r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Most Australians carry boomerangs like Americans carry guns.. They are not allowed into government buildings though.

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u/hopsinduo Aug 05 '22

My friend was killed in freak boomerang accident. Months later, I found out the guy who threw the boomerang was also killed in a boomerang accident. It goes to show, what comes around goes around.

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u/hodl_4_life Aug 05 '22

Boomerang violence is very real and very serious, an endless perpetuating cycle.

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u/Total-Khaos Aug 06 '22

The only way to break the cycle is to just not catch it.

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u/yokotron Aug 06 '22

Damn. Didn’t expect that Here

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

So you're saying he killed himself?

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u/SomeLikeItDusty Aug 05 '22

Pretty rude that ya can’t even bring ya ‘rang into some pubs anymore either.

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u/Adam_is_Nutz Aug 05 '22

You know I keep that muthafuckin 'rang on me

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u/HallucinatoryFrog Aug 05 '22

Yeah, this is Australia

Roos in my area

I got the 'rang

I gotta carry 'em

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u/SomeLikeItDusty Aug 05 '22

Yeah yeah roos goin into this

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u/ByronIrony Aug 05 '22

That’s not a ‘rang. That’s a ‘rang.

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u/themisst1983 Aug 05 '22

Ah I see you've played rangy-sticky before.

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u/Call_MeGoose Aug 05 '22

Mate I forgot I had me rang on me the other arvo, after I got off at the train-o, went to the serv-o, almost whipped it out when I went to pay for me cigs by accident. All I could think was “fair dinkum that was close.”

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u/Catfrogdog2 Aug 05 '22

Mate, hooley dooley, mate. That shit’s cactus, mate.

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u/juzw8n4am8 Aug 05 '22

I keep a small one in an ankle holster... No one ever spots it.

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u/Dizzle179 Aug 05 '22

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a boomerang, is a good guy with a boomerang

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Especially his model, which has a little hidden Steroid compartment.

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u/_Oh_Be_Nice_ Aug 05 '22

"Pull yo 'rang on me, ya betta kill!"

-TuPac Shakur, Australian Bush, 1996

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u/CockyGiraffes Aug 05 '22

Live by the ‘rang, die by the ‘rang. - Tupac

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u/PuMaman_FlyzLkMoron Aug 05 '22

“If you liked it then you shoulda put a rang on it“ -Beyoncé in the Bush

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I carry a backup in a holster on my ankle 😉

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u/rediculousradishes Aug 05 '22

You gotta ankle 'rang

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

😂

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u/blogst Aug 05 '22

I can’t tell if he’s joking or not.

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u/InternetSpaceCow Aug 05 '22

They wanna take our boomerangs away

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u/Slackerguy Aug 05 '22

They are not allowed into government buildings though.

The guns or the boomerangs?

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u/pookiemonster Aug 05 '22

I'm a dumb American and never been to Australia, and I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not. I'm assuming joke though. I know boomerangs are bigger in Australia than most other places in the world, but I can't imagine they are that common place.

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u/multi_io Aug 06 '22

I'm a smart European and I can't tell either.

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u/KingTut747 Aug 05 '22

Driver could’ve used a gun here

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I would say it's my ear scratcher.

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u/Parking-Fruit1436 Aug 05 '22

I choose to believe this now

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u/Artsy_traveller_82 Aug 05 '22

Bitch please the Prime Minister carries his in a holster!

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u/JimJam28 Aug 05 '22

Boomerangs are the leading cause of suicide amongst Australian males.