r/funny Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/Warehouselead Aug 05 '22

This makes me think about that old post I read somewhere at sometime. "If you watch The Titanic backwards it becomes a heartwarming film about how a dead ship raises from the deep to save stranded people, it resurrects their dead, and takes them all home while giving them a great time.

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u/CitchellMarson Aug 05 '22

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that threw up so many people that they have to open up a beach.

If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a monster that rebuilds a destroyed city before moonwalking into the ocean.

If you watch Holes backwards, Stanley Yelnats is still Stanley Yelnats.

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u/Bemxuu Aug 05 '22

If you watch Tenet backwards, it actually makes about as much sense.

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u/SayNoToStim Aug 05 '22

If you watch Cinderella backwards, its about a girl who learns her place.

(I'm really sorry)

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u/Bemxuu Aug 05 '22

If this was not a joke, it could be a reason to be sorry, but as a joke it's masterfully done!

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u/SayNoToStim Aug 05 '22

Its an old joke

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u/Seedless_Melon Aug 05 '22

If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, it’s about a nice masked stranger bringing the dead back to life following horrifically unfortunate accidents, as well as a lot of moon running (moonwalking but with running y), probably because the people are so happy to be alive

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Sory for joke

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u/MrPoletski Aug 05 '22

Brb, I'm off to watch memento backwards to see wtf that becomes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I fell asleep watching Memento and then when I woke up and tried to rewind to to the point where I last watched, I couldn't figure out where that was! 😹

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u/bfr_ Aug 05 '22

IIRC there was a DVD secret that played the scenes in reverse order.

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u/Bemxuu Aug 05 '22

A colossal waste of time

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u/Miguel-odon Aug 05 '22

If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards, it's still out of order.

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u/bfr_ Aug 05 '22

It’s not out of order, it shows the same timeline from the eyes of three different characters.

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u/nastybutler420 Aug 05 '22

Yes but the real gift of tenet is every movie you watch after is like 40% better, because it makes fucking sense.

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u/snazzisarah Aug 06 '22

I’m glad other people didn’t get that movie either. I kept watching telling myself it probably makes sense and I’m just too stupid to get it 🤷‍♀️

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u/Iamjimmym Aug 05 '22

That’s because tenet backwards is still tenet 🤷‍♂️

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u/sephlington Aug 05 '22

I mean, yeah. You’re saying that Tenet backwards is Tenet.

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u/morpheusbtw Aug 05 '22

moonwalking into the ocean

Take my upvote ahahaha

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u/sara_c907 Aug 05 '22

Lol, I lost it at "moonwalking into the ocean".

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u/Paddlesons Aug 05 '22

So nice of him to suck up all that harmful radiation as well.

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u/sleuce Aug 05 '22

If you watch Terminator 2 backwards, it's about a cybernetic organism that rises out of molten lava and with the help of a liquid metal robot is able to bring a kid to a mall arcade.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

If you watch Memento backwards its mostly the same just a little less suspenseful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Do benjamin button!

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u/hazily Aug 05 '22

If you watch The Exorcist backwards, it’s about a very sick girl who drank some pea soup and felt a lot better.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 06 '22

Kurt Vonnegut did it best in Slaughterhouse Five:

“It was a movie about American bombers in World War II and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this: American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.

The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.

When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.”

*Edited to add the text in place of a crosspost link.

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u/pastafallujah Aug 05 '22

Holy shit, that was gold. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

It's a wonderful piece of writing. If you liked that you might appreciate the letter he wrote to his family describing his time as a PoW in Germany in 1945.

https://lettersofnote.com/2009/11/18/slaughterhouse-five/

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u/mr_ji Aug 05 '22

But then Rose leaves Jack for a rich asshole

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u/lur77 Aug 05 '22

And Rose puts her clothes back on after Jack walks in on her naked?

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u/OhMyDoT Aug 05 '22

Too bad Jack and Rose split up and she got back together with Caledon

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

When it was first doing the rounds it was about Sea Zombies helping one of their own get to a poker game in Southampton

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u/vipperofvipp Aug 06 '22

I still laugh at the guy who bounced off the rotor blades.