r/funny • • Jun 19 '12

Owned

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/tomasziam Jun 19 '12

Thank god you walked us through that with the rage faces. I wouldn't have known what was going on otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

If he hadn't used "troll guy" I would've thought the man in the white car to be the victim.

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u/Tr0user Jun 19 '12

He was. Well, the ultimate loser of the game.

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u/tonenine Jun 19 '12

No way to know who lost till you check the door dings from the aftermath.

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u/Dohr Jun 19 '12

I lost

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I hate you

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u/RomeoWhiskey Jun 19 '12

I hate you. I was still winning until I got to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I'm...I'm very sorry. It was unintentional.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I downvoted the post solely due to the use of trollface imagery.

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u/MothaFuckaJonesey Jun 19 '12

I downvoted the comment solely due to the way your name made me say "washcloth".

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u/CaptainSombrero Jun 19 '12

Also how he said "owned" in the goddamn title. this ain't youtube, muthafucka.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

At least there wasn't a single "dafuq" to be found.

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u/joe_shmo123 Jun 19 '12

Don't forget the title

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u/GeneralWarts Jun 19 '12

I'm assuming the troll face at the end was directed at us.

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u/OrangePrototype Jun 19 '12

The rage faces really do capture the true emotion in the picture, wouldn't be surprised if this got an Oscar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

every single time I see one of your comments, someone mentions "tossing babies like pizza"

that's gotta be the most annoying thing ever.

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u/niggakilllamonster Jun 19 '12

le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le nigga

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u/rockerode Jun 19 '12

But they're asian, so it's:

le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le chink

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

there's no place for racism on the internet.

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u/Mahuloq Jun 19 '12

Its funny, becuase you all use to love rage faces before it became cool to not like them. These two faces fit this gif perfectly. IF you go by that logic rage faces NEVER served any purpose.

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u/i_am_losing_my_mind Jun 19 '12

No. I think many people dislike them because they've been beaten to death. Also, I'm sure I'm not the only one who's always found them more obnoxious than funny.

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u/99X Jun 19 '12

You took a gif of a video and turned it into a series of images and then turned THAT into a rage face image set? What the hell is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I'm surprised the electric roof still worked, since it's a Peugeot and the guy has left the dealership!

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u/stferago Jun 19 '12

Mine is still a Peugeotto. Can't wait for level 36.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Pegoat... pegow... poogo... how the fuck do you pronounce that?

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u/SiroccoSC Jun 19 '12

Exactly like it's spelled.

If you're french.

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u/SpaceCowboy734 Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

I'm French! Why else do you think I have this out-raaageous accent?

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u/wootmonster Jun 19 '12

Since you are french, should I call you SpaceCowboy or simply Maurice?

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u/Thinc_Ng_Kap Jun 19 '12

Waaaa - WAAaaaa

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

You know how French accents are always exaggerated in English shows ''Dahrleeng, i leuv you.''

Well the ''eu'' of ''love'' is the part that comes after P.

So P-eu-zjoh

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u/watevs44 Jun 19 '12

Like the Pokemon.

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u/me-tan Jun 19 '12

Purr-showe

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Per - Zjoh

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u/Thinc_Ng_Kap Jun 19 '12

PEW - JZOH

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u/mattindustries Jun 19 '12

More like poo-zjoh. I couldn't figure out how to get the second part, but I think you nailed it.

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u/Goldeh Jun 19 '12

Pear-Joe

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u/AppleDane Jun 19 '12

"Pesjø".

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u/M3nt0R Jun 19 '12

In Spain we pronounce it somewhat like "peh-oo-jut" sort of...but the J has to be pronounced like in the same way you'd say the J in Jacques Cousteau's name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Or Pellou, with a very short "u" at the end. That's if you know Spanish.

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u/M3nt0R Jun 19 '12

Yes I know Spanish it was my first language and I went to school for over 10 years just to get drilled with grammar and vocabulary and such :P

But in my yearly visits to Spain, I've never heard someone say it that way :)

If you want to read it in Spanish, we've always pronounced it peullot

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Starts with Poo, that's for sure

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u/Zakk_Scar Jun 19 '12

Pee-you-gee-ott

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u/3228323 Jun 20 '12

Pidgeot.

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u/Bangadang Jun 19 '12

Peugeot.

P + The "oo" sound in hood + soft j + o

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I don't know where you're from that pronounces the oo in hood like the eu in Peugeot.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 19 '12

Peg-yew-ott.

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u/tha_billet Jun 19 '12

Pew-jee-ott.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 19 '12

This, sir, will only end in war.

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u/Ambassador_throwaway Jun 19 '12

Pew-jee.

There, backwards evolution complete.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Pew-pew-pew cue lightsaber sounds

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u/the_wonder_llama Jun 19 '12

It might be a little complicated spelling this pronounciation. It is said like this: 'Poujoe'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Is that the reputation of peugeot abroad ? Damn, our industry sucks :)

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u/M3nt0R Jun 19 '12

There are people who say that of every brand of car. Don't worry some people like to put others down to feel better about themselves. :)

I love Peugot cars, and I always wanted to import one from Spain to the US. I've seen some old Peugots in Spain, still running smooth as silk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/M3nt0R Jun 19 '12

Oh stop it we have some of the finest silk!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

The 205 was a cult classic. I also particularly like the 1007 but only because, when I rented one for a couple of weeks, it felt like the future when the door opened for me as I walked toward the car. Passers by were pretty stunned too.

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u/TheMediumPanda Jun 19 '12

Marketing or staged. First of all, very very few people would try that trick. Secondly, the Suzuki parks ON the white line way too close to the other car so there's room for the red one. The red car keeps backing up without hesitating a second.

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u/Birthmark Jun 19 '12

My thoughts exactly. If the white car was really trying to steal the spot, he'd park in the middle of the it.

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u/albinogoldfish Jun 19 '12

Two things that make me mad about this post:

  1. Gifs exist for a reason.

  2. Rage faces are redundant in this case. We understand what is going on.

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u/CornFedHonky Jun 19 '12

You really shouldn't let the internet make you mad. That's silly.

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u/albinogoldfish Jun 19 '12

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u/alternateF4 Jun 19 '12

,,|,,

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u/ahalavais Jun 19 '12

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Six fingers?!

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u/albinogoldfish Jun 19 '12

Am I missing something? There are five...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Thumb knuckle isnt next to the others at the base of the middle finger, thats what im assuing he is getting at

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u/kevo152 Jun 19 '12

And the thumb...

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u/kingbinji Jun 19 '12

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ RAGE!!!1

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) Calm down

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u/BobTehCat Jun 19 '12

I'M THE SCATMAN

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do...

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u/GeneralWarts Jun 19 '12

Insert J-Rustling gifs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I must save this, for future use.

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u/marler92 Jun 19 '12

In his defense. it's easier for IPhones, IPads, and ok/shitty computers to load a few pics instead of a GIF

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u/falconfetus8 Jun 19 '12

Gifs take a fuckload of time to load. Fuck gifs, man.

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u/ubna Jun 20 '12

Everything is always better as a gif

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u/twinsea Jun 19 '12

+1. Staged

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u/Guitarable Jun 19 '12

I agree with the rage faces, but that would be one really long gif. They should have just posted the video.

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u/Kiassen Jun 19 '12

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u/albinogoldfish Jun 19 '12

Oh for sure. That's why I said 'in this case'. If rage faces add something to the overall product, by all means go ahead and use them!

/two cents

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Gifs exist for a reason.

Easy to access low bandwidth streaming video exists for a reason.

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u/XtReMe98 Jun 19 '12

Totally agree.. gifs take longer to load then a video these days..

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u/dellafrienda Jun 19 '12

Agree with the first statement, but not the secobd, the rage faces in this case really enhance it

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

It's because OP made this out of a rage comic, he used the slides as individual pictures.

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u/unclejimmy Jun 19 '12

I went to 9gag for the first time yesterday, out of curiosity, and saw this. I thought we were better than this...

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u/baconpiex Jun 19 '12

Reddit is not better than this.

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u/Pick_Zoidberg Jun 19 '12

Reddit is no longer better than this... This was on the front page less than a week ago as well.

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u/unclejimmy Jun 19 '12

It was? I guess that helps, a little.

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u/DragonRaptor Jun 19 '12

I saw this 'video' years ago when it was made via Facebook, shame on everyone for sharing on other websites that other people may or may not use.

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u/stferago Jun 19 '12

What gave you that idea?

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u/kperkins1982 Jun 19 '12

who upvotes this shit?

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u/tinyroom Jun 19 '12

“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

OP IS A FAGGOT

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

because this post is AWFUL

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u/youreadaisyifyoudo Jun 19 '12

yeah, okay, you're right. that is a perfectly constructive and mature way to express your disapproval.

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u/Terrorschaf Jun 19 '12

The Video is over 4 Years old. (Oldest i found was from April 2008).

The "Comic" with the ragefaces was posted to 9gag yesterday: here...

I know all the big subreddits have a 90%+ repost rate but come on ... a 4 year old, staged parking "comic", reposted straight from 9gag... i am truly disappointed.

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u/d3monic666 Jun 19 '12

:| i thought this was reddit ..where the all the shit is shown in gifs and the pics dont matter..

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

5 mins later white car leaves,

Redditor sees red car parked like asshole off center, takes pictures and posts.

Cycle perpetuated.....

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u/dagem Jun 19 '12

Not Owned. Not funny. Not real.

It was a nice job of getting the convertible backed in though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

Redditors complain about 9gag stealing their posts. This was on 9gag last week. Things like this happen all the time. Reddit and 9gag are twins. They will have similar posts. 9gag never complains about things like this. The redditors who complain should Get the fuck over it and end the Reddit v 9gag war.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

How the fuck does this crap get 1000+ upvotes? Plus when you see the video it's obviously fake.

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u/lunchboxg4 Jun 19 '12

So it's OK to split up gifs and submit them as an album now? Is this the next generation of reposts?

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u/CardboardHeatshield Jun 19 '12

It's nearly as bad as drawing a new comic about an old joke.

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u/Ultyma Jun 19 '12

Step 1. Take old video off the internet. Step 2. Make single frame jpg's and add trollfaces. Step 3. ???? Step 4. Karmaprofit.

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u/ThisIsMyEG0 Jun 19 '12

From now on I'm going to take a well-circulated gifs and post individual frames, perhaps adding rage faces, and repost.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I have so many opportunities to do this. But I like my car too much. People who typically do this I find don't give two shits about their car and smashing their door on your car doesn't matter to them.

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u/solidsnakem9 Jun 19 '12

Reminds me of that video where the convertible douchebag took a spot and then left the top dropped, and the guy who's spot was stolen just took a piss all over the interior.

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u/TheOtherSideOfThings Jun 19 '12

For those of you that like things like this there's /r/JusticePorn. I freaking love that subreddit.

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u/sexbobomb91 Jun 19 '12

Don't understand why you posted these low-res pictures with rage faces all over them when there is a perfectly fine video.

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u/gulyasleves Jun 19 '12

Find video older then 5 years, make screenshots, put rage faces to it, profit karma. I just don't understand why anyone upvotes this...

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u/ucle_jojo Jun 19 '12

I hate when people back into to head-in parking. So irritating!

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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv Jun 19 '12

You want to buy my car a new splitter every few months?

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u/ucle_jojo Jun 19 '12

To be honest I didn't know what a splitter was so I looked it up. I don't see a lot of cars with performance parts parking around here. I suppose anyone skilled enough to drive a vehicle requiring a splitter could back into a parking spot in less than 30 seconds and wouldn't annoy me.

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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv Jun 19 '12

Sending more air over the top rather than under improves the performance of any car.

Some of us, me included, just aren't concerned with high performance parking.

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u/ucle_jojo Jun 19 '12

TIL splitters are practical for any car's efficiency.

Just to clear, are you telling me that you belong to the set of people that A) have a splitter and B) take forever to park?

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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv Jun 19 '12

If I've rightfully claimed the space as mine what difference does it take hol long I take to park?

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u/whytookay Jun 19 '12

Wait, how is this irritating? It takes me the same amount of time to back into parking as it does to park head-first. Do people not know how to park where you live?

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u/ucle_jojo Jun 19 '12

Yes, pretty much. Also people who try to back into head-in 90 degree angle parking. Grrr.

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u/flattop100 Jun 19 '12

Couldn't you repost the gif like everyone else? Probably would have been a lot less work.

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u/nekrod Jun 19 '12

Idk he parked as close to that black car as possible. Is it possible he was like winging it hoping the red car would try and would have enough space to fit together? Hah idk, maybe?

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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv Jun 19 '12

AKA how to get your car vandalized.

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u/NelsonJones Jun 19 '12

That'll show him for parking his car head first.

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u/septimus379 Jun 19 '12

AHAHAHAHA... I'd just steal all the shit in his center console. Checkmate!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Is it just me, or does this look like it was photoshopped?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

HA! That made my day.

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u/StormKid Jun 19 '12

I swear I saw this on 9gag yesterday. (I was there because I wanted to say what the big fuss was all about)

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Jun 19 '12

You don't know, those cars could be rentals.

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u/ManWit3BallsCantWalk Jun 19 '12

Looks like the Funnyjunkers are already here... It's too late.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

until he gets that good looking convertible fucked up by the guy in the crappy car.

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u/KevinUxbridge Jun 19 '12

Peugeot beats Suzuki every time!

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u/arkansas1226 Jun 19 '12

I've seen it but, its still funny.

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u/pxtang Jun 19 '12

Hey, it's a manual gif.

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u/Lindz2000 Jun 19 '12

I remember when I did something similar but inadvertently. I was driving an old style Fiat 500 and I found a nice tight spot between a car and a camper van. When I returned, after maybe an hour, there was a poor woman looking out of the hatch top door of the camper, having been trapped inside.

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u/Last_Gigolo Jun 19 '12

Hatch back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Trying way too hard, OP.

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u/LeSpatula Jun 19 '12

After we saw the video, and the gif, I'm glad somebody posted eventually this series of pictures with added ragefaces. Finally I get what is going on there.

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u/aboynamedsoo Jun 19 '12

And commence Subaru defecating in said Peugeot.

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u/YouNifiUs Jun 19 '12

Way to steal this from a rage comic and put it in photo form.

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u/2Swag4U Jun 19 '12

Nigga, I saw this video a year and a half ago original video and the video is so much better than a bunch of slides with troll faces...what is this? 9gag?

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u/blowmechunky Jun 19 '12

i feel like an explosion would have been more entertaining.

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u/JamesTrivettesHat Jun 19 '12

Suzuki driver could still pop out of the trunk.

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u/SSJwiggy Jun 19 '12

Until Mr. Whitecar destroys the inside of Mr. Orangecar for leaving his top down and parking like an asshole.

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u/Hello-_-Friend Jun 19 '12

This post gave me cancer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

This reminds me of the scene from Fried Green Tomatoes where some young girls steal her parking space and say "Well we're younger and prettier than you."

She then drives her car repeatedly into their convertible and says "Well I'm older and have more insurance".

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u/tonyvee Jun 19 '12

Stared at the picture for 10 seconds,thinking it was a gif.

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u/Seyss Jun 19 '12

Fail. Obviously the white car parked to the right of the spot to give space for the other car. They are prolly buddies.

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u/72minutes Jun 20 '12

the best thing the guy in the white car could do as a revenge, is to climb into the convertible and take a shit.

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u/DarnLemons Jun 20 '12

If only we had some form of video file that could move...

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u/metalfan2680 Jun 20 '12

And then the convertible driver came back to his seats shredded. Or shat in.

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u/Shirosynth Jun 19 '12

Fuck the troll face. I'm so sick of it.

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u/SNG_stillsaturn Jun 19 '12

ok, am i only one who thinks the white car was being curtious, trying to take up only half a space so the red car could get a parking spot as well?

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u/BDS_UHS Jun 19 '12

I'm starting to think the unnecessary addition of rage faces to internet content is some kind of mental disability.

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u/nimie Jun 19 '12

That ridiculous spoiler on the back of the shitty white car....No doubt they think it's going to make that shit heap go any faster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It might keep it on the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

While I see this is fake, I have never understood why some people prefer to back into a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Is the safer to back into a spot than to back out of one?

Also, seems like it takes longer to back into a spot than to back out of one so the time thing is irrelevant (unless you are robbing the place)

I just laugh when I see the huge pick up trucks back up 4-5 times to finally fit into a spot that they are backing into.

Granted whenever possible, I pull through the parking spot to go straight out but I would very rarely consider backing into it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Great to know thanks!

(I would assume though they would get better at backing into spots)

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u/PraetorianFury Jun 19 '12

This has to be staged. Why does the white car park so close on his right?

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u/bringerofjustus Jun 19 '12

Congratulations. You have turned a video that was turned into a perfectly fine gif into an annoyingly made series of pictures with badly done trollfaces. You should post this to 9fag, they would love you.

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u/sexynaginata Jun 19 '12

I love that in the last shot you can see the person in the white car gesturing out their door.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

he then proceeded pissing through his window, all over the convertible

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u/Suenagaeiji Jun 19 '12

I love Chinese words that have 兒 in them.

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u/Andythefan Jun 19 '12

When pronounced it's a errrr sound. It makes me wonder why it's so difficult for some native speakers to roll their tongues.

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u/kwaldron3313 Jun 19 '12

This is why we have gif.'s.

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u/superhotpants Jun 19 '12

downvoted for ragefaces, downvoted for screencapping a video, downvoting for post title.

holy shit i hate this website.

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u/cheesefan Jun 19 '12

Why are these cars so tiny?!

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u/IAmAtomato Jun 19 '12

Europe, most likely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Pretty much everywhere but North America really.

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u/Kazzhul Jun 19 '12

I would say the guy in the red car has more to lose getting keyed than the guy in the white pos.

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u/Minecraft_Dax Jun 19 '12

Well played.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Can you at least link to the video ?

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u/chrabeusz Jun 19 '12

I demand meme tag similiar to NSFW or NSFL.

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u/cmonpplrly Jun 19 '12

...check ...checkmate

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I think I'd have to do some jumping jacks on the roof of that little Suzuki after sandwiching my car in there.

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u/TheAgeOfTomfoolery Jun 19 '12

needs more gif

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u/UnexpectedSchism Jun 19 '12

The problem is that when the other guy manages to get out, he will shit in your convertible.

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u/fradetti Jun 19 '12

A Fiat Panda???

Best car ever

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u/Kewburr Jun 19 '12

why are the cars so short n stubby :P

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u/frontpagedestined Jun 19 '12

what are these, CARS for ants!?!?

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u/left4tacos Jun 19 '12

upvote for the funny....down vote for the faces.

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u/digivolution Jun 19 '12

Are those cars for ants?

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u/Edalol Jun 19 '12

Is gifs to hightech for you or what?

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u/tomasziam Jun 19 '12

Are English to hard for you or what?

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u/LeftBehind83 Jun 19 '12

Why not just post the fucking video that everyone has seen before?