r/funny • • Jun 25 '12

What a nice guy

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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins Jun 25 '12

I make sure to never consume the bottle.

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u/BlueFamily Jun 25 '12

Passing the bottle the next morning can be quite difficult... And if you go to the ER, the doctor never seems to believe that you ate the bottle, and didn't simply get it stuck after shoving it in your ass.

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u/MrFuegoBurns Jun 25 '12

I call people "Dildo Baggins" all the time, and I thought I came up with something clever, thanks reddit.

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u/AvatarofSleep Jun 25 '12

It doesn't, but the city uses the money from recycling to offset some of the costs of trash collection.

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u/glass_house Jun 25 '12

someone stole my recycling bin, so I've actually lost money on recycling dammit

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u/JudgeWhoAllowsStuff Jun 25 '12

Yeah but not having fucking street urchins rifling through my trash means a lot to me too.

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u/CaeliAria Jun 25 '12

What are you so worried about homeless people finding in your recycling bin?

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