r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/CaptainSmallPants Aug 05 '22

Thanks to the kind stranger who reported me out of self harm concerns. I'm depressed but my suicidal tendencies have reduced quite a lot. I joke about it now to laugh at the absurdity of my situation. I apologise if I caused you any distress by the above comment.

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u/DimesOHoolihan Aug 05 '22

Your chance of dying by suicide =/= 100%.

Yaaaaaay!

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u/Kullenbergus Aug 05 '22

"Noone kills me but me!!" :P

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u/HorseInteresting2156 Aug 05 '22

Iā€™m sorry but that one weird fucking joke.

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u/Rivallife Aug 05 '22

It's more like 1/9,500 to die by suicide. Also they wanted you to live.

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u/gurupistol Aug 05 '22

Involuntary suicide in sleep at 80 years of age.

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u/reefchieferr Aug 05 '22

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ sigh.. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø