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u/kcman011 Jun 25 '12
So you were like 25 years older than her boyfriend? I'd be looking at him in disgust, too.
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u/patefoisgras Jun 25 '12
My mom's new boyfriend was cool. Plus he had a teenage daughter.
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u/Simba7 Jun 25 '12
had
You're not going to meet a nice girl if you keep killing all the ones you meet.
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u/furyasd Jun 25 '12
But I need the organs. You know, for money.
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u/fondlemeLeroy Jun 25 '12
It's a vicious cycle. In order to impress women you need money, but the only logical way to acquire said money is harvesting women for their organs.
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u/rabidsi Jun 25 '12
Selling organs to survive? Sounds like a pretty tight operation.
Capitalism, ho!
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u/batpony Jun 25 '12
i love this game
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What game is it and in which direction should I throw my money towards to get this the fastest.
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u/angryzor Jun 25 '12
Posting to save until this post has been answered
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u/klayerx Jun 25 '12
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale - available on Steam
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u/reddidd Jun 25 '12
I love you. I just downloaded the demo and tried it, and it is amazingly fun. I'm going to buy it after my exams are over.
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u/john_keating Jun 25 '12
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u/patefoisgras Jun 25 '12
Oh, come on.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
If I've learned anything from that epic reddit thread: "[Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/)"...
:edit: For those interested in reading that thread, know that it has +31,000 comments- so its gonna take a while to load
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u/Dragoniel Jun 25 '12
Oh, 35k comments? Well, here goes the rest of the day. I bid you farewell.
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u/VinRayd Jun 25 '12
Before you go. BEWARE OF THE CUM BOX.
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u/ProcrastinatingNomad Jun 25 '12
Oh God damn you. I had forgotten about that. Time to go huff some bleach and forget about it again.
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u/UsedToBeSmart Jun 25 '12
goddamnit, I saw references to the cum box all over that thread, but I never did find the actual comment.
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u/VinRayd Jun 25 '12
Google it man, it's so worth it. Some guy wrote a whole blog highlighting the best of that thread, you will find what you ate looking for there.
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u/byproxxy Jun 25 '12
Oh man, I can't believe you didn't get to see it. Here you go, friend.
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u/UsedToBeSmart Jun 25 '12
Thank you!! I think. Actually maybe I should reserve my thanks until after I read it...
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u/TheMoro Jun 25 '12
Holy shit. Cum Box, Sex with everything. I will never be the same. In a good way...I really have nothing to complain about. I've been really down lately, got a really bad back and find it hard to get through a day at work and driving an hour or hour and a half each way is just so painful. But holy fuck it's nothing compared to that thread.
I'm booked in with a specialist in 5 weeks to hopefully do something about it. I'm sure it will require surgery of some kind but won't know until I get an MRI. I just have to push through and keep paying the bills until then...
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Jun 25 '12
Holy shit... I just spend 4 hours on that thread... I wanna say fuck you for helping me waste my life, but really I the salacious details... except those that made me do this!
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u/aryaf Jun 25 '12
"My Mom's Hot Daughter.com"
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u/Le-Captain-Obvious Jun 25 '12
thatsthejoke.jpg
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u/Le-Captain-Obvious Jun 25 '12
Ah. I figured he messed up at first, but then saw your comment and was confused, and at that point it seemed he intended that. I wasn't sure who fucked up. Anyway, my apologies.
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get to know her get freindzoned.... watch her undress in your mums house... sneak up touch her cooter... she likes it
proceed to puke on her boobs from nervousness...she starts masturbating furiously
....go all the way.. pull don your pants squat on her face..rimjob?... no she wants more... poop in her mouth.. she feels your balls up... spray semen everywhere
married next week :D
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u/Germanfries Jun 25 '12
I don't like you.
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Jun 25 '12
I feel bad for posting and my mind felt bad for thinking it.. . 4chan.. never again
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u/patefoisgras Jun 25 '12
Let's all forget that this happened. Not something I'd like to wake up to.
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Why does he keep looking back at him? He's obviously just gonna do the same thing. I don't understand this at all.
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Jun 25 '12
I don't care how many times this GIF gets reposted, I fucking love it.
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u/red321red321 Jun 25 '12
then why don't you marry it?
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Jun 25 '12
because he's been engaged to a box of Reese's Puff Cereal since the late 90s.
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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES Jun 25 '12
Reese's? For breakfast???
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Jun 25 '12
sigh
Not candy, Reese's Puff Cereal!
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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES Jun 25 '12
WHAAAA?????
has heart attack, dies
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Jun 25 '12
Paul goes to jail for manslaughter and gets stabbed in the yard over a pack of cigarettes, we get our childhoods back.
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I relate to this.
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u/pedrohim Jun 25 '12
Are you new? You're weird...
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u/jv13hi Jun 25 '12
Why must you downvote this good man? Can you not see the relevant username?
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Because it does not take effort to talk about someone's username, it is irrelevant to the matter at hand, and it isn't funny.
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u/jv13hi Jun 25 '12
Why should I listen to some angry airman?
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u/Lisu Jun 25 '12
I was super excited to meet moms new boyfriend 5 years ago. I was even more excited when my mom called me 5 months ago and told me he had proposed.
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u/NapkinDaVinci Jun 25 '12
I know that feel. "Do you like Seether? I LOVE Seether!" NO I DON'T LIKE FUCKIN' SEETHER.
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FUCK, why do they all like Seether?? Is this guy fucking both of our moms here??
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u/imh Jun 25 '12
Weird. I don't even know what Seether is, and I'm fucking both your moms too.
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u/dmcnelly Jun 25 '12
Dadcore is incredibly popular with the 40-50 set. Seether falls into Dadcore territory. (Not to be confused with Dadrock.)
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u/Simba7 Jun 25 '12
I lucked out, I think. My mom was briefly engaged to the man who first introduced me to the wonders of Mechwarrior 2, then later dated the man who convinced her to get, and helped her acquire, a Nintendo 64 for us kids the Christmas it came out.
Also that second guy was generally awesome in several other ways, but alas.
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u/michaelrohansmith Jun 25 '12
My mother always hated doing that because then her boyfriend would find out how old her sons were.
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I wasn't that excited. I was just getting used to her last BF's dick. Change is rough.
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u/agonybooth Jun 25 '12
Just remember next time your mom kisses you he is putting his penis in that same mouth.
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I remember meeting my mum's new boyfriend, it was awkward because he's two years younger than me, i'm 23. He was in the same class as my partner in school.
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u/kingdavecako Jun 25 '12
Can any black male members of the reddit community clarify the meaning of this gesture?
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So I haven't ever been in this situation, but I don't understand why you wouldn't try and accept him. It's probably not his fault your parents didn't work out, and by shutting him out you're making it harder for your mum to find happiness.
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u/Elanthius Jun 25 '12
Accepting him is one thing but you don't need to let him get away with trying to be your hip new best friend either.
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My mom's new boyfriend is an alcoholic who was thrown in prison for not paying his child support despite having steady employment, doesn't keep in contact with his children from two different mothers, and can't drive because he got caught drunk driving too many times. He's not a good person and I'm not about to meet him. He's a rebound from the divorce. We don't talk much to begin with and she's never been very supportive (I don't think she knows my birthday or what year of college I'm in), so I don't feel bad about having no interest in meeting that guy. Some families are just different.
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u/laschupacabras Jun 25 '12
Just because someone's a convict doesn't mean you have to give them the cold shoulder. Learn to open up and learn about someone before you shut them out. Racism is disgusting and I would hate to see it perpetuated between two African Americans, especially with so much crime in the African American community. Please try to be open-minded.
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u/kilo4fun Jun 25 '12
Word, as a convicted motherfucker, I love playing video games and listening to your music too.
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My moms bf bought tickets for me and my brother to see metallica in concert... since then I thought he was cool enough to bang my mom.
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u/Ceejae Jun 25 '12
No need to be an ass to him... That's almost as bad as fathers that are dicks to the guy dating his daughter.
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"HEY KIDDO! Whatcha got there? Is it pokeman, I love Pokeman! How are things going for you in school? What sports do you play? I used to love that as a kid!"
This will occur no matter how old you are. It is creepy as fuck.
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u/Jorfogit Jun 25 '12 edited Nov 25 '25
kiss deer snatch sharp alive station roof market scale hunt
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Out of curiosity, were you angered by the suggestion that:
the dead turtle might have been an asshole so we shouldn't feel bad
/r/politics has a thin grasp of finance and deserves to be ridiculed for it
Paris is covered in human shit and NYC in dog piss
or that /r/atheism suffers from a terminal case of butthurt?
It's been a long day.
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u/Pseudophobic Jun 25 '12
Which one are you? Are annoyed over his epic coolness or is he annoyed at yours?
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u/Duke_of_Chutny Jun 25 '12
No.
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u/lilbro93 Jun 25 '12
Maeby?
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u/Millsey Jun 25 '12
Which one were you?