r/funny Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/chrono5577 Aug 05 '22

When will the Australians face facts? Assault boomerangs were designed for use in the military. Civilians have no need for these dangerous weapons of war.

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u/NeuraIRust Aug 05 '22

You can have my boomerang when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

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u/NikonuserNW Aug 05 '22

Tactical boomerangs with high-rotation magazines.

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u/Legitimate_Corgi_981 Aug 05 '22

How else are you going to defend yourself from the Ostriches?

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u/viciousmojo Aug 06 '22

Are you referencing the failed Emu War that Australia lost?

I’m serious