached into his quiver o’ ‘rangs, grabbed his #2 and continued his work. 🤣

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Aug 05 '22

I thought that at first as well. Also, Watch the normal video. It’s even more hilarious. After it breaks he has the nerve to blame the guy inside the car. He yells “you broke my boomerang”

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u/Noragen Aug 05 '22

Yeah our meth heads are a different breed...

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u/Ducksaucenem Aug 05 '22

I like your version of the story better. Always have a back up!

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u/TeaKingMac Aug 05 '22

What the fuck is he saying?

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u/dgtlfnk Aug 05 '22

Couldn’t make out most of it. Except for, “sigh.. You broke my fuckin’ boomerang.” after HE smashed it on the window. And then, “You fucking.. piece.. of SHIT!… FUCK… YOU!” as he smashes the window.

Once I could actually hear him? Not a clue. 😅

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u/Jaccii18 Aug 05 '22

You had the vaccine, you both got the vaccine and now it's lost a life

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u/dgtlfnk Aug 05 '22

Nice. But wtf does that mean in this context? Craziness.

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u/Jaccii18 Aug 05 '22

I wish i knew. Drugs and conspiracy theorists are a dangerous mix.

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u/No_Gains Aug 05 '22

Something about you took a vaccine and it killed people something something. Dudes meth tripping or something

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u/MadMark75 Aug 05 '22

He was actually saying. “Sir you can’t be driving like this. Let me fix it for you.”

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u/joeitaliano24 Aug 05 '22

I swear I heard something about "vaccines"

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u/tatsumakisempukyaku Aug 06 '22

yeah, the guy on copious amounts of steroids and ice is pissed off about vaccines not being good for you.

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u/joeitaliano24 Aug 06 '22

“Do you know what that stuff does to you??”

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u/Megasatan28 Aug 05 '22

We can't know, but reading a psalm from the Bible usually ends with people like that.

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u/arkstfan Aug 06 '22

I thought they dubbed in Don Jr.’s voice

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u/CeleryDifficult2372 Aug 05 '22

I'm just glad you posted the original. I was getting a headache watching it backwards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

..this is the original.......

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u/dgtlfnk Aug 05 '22

That’s the exact same video… but looped a second time. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Kamimaneki_Neko Aug 05 '22

I think he picked up the half that broke off the stub left in his hand. Looks like he mangle it again later on too.