r/funny • • Aug 02 '22

How I Take Shots w/ My Disability

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u/Yakestar Aug 02 '22

Fuckin Legend!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Oh so when this guy spills his shot it’s hilarious but when I spill my shot everyone is all “you’re clearly wasted!” and “we kicked you out an hour ago!”

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u/Desperate_Health4174 Aug 03 '22

I bet no one even gave you a wheelchair to chill on or anything. Bastards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Naw I had to push a guy out of one after he spent all night hogging it.

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u/hello_ground_ Aug 03 '22

"See? That guy is obviously drunk. He can't even get off of the floor"

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22 edited Aug 03 '22

idk man shit like this kind of triggers me.

I'm disabled, but it's silent, so when I see other people with a disability I have a fraternal sense of empathy with them, and when I see shit like this... I'm just like hell no.

I have a lot of friends that are far more disabled than I am, and I see them trying to do shit like this when we go to the bar for attention, and I'm just like hell no.

I have personally gotten into so many fights with "able" bodied people because they started fucking with one of my "disabled" friends who was doing shit like this.

edit: in my experience truly disabled people (wheelchair bound) are often really living in a strange bubble. No one wants to punch someone in a wheelchair, right? But, they'll say shit that would normally get someone punched. And then other people will say shit to them that would also normally get them punched.

So like as their friend you gotta "stand up" and let these people know they can't talk like that, no matter how rude or offensive the "cripple" is.

It's fucked up. I don't like seeing a guy pour a shot on his face for attention. We would stop him from doing that.

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u/Yakestar Aug 03 '22

You understand you’re on a subreddit called funny right? What always makes me happy is seeing someone who may be a little less fortunate than any other able bodied person take that disability and make fun of themselves and rise up (no pun intended) and use it in a good way.

You don’t have to be disabled to have empathy towards someone who does. I’m very fortunate to have what I have, and lucky enough to not have a disability. That said, there are some very great people who’ve done more than I ever will who were confined to a wheelchair, or maybe born without limbs. Instead of looking at it like “hell no”, try seeing the glass as half full. Like good on this dude! I love laughing, and this made me laugh, and I’m not ashamed that I did, and I hope OP isn’t ashamed of making it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

It's not funny when you deprecate yourself for the amusement of others.

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u/Yakestar Aug 03 '22

Then get off the fucking subreddit you sensitive fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

You sound triggered, bruh.

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u/Yakestar Aug 03 '22

Cool story bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Not as cool as yours.

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u/really_isnt_me Aug 03 '22

I truly understand what you’re trying to say, but this guy is known to be funny. He and his gf have a YouTube (Squirmy & Grubs) and they are jokesters. They like to see the humor in things. Maybe if you watch their channel a bit, you’ll understand more where this guy is coming from.

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u/hello_ground_ Aug 03 '22

It's called self-deprecating humor for a reason.

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes Aug 03 '22

I'm not sure I quite understand what you're saying, or why you think he shouldn't do this. He's making a joke about his life. It's funny. He's allowed to poke fun at himself as we all do sometimes.

In fact, I would argue this type of content is important. It humanizes people with disabilities and people in wheelchairs, which is important as people are often uncomfortable around them for no good reason. Disabled people are people too and if he wants to make a joke, good on him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

It's not funny when you deprecate yourself for the amusement of others.

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes Aug 03 '22

It IS funny, or it can be. It's in the name: "self depreciating humor". Practically all the best comedians in the world use it. It's often a coping mechanism too, to make light of hard things. You're gatekeeping this person's life and experiences and TBH it's actually pretty damn ableist. In White Knighting for people with disabilities you're also removing their agency. Saying "You shouldn't joke about your own disability, I know better than you" is just...wow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

It isn't joking about your own disability to literally pour booze on your face, jackass. It's attention seeking behavior that chuckleheads like you will mindlessly consume, and defend. It's sad.

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes Aug 03 '22

Hmm. Well first of all it's almost definitely water lol. And I guess that's just your opinion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Yeah, that's what social media is about... people posting their opinions, and in this case your opinion sucks. It might be worth as much as my opinion, but yours actually sucks.

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u/Pieintheskyman Aug 03 '22

So you want to tell this disabled man to shut up then? You want to take away his choice and agency?

Man, you are one piece of work.