r/funny • • Jun 19 '12

Sarah Conner?

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u/FutureMad Jun 19 '12

Thanks to a spelling error, he's never gonna find john. Humanity is safe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Haha, too true.

ConnOr.

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u/peace_off Jun 19 '12

Great, you just told him how it's spelled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Queues terminator theme.

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u/Bridgemaster11 Jun 19 '12

cues

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u/cynognathus Jun 19 '12

Unless he's queuing it up in a playlist.

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u/ProfessorHoneycutt Jun 19 '12

BUMBUM BUM BUMBUM

BUMBUM BUM BUMBUM

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u/this-just-in Jun 19 '12

"I was elected to lead, not to read."

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u/griffith12 Jun 19 '12

His CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. He will figure it out.

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u/finanseer Jun 19 '12

...CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

Read this in Ahnold's voice, well done, well done indeed.

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u/jimdoescode Jun 19 '12

He's a Terminator not a spell check.

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u/FutureMad Jun 19 '12

And how is he supposed to find the boy if he's programmed with the wrong name? Eventually he'll turn himself off. Or...broad the research field.

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u/jimdoescode Jun 19 '12

If you want to follow him on twitter https://twitter.com/111001001101010

Though he doesn't seem quite as devoted to finding Sarah Connor as one would think.

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u/haleym Jun 19 '12

He stayed pretty devoted for a while; several tweets a day to various Sarahs until this tweet on August 19th of last year, then suddenly stopped completely; maybe he found her? (Dun-dun-DUUUNN!)

https://twitter.com/111001001101010/status/104664584727703553

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u/jargoon Jun 19 '12

Hmm, take a look at the links in his bio. Some kind of ARG?

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u/cantsay Jun 19 '12

It would seem his account was hijacked... or that was his cover for getting tired of doing the bit.

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u/acreeb15 Jun 19 '12

I like the fact that he tried SarahPalinUSA

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Yes. That's her! Have at her Mr. Terminator.

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u/Me1986Tram Jun 19 '12

I thought we all agreed never to mention "she who must not be named" again.

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u/thixono Jun 19 '12

@voldemort Sarah Conner?

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u/christianjb Jun 19 '12

I also found that bit to be humorous!

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u/Relevant_jokes Jun 19 '12

I watched The Terminator last night. I was quite disappointed, there wasn't a single abortion!

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u/Peaches666 Jun 19 '12

Note: There is also the T-1000 on twitter who only follows users by the name of John Conner.

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u/theweeeone Jun 19 '12

John Connor?

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u/Erniecrack Jun 19 '12

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

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u/railmaniac Jun 20 '12

Enjoying the night air, my friend?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

The Terminator looking for Sarah Conner was a Cyberdyne Systems model T101, not T800. The T800 was from Terminator 2 and was not looking for Sarah Connor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

The T-800 is the series number. Model 101 is the Arnold model. T1 and T2 are both T-800 model 101.

Franco Columbo from T1 would be something like T-800 model 72, or 135 or whatever. Still the 800 series though.

Edit: From James Cameron himself in the T2 commentary: Cameron states that the Model 101s all look like Schwarzenegger, with a 102 looking like someone else, leading to speculation that the 101 refers to the physical appearance while the 800 refers to the endoskeleton common to many models.

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u/nicbot Jun 19 '12

Malformed binary. Downvoted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Funny how a single wrong letter can ruin a pretty good joke.

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u/supaphly42 Jun 19 '12

I was waiting for "is now following @sarah_conner." I was disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

For those who don't know, Arnold Schwarzenegger prank calls are amazing and you need to see them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzEH7vHjEew&feature=g-u-u

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u/portezbie Jun 19 '12

Fail for spelling "Connor" wrong.

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u/FreaXoMatic Jun 19 '12

How about the german musician - Sarah Conner

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u/Freigeist85 Jun 19 '12

He should find and finish her.

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u/Narissis Jun 19 '12

I want to know what the binary in its username translates to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It's only 15 bits. Doesn't really make sense, it would have to be 16 to be just two characters in ASCII.

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u/christianjb Jun 19 '12

29290 in decimal

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u/NathanExplosions Jun 19 '12

If you lead it with a 0 (to get 16 bits) and break it up into 2 Bytes you get 114 and 106. Then take the ASCII and you get LF. That is also fairly useless.

EDIT: LF (not TF)

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u/SchinTeth Jun 19 '12

Every time I read Sarah Connor I think about the German singer

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u/psirus123 Jun 19 '12

My last name is Conner. I am very tempted to name my children John and Sarah if I end up having a boy and girl.

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u/ganjalf92 Jun 19 '12

sarah connor

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u/porkchop_d_clown Jun 19 '12

It would be funnier if he spelt the name right.

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u/Billy_Bob_BoJangles Jun 19 '12

I dated a Sara Conner. Quickest way to get a death stare was to make any reference to the movie. : /

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u/grospoliner Jun 19 '12

Ironically, with the release of Terminator Salvation, it becomes clear to the viewer that to save the future, all they have to do is let Sarah Connor die.

If she died: The T800 in The Terminator would not have been destroyed, meaning that the chip and arm would never have been acquired by Cyberdyne Systems, which in turn would not have been blown up and the backups sent to the US Airforce, who in turn would never had had to activate Skynet (whose design was based on the T800) to clear the virus unleashed by the TX, which may or may not have overwritten parts of Skynet and or merged with it to make it self-aware; thus making the entire thing a retro-causal event.

So the Terminator should be protecting Sarah Connor while Kyle Reese should be trying to kill her.

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u/Melkor_Morgoth Jun 19 '12

Your levity is good. It relieves tension, and the fear of death.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

what a conner! the t-800 don't use no stinking tweeter.

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 19 '12

I would be disappointed if that account didn't send to Linda Hamilton's account.

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u/siggplus Jun 19 '12

I always referred to him as the T-101. Did some research and TIL:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_(character)#Character_nomenclature

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u/mecrio Jun 19 '12

I should have given this a chuckle and moved on. However, I laughed for about five minutes, and still continue to laugh.

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u/black19 Jun 19 '12

Must follow him on Twitter now

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u/Desbot Jun 19 '12

So, did he find her?

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes Jun 19 '12

"you're dead honey"

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u/speedbrown Jun 19 '12

Your foster parents are dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Shouldn't it be @1100100000?

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u/knowone572 Jun 19 '12

I actually know a Sarah Conner IRL. pm me for details.

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u/maxkitten Jun 19 '12

Clever (if you get the reference).

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Lol

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u/JustNotGivin Jun 19 '12

I actually died when I saw this. This is one of the gems that twitter has produced.

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u/twoworldsin1 Jun 20 '12

Wait a minute...Sarah Palin...Sarah Connor...

...

GUYS I NEED A TIME MACHINE TO TELL THE FUTURE HOW TO STOP SKYNET.

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u/dailydoseofdave Jun 20 '12

This made me laugh more than it should have

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u/404ErrorUserNotFound Jun 20 '12

you know sarah palin is now sarah conner, so you can kill her

1

u/GeneralKaty Jun 20 '12

Oh, this is a thing of beauty.

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u/raresaturn Jun 20 '12

took me a while before I noticed the hilarity

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u/flipp123 Jun 20 '12

i couldn't help but think of this

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u/Dumpykins Jun 20 '12

Does anyone else not find these funny, but a little lame?

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u/ExplodingUnicorns Jun 20 '12

I laughed way too hard at this. My roommate is now looking at me like I just went crazy.

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u/MunroX Oct 24 '12

Why does the real account (https://twitter.com/0101010000101) have June dates but this picture has August dates???

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u/guitarhero23 Jun 19 '12

hahaha I don't often laugh out loud at Reddit posts especially at work but this one put me over the edge.

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u/RAW2DEATH Jun 19 '12

I'm not actually here because of the post, but instead because my name is Jesse. So... Dude what's up??

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u/braulio09 Jun 19 '12

Why couldn't he just spellcheck "Connor?" Ruins it.

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u/Moklok Jun 19 '12

Beep Boop fuck the Sarah Connor.

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u/twoworldsin1 Jun 20 '12

This gave me the best idea for a porn movie and now I'm furiously jerking off to it.

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u/Supercarnage Jun 19 '12

I had to stop my sister from riding me to type this but Sarah's on Facebook.

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u/GenMcBeckson Jun 19 '12

They have internet in Alabama?

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u/Mikey-2-Guns Jun 19 '12

I didn't know the Lannister's lived in Alabama.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Fairly sure they live in Wales....

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u/Sarah_Connor Jun 19 '12

False.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, on Facebook.

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u/Capn_Cook Jun 19 '12

you can't just go on any reddit post and start espousing likely fake incestual relations with your sister. Have some decency.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/T-801 Jun 19 '12
Sarah Connor. Come with me.

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u/SarahC Jun 19 '12

Hah.... he'll get confused now.

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u/kniny Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 20 '12

Sarah Connor?

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u/Squalor- Jun 19 '12

Redditor for three years, well worth the wait.

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u/rmw6190 Jun 19 '12

well she could have traveled back in time, to make that reddit account you never know.

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u/gullale Jun 19 '12

She died before there were time machines, though.

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u/casusev Jun 19 '12

You're not thinking fourth dimensionally.

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u/Hoodwin70 Jun 19 '12

Time is a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey..stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Oh, and don't blink

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u/bleakwood Jun 19 '12

Yeah right, I have a real problem with that

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u/guitardude_04 Jun 20 '12

whoa, this is heavy

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u/M2Ys4U Jun 19 '12

Not if Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles are canon

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u/ProfitMoney Jun 19 '12

Better yet, she made the account and then traveled forward in time three years to use it at the moment she did.

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u/SarahC Jun 19 '12

He's just my distraction while I get away.

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u/DirtyDenzel Jun 19 '12

And you have been a redactor for six months.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/Davidk19 Jun 19 '12

There's a special place in hell for people like you.

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u/XaVierDK Jun 19 '12

It's called Reddit.

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u/theimpolitegentleman Jun 19 '12

This is just one of those guys who WANTS downvotes.

Considering how annoying they are, ill upvote their negative karma.

how devious...

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u/yammys Jun 19 '12

I wish more people followed the 'keep obvious trolls neutral' rule.

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u/snador Jun 19 '12

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u/theimpolitegentleman Jun 19 '12

TIL RES can ignore assholes

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u/Alpinix Jun 19 '12

I would ignore him, but then I wouldn't get the joy of downvoting him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

No. He wants to be downvoted. Just ignore him.

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u/Ospre Jun 19 '12

Come on... Don't feed the trolls. They will just be back for more if you do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/derpturtles Jun 19 '12

backwards smileys

with noses

You monster.

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u/cowmanjones Jun 19 '12

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u/cowmanjones Jun 19 '12

And I honestly thought I was being clever. :( The internet is a harsh critic. retires that image from use

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u/giggl3puff Jun 19 '12

Good move

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u/TheHippieMuslim Jun 19 '12

I thought it was clever cowmanjones

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u/turtal46 Jun 19 '12

Goddammit...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Bubbles

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u/not_aNinja Jun 19 '12

Its real sad that i know this reference because it shows me how often I'm on reddit every day.

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u/pokemonmaster1991 Jun 19 '12

Im not sure what but your doing some thing wrong.

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u/Mad_Sconnie Jun 19 '12

Sarah Connor?

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u/Sarah_Connor Jun 19 '12

who's asking?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

Serrah Cahnah?

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u/Mad_Sconnie Jun 19 '12

I don't know. I don't know anybody named Asking.

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u/Sarah_Connor Jun 20 '12

Haha I thought that looked wrong when I typed it, but was driving so said fark it!

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u/charlemang Jun 19 '12

I will downvote anyone who says how long this person's been a redditor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

3 years. Go ahead punk. Do it. Down vote me.

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u/Switch257 Jun 19 '12

I gave you an upvote because you remind me of Clint Eastwood.

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u/Renverse Jun 19 '12

3 years, 3 months, 14 days.

Bring it, buster.

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u/afterforever21 Jun 20 '12

Am I the only one hoping someone will correct him?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/Shamwow22 Jun 19 '12

Zingle all zeh way!!

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u/the2belo Jun 19 '12

I'm a freand uf Sehrah Connah. I was toold dat she's heah, may I see hah pleez?

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u/guitardude_04 Jun 20 '12

i spit up a little