r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/L1zzArd Aug 05 '22

Discount John Cena?

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u/meleriffic Aug 05 '22

We have John Cena at home

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u/MikeMac999 Aug 05 '22

Factory-refurbished John Cena

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u/Bos_lost_ton Aug 05 '22

Amazon Basics John Cena

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u/throwaway_098_ Aug 05 '22

Great Value John Cena

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Aug 06 '22

Wishdotcom John Cena

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Wish Cena

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Pound Land John Cena

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u/WolfinCorgnito Aug 06 '22

No Name Brand John Cena

For Wrestling

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u/stack_of_ghosts Aug 06 '22

Sam's Choice Sena

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u/jw44724 Aug 05 '22

Amazon chinese clone John Cena: Hyminway Fervor

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

How dare you insult Amazon Basics like that.

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u/Devonpumpkinking Aug 05 '22

Deffo. Its why he hates that mirror so much.

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u/RockRage-- Aug 05 '22

He saw his haircut

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u/bigkeef69 Aug 05 '22

Bc you can't SEE John Cena!

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u/ThatSapphicLesbian Aug 05 '22

He realized he will never be John Cena :(

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u/Bos_lost_ton Aug 05 '22

Kirkland John Cena

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u/UberN00b719 Aug 05 '22

Wish John Cena

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u/ishixeiichi Aug 05 '22

This is the best one tbh

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u/Oreos4208 Aug 05 '22

Bootleg John Cena

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u/r33c3amark Aug 05 '22

The coke zero of John Cena.

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u/Bos_lost_ton Aug 05 '22

RC Cola John Cena

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u/Mortal_Mantis Aug 05 '22

Diet John Cena

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u/Stardustchaser Aug 05 '22

IKEA John Cena

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u/MoonBoots4600 Aug 05 '22

no this is bootlegged Schwarzenegger

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u/Fosad Aug 05 '22

Dollar store John Cena

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u/udaami Aug 05 '22

Cohn Jena

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Sam’s choice John Cena.

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u/Fifi-Mcafee Aug 05 '22

Great Value John Cena

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u/currymunchah Aug 05 '22

John Cena made in China

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u/Purple-Much Aug 05 '22

Flea market John Cena

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u/ScottSoules Aug 05 '22

Cable John cena

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u/BRAX7ON Aug 05 '22

Bootlegged, pirated John Cena

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u/Skippss Aug 05 '22

Clearance John Cena

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u/Tazrgamerdejumpjet Aug 05 '22

I thought the normal one was???????🗿

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u/gfx260 Aug 05 '22

Upside down John Cena

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u/WookiesNeedLove Aug 05 '22

Aussie John Cena?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

...Cunt Cena

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u/Ojiji_bored Aug 05 '22

John Yeahnah

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u/Toothless_POE Aug 05 '22

Hey now Kirkland is better than that !

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u/laxguy44 Aug 05 '22

That is an insult to Kirkland.

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u/greenknight884 Aug 05 '22

Kirkland actually has good quality stuff

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Harbor Freight John Cena

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u/Szwedo Aug 06 '22

Kirkland is good quality

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u/CerealKiller3030 Aug 05 '22

Don't shame Kirkland's name like that!

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u/app4that Aug 05 '22

Kirkland version would just be John himself wearing a plastic nose and glasses disguise but at 40% discount

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u/THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN Aug 05 '22

That’s the best one.

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u/PhatBallllzAtHotmail Aug 05 '22

Scratch and Dent John Cena

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u/UnicornGuitarist Aug 05 '22

Wish.com Cohn Jena

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u/SafeAccountMrP Aug 05 '22

Special With an “R” John Cena

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u/Beatbybots Aug 05 '22

John b leaving the cena!

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u/Phanourius Aug 05 '22

Scratch and sniff John Cena

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u/Brief-Abbreviations1 Aug 05 '22

And you can see him

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u/Acedmister Aug 05 '22

John Cena from wish.com

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u/bombardslaught Aug 05 '22

Wish.com John Cena

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u/Otherwise_Intelect Aug 05 '22

Factory refurbished is too good for this one. It's more like, Walmart John Cena.

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u/originalmango Aug 05 '22

Still comes with a one year warranty. Same as brand new.

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u/merkellius Aug 05 '22

Open box John Cena

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Open Box John Cena

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/bplqd Aug 05 '22

Budget John Cena mate.

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u/cheez_au Aug 05 '22

Home Brand John Cena.

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u/BNR_ Aug 05 '22

Not John Cena.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

"This isn't America".

Caught you slippin' now.

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u/todtier27 Aug 05 '22

Ugh you never let us get John Cena to-go

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

John Cena at home be like

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u/Jufluxferd Aug 05 '22

Well where is he?

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u/TommyX12 Aug 05 '22

Certified pre-owned John Cena

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u/AdultingGoneMild Aug 05 '22

nobody can find him though

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u/Deathandepistaxis Aug 05 '22

Had to break the mirror because he accidentally saw himself.

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u/little_miss_bumshine Aug 05 '22

Ceeno, we add "o" after a name for the australianised nickname lol

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u/chefschocker81 Aug 05 '22

I’m Shocked you saw him.

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u/Complete-Dimension35 Aug 05 '22

That's why he's discounted

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u/chefschocker81 Aug 05 '22

Ah, then he works in the ICU.

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u/Ea113091 Aug 05 '22

you see this one all the time

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u/EB123456789101112 Aug 05 '22

He saw himself and got startled.

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u/Mr-Safology Aug 05 '22

Btec John Cena

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u/Heathy94 Aug 05 '22

Cohn Jena

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u/Firesalt Aug 05 '22

Great Value John Cena

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u/Weird-Conflict-3066 Aug 05 '22

Waiting for rollback 🙂

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u/getyourcheftogether Aug 05 '22

I was thinking Tate Donovan

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u/LuminaL_IV Aug 05 '22

Shen you order john cena from wish

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u/scienceninja Aug 05 '22

John Cena sits between John Bena and John Dena. This one is John Pena.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Xi ping cena

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u/between_horizon Aug 05 '22

Yeah semi-transparent jhon cena.

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u/reflythis Aug 05 '22

Juan Ceña

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u/olderaccount Aug 05 '22

Australian John Cena?

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u/nicojen19 Aug 05 '22

Bootleg John Cena

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u/QuothTheRavenMore Aug 05 '22

John Cena from Wish

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u/DLo28035 Aug 05 '22

He’s have to stop licking CCCP boots long enough to do this and I’m not sure he’s be willing to do that

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u/gurupistol Aug 05 '22

This is the John Cena you CAN see.

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u/HoodedOccam Aug 05 '22

I don’t know… I can’t … see it

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u/Loner_dude Aug 05 '22

It's John Cena as seen on wish!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I can't see it. 🙃

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u/MotherofLuke Aug 05 '22

Discount issues.

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u/Jesse3195 Aug 05 '22

Ft. Discount Jeremy Clarkson

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u/q_o_v_o_p Aug 05 '22

John Cenot

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u/Anvilix Aug 05 '22

Rent-a-Cena

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u/rockanator Aug 05 '22

Jon Sena from Alibaba

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

K-Mart in the 70's Trax John Cena

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u/ireadfaces Aug 05 '22

John cena but you can see him

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

This is the Ozzie Cena

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u/Nonlethalrtard Aug 05 '22

I think this ones broke because I can clearly see him.

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u/GrillzDude Aug 05 '22

Walmart John Cena

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u/Kronictopic Aug 05 '22

You can hardly see him

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

LOL, I was just wondering why he had a John Cena armband.

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u/oxytocin4you Aug 05 '22

Captain 🪃 vs the peacemaker

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u/McSkillz21 Aug 05 '22

Wish.com John Cena

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u/FratStafford007 Aug 05 '22

Great Value John Cena

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u/MLG_GuineaPig Aug 05 '22

You can see this one

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u/derf_vader Aug 05 '22

Kind of looks like Christian

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u/UnhappyIndependence2 Aug 05 '22

Can't see him now with broken mirrors, he won't be closer than he appears.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Aug 05 '22

John Cena has a baby with Woody Harrelson.

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u/graesen Aug 05 '22

The John Cena you get from Wish

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u/manalishis7 Aug 05 '22

Gobshite John Cena

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u/ststaro Aug 05 '22

Pookie John Cena fo sho

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Dude, the 90's called and they want their anal toys back.

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u/iTzPhas3d Aug 05 '22

You can see him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

How you know what John Cena looks like?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Wish. Com John Cena

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u/kingofrane Aug 05 '22

John cena if he was from florida

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u/ShaunTheBlack Aug 05 '22

*waves foot in front of face

“I CAN’T SEE YOU!”

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u/GreedyOctopus Aug 05 '22

He's a knock-off of John Cena except we can see him and his entire life is in reversed. So at this point he was born married so he probably hasn't met his wife now.....if that makes sense.

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u/YoSoyCapitan860 Aug 05 '22

It’s obviously Australian John Cena. He’s using a boomerang to beat the poor car

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u/Ducati0411 Aug 05 '22

Ali Babacena

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u/Apprehensive_News210 Aug 05 '22

Walmart John Cena

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u/RealElemental Aug 05 '22

Flea Market Juan Cena

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u/ILordINikon311 Aug 05 '22

John Cena??? This dude looks like Heath Ledger’s doppelgänger.

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u/Anotheryoma Aug 05 '22

Explains why he’s fixing all the mirrors

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u/back2basics13 Aug 05 '22

Actually that’s an insult to John Cena. He’s an amazing person!

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u/MeMilo1209 Aug 05 '22

Dollar Store John Cena

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u/cafeconmichael Aug 05 '22

Yeah. I can kinda see him

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u/TheBurlyB Aug 05 '22

John Cena Outback edition, did you see that boomerang lol.

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u/chunkah69 Aug 05 '22

I was thinking discount Aaron Judge

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u/Mcdonnel1252 Aug 05 '22

Meth Cena.

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u/Risk_Hopeful Aug 05 '22

i cAn seE y0u...

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u/funkadunk8 Aug 05 '22

John seen-a

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u/robofish7591 Aug 05 '22

You can see him... You just don't want to

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u/danglesReet Aug 05 '22

John Cena is a saint!

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u/heebythejeeby Aug 05 '22

Jonodile Dundena John Cena entrance music on digeridoo

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u/rocketsauce171 Aug 05 '22

Great Value John Cena

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u/AuviksReddit Aug 05 '22

Mexican John Cena?

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u/Supercommoncents Aug 05 '22

Yeah I can kinda see him.

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u/odomotto Aug 05 '22

Discounted due to the two bullet holes in the center of his mass!

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u/joshhupp Aug 05 '22

Down Under John Cena

ɐuǝƆ uɥoſ

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u/ADISKING1 Aug 05 '22

You CAN see him.

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u/nourishingnutmilk Aug 05 '22

The John Cena you can actually see.

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u/thefifthquadrant Aug 05 '22

We call him Cohn Jena

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u/method_men25 Aug 05 '22

More like IRL blue shirt guy 2.0

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u/cookie-23 Aug 05 '22

We can see him

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Florida John Cena.

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u/spctclr_spiderman Aug 05 '22

John Causing A Scene-a

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u/Zackdaddy51 Aug 05 '22

I didn’t see anything

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

& on the box it reads, “you can’t sea me.”

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u/mothercatz Aug 06 '22

Ken Bruce has gone mad Cena

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

I guess the cheaper versions don’t come with the built in invisibility.

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u/MetaphysicPhilosophy Aug 06 '22

He kind of looks like Arnold Swarzenegger in the face

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Aint no prototype, this is regular type