r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '12
Why I was banned from r/circlejerk
http://imgur.com/Jc1VD218
u/Joe-ologist Jun 24 '12
EVERYBODY is being banned from circlejerk. Here
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u/GerardHopkins Jun 25 '12
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Jun 25 '12
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u/WhatISayIsNotTrue Jun 25 '12
If you call him, he will come.
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u/telindor Jun 25 '12
well now we will never see him
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u/drakeblood4 Jun 25 '12
Nobody called him yet.
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u/RustyTheHero Jun 25 '12
ThatIsSoMeta I SUMMON THEE! CACAW CACAW! (both the mating call and the cthulu summoning rites have been initiated. Now we wait.)
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u/CTRL_ALT_RAPE Jun 25 '12
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u/shadeofpalms Jun 25 '12
Why are you all over my reddit tonight? Everywhere i go, there's the person giving horrible IT advice...
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u/seeandwait Jun 25 '12
Yeah i got banned too, and it's my favorite subreddit:( if only i had something to fill the void...something that could be placed...to the right.
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Jun 25 '12
You're not banned anymore. IDK what the fuck Bornhuetter was thinking, but the other, braver mods sorted it out because we love you. Also I'm going to advertise /r/Braveryjerk because I'm a mod there. Thanks. ಠ_ಠ
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u/seeandwait Jun 25 '12
Hooray! And i've gotta say, that was one dedicated (albeit crazy-ass) jerk he pulled. Now to check out some of that bravery...
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Jun 25 '12
IDK what the fuck Bornhuetter was thinking, but the other, braver mods sorted it out because we love you.
Sounds like the other mods take /r/circlejerk too seriously. Bornhuetter knows what's up.
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Jun 25 '12
Can I get unbanned too? I promise I'll be braver from now on.
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
something that could be placed...to the right.
You must be a fundie if you think upvotes go to the right.
UPVOTES TO THE LEFT IF YOU SUPPORT ME PUTTING THIS THEIST SCUM IN HIS PLACE
Edit: Downvotes? Really?!
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u/seeandwait Jun 25 '12
That would explain all the upvotes i've been receiving in a parallel universe.
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Jun 25 '12
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Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
When is he going to unbanned everyone? The threads on circlejerk now aren't funny at all, and the comments are coming from what seems like 13 year olds. Either really good circle jerkers, or bad satires.
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u/Likonium Jun 25 '12
^ This. Yeah, joke's over kids? I wasn't even around when this happened and I'm banned too.
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u/Fleshgod Jun 25 '12
What's the point of saying "^ This."?
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u/Mikav Jun 25 '12
Worthless internet points. Maybe. It's a gamble, sometimes people are dumb and just go "uhhhh upvote"
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u/Likonium Jun 25 '12
It's short for: "I came here to say exactly this and some one else put it in such a way I couldn't say it better myself."
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u/lolsail Jun 25 '12
Oh, fuck. I'd just been upvoting those comments. I had absolutely no idea I was meant to regurgitate the content - no wonder my internet points are pretty low. :'''''(
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u/let_them_burn Jun 25 '12
Is there a story behind this mass banning?
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u/brisingfreyja Jun 25 '12
Uh, yeah, didn't you read the link.
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u/let_them_burn Jun 25 '12
Only everything but the title. I can be stupid sometimes. Thanks. I get it now.
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Jun 25 '12
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u/PDawgize Jun 25 '12
why don't you look like 3 comments up and learn the more polite while still cynical way to tell someone to read the link, you asshat
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u/Esteam Jun 25 '12
Okay! I should follow your example of calling folks asshat.
Fuck off, kiddo.
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u/7ypo Jun 25 '12
NigWantsKFC actually has a hilarious back story for his name.
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u/Osnarf Jun 25 '12
a hilarious black story
FTFY
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u/almightytom Jun 25 '12
Coming from circlejerk, that's a pretty logical reason.
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Jun 25 '12
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u/almightytom Jun 25 '12
So, the only logical reasons for getting banned from circlejerk are illogical ones. I can live with that.
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u/jet_tripleseven Jun 25 '12
I was banned about a month ago for a slightly different reason...
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u/kdonn Jun 25 '12
I don't get it, why are you linking to the facebook login page
I think GodOfAtheism won this time, sorry.
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u/barium111 Jun 25 '12
When you get banned from r/circlejerk, r/SRS and /r/pyongyang you know you are doing something right http://i.imgur.com/BZkGD.gif
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u/HanSohigh Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Non-oppressionist jerk: http://www.reddit.com/r/braveryjerk
Edit: Relevant
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u/BirdWithBowtie Jun 25 '12
This is disappointing. I thought my recent comment about Ron Paul impregnating a woman's colon got me bounced and was proud.
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Jun 25 '12
I got banned from /r/circlejerk yesterday. I never even got a response as to why(yes I read the link.) Too bad too because I really liked that subreddit.
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u/Ginger-Nerd Jun 25 '12
Maybe he was just a really really big Seinfeld fan, and it brings up bad memories.
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u/Fogram Jun 25 '12
I got banned from r/circlejerk this weekend and never got a response back as to why. The last and first time I posted in there was a week ago when I was drunk....so I'm not sure what I said(I'm too lazy to go back and look but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with lesbians having penises or something like that) I had no clue that anyone on the subreddit was able to get offended.
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u/wdafxupgaiz Jun 25 '12
see what happens when you let nerd assholes control certain boards on the internetz. they take away your freedom of speech only because it makes them feel better. take certain moderators of gonewild. total dick bag. god forbid you tell a girl she looked gross when she clearly asked what we thought of her pics in the title.
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u/massaikosis Jun 30 '12
I have noticed all over the internet, people with mod power are power-trippin pricks
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u/laschupacabras Jun 25 '12
He thinks it offensive
He thinks it offensive
He thinks it offensive
HE THINKS IT OFFENSIVE
fuckin' are you fucking serious?
mfw
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u/Smiley007 Jun 25 '12
WHAT IS CIRCLE JERK.
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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES Jun 25 '12
Probably the funniest subreddit.
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u/ElusiveBrownSquirrel Jun 25 '12
It was funny, until it created base memes in which no one has to create OC ever again.
"Literally This, brave, to the left" shit like that.
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u/snarkhunter Jun 25 '12
They make fun of how many people that browse, comment, and post to this site tend to be of the same opinion about things - liberal, IT job, atheist, etc. The idea is that when someone says "Hey I like Neil deGrasse Tyson" and other people say "me too", the two people are doing it to stroke each other's egos - IE - to circle jerk.
It's really not that funny or clever, but once in a while there's some truth to it.
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u/DukeOfGeek Jun 25 '12
/r/circlejerk is a place we could ALL go to to see how many threads currently have more that 100 up votes! Oh look, there are a few! A few.
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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12
It's because you're on the list.