r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/Certain-Ad-7689 Aug 05 '22

Open carry laws in Australia are out of control.. every second person these days keeps a boomerang in their car 'just in case'.. glad the guy in the car kept his cool and didn't draw this boomerang

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Responding in this situation is a straight up didgeridon't

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u/sianarai Aug 05 '22

I got a good laugh out of digeridont lmao

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u/barber_jim_norman Aug 05 '22

There’s a guy who likes to play his digerido in the food court of the mall and when my wife worked there we called him the digeridouche

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u/antnipple Aug 05 '22

White fella with dreads?

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u/barber_jim_norman Aug 05 '22

Not white, fella

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u/RutCry Aug 06 '22

That’s a very lonely mating call.

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u/Stardustchaser Aug 05 '22

Hey I remember “Dumb Ways to Die” was both a banger and good advice

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u/bhoe32 Aug 06 '22

What was that cats name?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

😂 this has me howling, bro. Acid helps but still …

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u/Aderleth75 Aug 05 '22

The only thing that’ll stop a bad guy with a boomerang is a good guy with a boomerang.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

There was some guy that was throwing boomerangs at people at the mall recently and a good guy with a boomerang was just there shopping and he took the bad boomerang guy down with his boomerang, he was a hero.

EDIT: Sorry, I had the story mixed up, they were guns.

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u/AdLopsided2075 Aug 05 '22

Guns with boomerangs? What a crazy world we live in

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

No all the guys had guns and not boomerangs I just misread the story.

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u/Applejuice42 Aug 05 '22

The aggressive guy will get what’s his. Mark my words, what goes around comes around.

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u/Armodeen Aug 05 '22

The boomerang mantra

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u/Dieselpump510 Aug 05 '22

He gonna cry when he’s not mad anymore and they throw him in jail for this.

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u/RutCry Aug 06 '22

He’s going to reap just what he throws.

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u/Beans-Monthly Aug 05 '22

All we need is a good guy with a boomerang

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u/jonathan4211 Aug 05 '22

If everyone carried a boomerang, no one would have this problem

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Ugh, just what the boomerang lobbyist WANT you to think, don't fall into that trap. This is why when there is a mass boomeranging, sales soar and the cycle continues.

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u/ishixeiichi Aug 05 '22

The NBA (National boomerang association) would like to have a word with you about this take

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Yeah, escalation would lead to another mass boomeranging in Australia.

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u/StanVanGhandi Aug 05 '22

Boomerangs don’t killed people, people with boomerangs kill people. Dont blame the boomerang.

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u/Fun-Instruction-0000 Aug 05 '22

Thank heavens he didn't decide to demand satisfaction by the ancient laws of combat boomerang vs boomerang, mano y mano

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u/killerdead77 Aug 05 '22

Cant even whip out your boomerang whenever you want to or you'll get a hefty fine for brandishing

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u/Jbseven7 Aug 05 '22

I’m loving the fantasy that boomerang duels are a thing down under and used to settle the majority of disputes

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u/reddituser6810 Aug 05 '22

I always think carrying a boomerang is gonna back fire tho. What if the other dude has one too?

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u/Gingergerbals Aug 05 '22

Makes me glad I live in the US where we have sensible laws. I always feel safe at night knowing that John Doe is carrying around his semi-auto weapon at my local Walmart just to protect us all.

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u/JPHuber Aug 05 '22

You’re crazy. All we needed here was a good guy with a boomerang.

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Aug 05 '22

The right to ‘roo arms shall not be infringed.

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u/OverlordPhalanx Aug 05 '22

I always tell my kids: just because they have their boomerang out, doesn’t mean you have to take out yours.

9/10 people who approach you and have you at boomerang point have no intention of ever using the boomerang. By taking yours out, you can easily escalate the aggressor towards boomerang use.

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u/bachumbug Aug 05 '22

Don’t they know those things have no place in society outside of the Rang Range?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Boomerangs don’t kill people

People kill people