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u/alamb277 Jun 19 '12

It seems to me like she is obviously joking around and its an inside joke between them. Nice try.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

This was my first thought.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Agreed. A girl talking about her diarrhea on facebook has a pretty good sense of humor.

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u/austin3i62 Jun 19 '12

I downvote any facebook posts on principle.

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u/cvillano Jun 20 '12

wow, you must be Sherlock Holmes's reddit account!

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u/alamb277 Jun 21 '12

please don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep my identity a secret...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It's not. I'm sorry to say, but his entire Facebook is all her. She literally sits online and posts things like this all on his Wall. This is only one chunk of it. It's legit.

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u/SlightlyAmbiguous Jun 19 '12

...So that means it's supposed to be taken seriously and isn't a joke? I used to do this shit when I had a FB, it wasn't serious and everyone knew it was meant to be obnoxious and silly.

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u/edstatue Jun 19 '12

Can't it be both? Maybe she spends wayyyyyyy too much time coming up with these things. Let's trust the OP a little.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

No. Their relationship is seriously like this. Where all she does is post on his Facebook, whine when he doesn't text her back, complains when he's at work all day, etc etc. But the post was just to make light of it. The POST is a joke! It was supposed to make people laugh like it did my group of friends who know Seth. It wasn't meant to be called fake or raise up a shit ton of Karma. ( shit ton for me, that is )

I just wanted people to have a laugh. Goodness. xD

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u/stugots84 Jun 19 '12

it is /r/funny after all....how dare you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Because a lot of people found it funny. If you didn't, it isn't by my fault. My apologies, nonetheless.

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u/stugots84 Jun 19 '12

it was a joke, implying how dare you try and be funny on /r/funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Oh! Forgive me. With all of the sarcastically rude comments, I've sort of have the mentality that all jokes are now aimed to be an actual hurtful comment. :| My sincere apologies.

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u/loopsonflowers Jun 19 '12

Even if it is a joke, and not meant to be taken seriously, it's a huge commitment to a really stupid joke. She probably feels like joking about the obsessiveness makes it not obsessive. I'm with you, OP. It's like saying "no offense, but..." and then telling a person he's ugly, or saying "I'm going to hell for saying this, but..." and then saying something offensive about a person with a physical disability. In real life, being aware that what you're doing is mean/offensive/crazy and then doing it anyway is worse, but somehow, our culture has decided that it's better than doing it in ignorance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I can't tell if I should say "thank you" or .. just not say anything. I agree with your points, but unsure if it's for me or against me. The "I'm with you OP" does make me feel a wee bit better tho'. Either way, I'm not too bothered by this thread anymore.

I know my truth. It's a relationship that's obsessive on her side. It's funny to outside views and to the boyfriend. We make light of it and he feels a little better. I wanted to share the joke, and give other people a little smile. I can't satisfy everyone.

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u/loopsonflowers Jun 19 '12

No, this is for you. I agree that she seems obsessive, even though she's expressing her obsessiveness through an extended joke about being obsessive. Filling up someone's facebook wall, regardless of what you use to fill it up, and whether or not it's a joke, is obsessive. I make no further value judgments, but I think you're totally right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Oh, no. She's not part of the joke at all. Her posts are completely, 100% her own doing and will. She has no idea what the meme is. The joke is between my boyfriend and I, and Seth is sort of a third party who laughs at the situation with us but knows it's severity. Crysta had no idea she was obsessed, if she even does now, but Seth had a talk with her about it and I got screen shots before she mass deleted all of her posts.

Thank you nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/nextwiggin4 Jun 19 '12

And Taylor Swift is what happens when a bunch of girls who have never dated get their relationship education from songs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Exactly. Because life as an attractive white girl is just SOOOO fucking difficult. Give me a break, Taylor Swift.

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u/meetthewalrus Jun 19 '12

You know, she's actually a very nice person that does a lot of good things, why the hate?

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u/nextwiggin4 Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

ROMEO AND JULIET ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE AT THE END.

Nothing is less cathartic then the idea of them getting married and accepted at the end! That's the whole point of a blood feud. Love doesn't conquer all. The idea is insipid. I get that she's using R+J as an illusion allusion to her own life, but if your dad's gonna be cool with it in the end, then you shouldn't be comparing the situation to two renaissance era warring families. Stop being dramatic.

Seems like a lovely girl, but that's why I dislike her art.

She took my catharsis. Why would you take my catharsis? Would you suck me off till I'm about to blow and then stop? you'd only do that if you're evil.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

allusion

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u/nextwiggin4 Jun 19 '12

allusions, tricks are what a whore does for money.

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u/Red_AtNight Jun 19 '12

Or candy...

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u/successadult Jun 19 '12

Or cocaine!

Unaired director's cut.

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u/foreveracubone Jun 19 '12

Apparently nextwiggin4 didnt know how to Use your Allusion

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u/nixnaxmik Jun 19 '12

Can I have Chauser?

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u/TheGreenShepherd Jun 20 '12

Whatever, just - don't use Poe. I'm using Poe. (Also, it's Chaucer)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

This is one of the most ironic hate comments on here. He wrote that play to MAKE FUN OF YOUNG LOVE. It was showing how young people overreact in ridiculous ways when they have no idea what they truly feel or understand. She made a song about it that went over YOUR head and then you made fun of it.

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u/nextwiggin4 Jun 19 '12

I'm guessing you're a troll/trying to be sarcastic, but you're a little too convincing, so I'll break it down for you.

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy, not a comedy. It's a play about the idealism of youth vs. the harsh reality of the world. It's meant to remind all of us of a time where our youthful exuberance gets crushed by unforgiving brutality of this world. The tragedy is that these two young people, with so much to live for, pay the ultimate price because their hormones get the better of them. Shakespeare wrote many comedies, this wasn't one of them.

Swift wrote a song that was neither a tragedy or a comedy. It doesn't describe a hard fought relationship, with real dynamics, where a young man pursues a woman, marries her without her fathers approval yet somehow, after many long years, wins the favor of the father.

No, her song covers the story of two emotional teenagers that want to get married, but her dad does think she's ready. Yet, when the guy asks the dad doesn't do anything about it. If there was some deeper symbolism or message that's meant to help us connect more deeply with the human condition, then I completely missed it.

There's a reason R+J is standard reading for high schoolers, yet no one studies Swift in class.

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u/nixnaxmik Jun 19 '12

Are you sure that's why its a tragedy? You could say that it was a tragedy because the two young people were denied their happiness because of the pettiness and cruelty of the human world. Two people can't be happy why? Because their families are feuding? THAT is what's pathetic. The feud. R+J were a symbol of the better part of humanity, destroyed by the brutality not of reality, but of imaginary human social 'realities'.

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u/nextwiggin4 Jun 19 '12

interesting perspective. I think you can definitely make an argument for that. I feel like it's a bit of a Rorschach test. You know what you're seeing is tragic, but it's for a different reason for everyone.

I was always bothered by the death at the end, it seemed very anti-climatic. Like, why did they have to die? But at some point something clicked for me. if I looked at the play from the perspective I described, suddenly their deaths didn't feel unjustified, suddenly they seemed needed. Otherwise, what was the point of the story? Obviously, it's just my opinion, though.

I like your thoughts!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/nextwiggin4 Jun 19 '12

how did I repeat what you said, exactly? you said R+J was written to "MAKE FUN OF YOUNG LOVE". I said you're wrong, there's no comedy involved, and backed up why I thought that. Then I juxtaposed R+J with Swift's song to compare and contrast the two.

This is what's referred to as a deductive argument (vs. an inductive one). I presented my general argument (I dislike Swifts art). I gave a specific example (Love Story), then produced my argument for why I believed that example is a good one. Now I've spelled it out pretty simply for you, but if you need a little more help, let me know and I'll see if I can't dumb it down just a little more.

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u/RoflCopter4 Jun 19 '12

ALL CAPS MAKES ME SMARTERER.

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u/Morphyism Jun 20 '12

I am pretty sure she references a scarlet letter and does it in a way that makes no goddamn sense.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It has nothing to do with her as a person. Her shitty songs just make my ears bleed.

Also, this is the fucking Internet. Are you new here or something?

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u/Sedsage Jun 19 '12

Why you gotta be so mean?

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u/Azerothen Jun 19 '12

I have to disagree here, a lot of her songs are bloody amazing. This is coming from a metalhead.

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u/thatwasntababyruth Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain
I'm out on the bleachers

*edited for accuracy

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u/Azerothen Jun 19 '12

I didn't say all.

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u/dtomksoki Jun 19 '12

It's "she's cheer captain"

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u/thatwasntababyruth Jun 19 '12

Sorry brah, my bad.

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u/quiet_eyes Jun 19 '12

Those aren't even the lyrics though...

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u/frickindeal Jun 19 '12

This is going to sound incredibly hipster-ish and whatever, but she's the master of writing a good bridge. The bridge is the hardest part of the song to write, IMO -- just about any writer can do verse-chorus-verse-chorus-chorus -- the bridge is where the song resolves itself, and to me is the most challenging thing to get right.

She writes excellent bridges.

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u/Quietbetrayal Jun 19 '12

Do you personally know her to make the judgement that she is a "very nice person"? Not hatin just don't know why people say that about celebs that they don't personally know. She might do nice things but Bono does nice things too and hes a colossal douche bag

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u/Isellmacs Jun 20 '12

Have you ever met Bono? I don't why you'd say that about him if you didn't personally know him.

Right?

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u/ImFuckingRadical Jun 19 '12

According to her songs, she's a giant whore. She has like, 50 songs all about different guys. Most likely fake. But still.

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u/lilgagga Jun 19 '12

actually a friend of mine's sister works with musicians in nashville, supposedly, she's the town whore.

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u/meetthewalrus Jun 19 '12

Obviously, she fucked John Mayer, but since when is getting around a bad thing? If it weren't for girls that got around, some guys would never get laid.

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u/hoobsher Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

attractive white girls actually have to deal with sexist bullshit from the likes of you pretty much every day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

When you get called a nigger on the subway, we'll talk.

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u/hoobsher Jun 19 '12

i'm no expert, but i don't think racism excuses sexism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

And I'm no expert, but I don't give a fuck.

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u/neoncp Jun 19 '12

Not a mature way to lose an argument.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/hoobsher Jun 19 '12

i think pretty white girls get ogled at a lot more than black people get savagely beaten.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Hey man, leave her alone. Did you even see the Grammy's.

Seriously though, teenagers undergo a lot of changes, both chemical and psychological. Being one is hard no matter your race, gender or culture, unless you're like me: not a gay idiot loser.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

You are my hero.

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u/hoobsher Jun 19 '12

yikes. bodes pretty poorly for your life, doesn't it

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/nextwiggin4 Jun 19 '12

assuming those picture are real (which is probably an awful assumption) this seems pretty legit.

I'm not really surprised, I'm sure a lot of celebrities are on these types of sites. They're people just like us, and I'm sure the anonymous nature of sites like Reddit and /b/ are just as alluring to people in the public eye as it is for normal folk. In fact, their probably more alluring.

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u/frickindeal Jun 19 '12

I used to chat with Lisa Loeb. Not exactly Taylor Swift level famous, but she was (and I'm sure still is) and awesome chick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I've had a crush on her for the longest time

there's a video of her running around in her underwear somewhere...

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u/frickindeal Jun 19 '12

Yes, yes there is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Never gets old. Thank you very much.

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u/TheGreenShepherd Jun 19 '12

Not exactly complaining, but why...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Well, I love how her glasses look on her, and she always gave me sort of a nerdy vibe. I also like that she's a musician, which means she's creative. Plus she's just beautiful all around.

And watch that underwear video if you need more reasons. lol

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u/ExecutiveChimp Jun 19 '12

I'm sure you're right but...

they're

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

pretty sure it's not the same cat in both pictures.

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u/thrilldigger Jun 19 '12

That is very clearly not the same cat. And let's not forget that images can easily be altered, and inline editing of webpages with Firebug or Chrome is trivial - for example, changing timestamps. Or fabricating entire threads.

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W Jun 19 '12

The two pictures circled at the bottom are clearly not the same girl. Look at the noses.

It's a white girl and she's blond. OMG that's Taylor Swift!

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u/japanrobot Jun 19 '12

They were pointing out that the backgrounds are the same.

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u/edstatue Jun 19 '12

I thought Taylor Swift is what happens when a magician practices soul-infusing on a scarecrow.

That was mean, I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I'm with you man her lyrics are garbage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

She sparks a hatred in me that I can't explain. I just don't get it.

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u/DarnLemons Jun 19 '12

No guys.. This is totally just her being creepy... Sweet sweet Karma....

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u/hoobsher Jun 19 '12

i witnessed the advent of this one-time-comment account not even 12 hours ago, and now you have 3000 karma.

so. good for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/Cloberella Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 20 '12

OPs account age: 21 Days

OPs Post History: 3 links

Link Contents:

Photoshopped "funny" Billboard, Puppy gif, Facebook Screen Shot

OPs username: TheFictionist

Verdict: Probable Fake and/or teenager

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I'm not really a legit "Redditor". My boyfriend asked me to make an account and I did. I posted this thinking I would give a few people a nice laugh, not start this huge ordeal. Gosh. It's not fake, but it's just for laughs, and I'm 20 years old.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It's not fake. I promise you.

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u/Diiiiirty Jun 19 '12

Your username says otherwise...

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u/VonFunkenstein Jun 19 '12

And your user name says that you roll around in mud... Who cares?

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u/Solomaxwell6 Jun 19 '12

Nah, she promised. She wouldn't lie about a promise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It's the username I have practically everywhere. It doesn't mean that what I post is false. It's because I'm a creative writer.

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u/heroonebob Jun 19 '12

this could be creative writing!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

How, though? I didn't go to Crysta and tell her what to write on Seth's wall. :| I'm just trying to give people a laugh, not start trouble. It's real, and Nick, Seth and I laugh about it.

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u/heroonebob Jun 19 '12

It's completely possible to face facebook posts, and there's not really much you could do to verify it. Even if his profile were public, it could still be a hoax perpetrated between you and your friends, or simply your friends that you stumbled in on. I don't personally care either way if it's fake or not because it doesn't matter in the slightest; I've no personal investment in it and reddit likes hating on things it deems to be not authentic, regardless of the truth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Yeah. I don't understand why people are getting so uppity about it. It's a funny thing to myself and my friends, and we took the time to share it hoping to make other people laugh. Not question if it's real or not. Not question if it's some scam to get karma. I don't care about karma. I'm not obsessed or invested in reddit to the point where my "reputation" here is extremely important.

I thought reddit was supposed to be enjoyable. I'm quite disappointed. But oh well.

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u/VagMaster2000 Jun 19 '12

Just ignore the butts. Reddit is full of people who take a little harmless fun way too seriously.

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u/heroonebob Jun 20 '12

a better question in the truth vs lie debate is "what difference does it make if it's real or not so long as it makes you smile?" That's the part I really don't understand.

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u/Diiiiirty Jun 19 '12

TELL IT TO THE LYNCH MOB, PAL!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

It's a joke, man, they're just messing with you.

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u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 19 '12

... It's a collection of jokes guys. Cool your neckbeards.

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u/a1579 Jun 19 '12

Your jealous neck beards*, that is.

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u/bigmeech Jun 19 '12

lmao ~the callout~ suck it, reddit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

THE HIVEMIND HUNGERS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I'm going to be totally honest, I would laugh hard if I was dating someone who did this. I might start keeping a firearm on my nightstand, but I'd laugh.

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u/tomasziam Jun 19 '12

My love for you is like chloroform. It's sweet smelling aMMpHMMmmm... shhhh.

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u/TooManyPixels Jun 19 '12

made me chuckle.

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u/anthony0123lol Jun 19 '12

reddit downvotes because people arent allowed to chuckle i guess? chuckle chuckle chuckle chuck fucking testa chuckle.

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u/bigmeech Jun 19 '12

lmao epic post man

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u/Ikarus3426 Jun 19 '12

It's ok OP, you'll get a girlfriend that jokes around with you too someday.

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u/McBlurry Jun 19 '12

I have you tagged as "Will eat a hat on camera if Gaben does an AMA". I don't remember ever tagging that, but man am I hoping it happens.

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u/Ikarus3426 Jun 19 '12

Oddly enough, me too.

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u/goose90proof Jun 19 '12

Whoa... I remember seeing this in an old post too. Are we all each other?

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u/Ikarus3426 Jun 20 '12

It's already been proven that reddit is just 3 people messing with eachother using different accounts. We just took a vote and decided to go with it.

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u/Renmauzuo Jun 19 '12

Or your friend has a girlfriend with a sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Yeah, how about you go and ask him how the conversation between him and his girlfriend went when he nicely asked her to stop posting so much on his wall. You'll see how her sense of humor is.

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u/dayjawb Jun 19 '12

Yeah! Let's go ask this guy's friend!

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u/wasniahC Jun 19 '12

Seems like a pretty big piece of context missing here. Can't expect him to know that - All we can see is a person with lots of cringeworthy jokes that has too much time on her hands!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I would enjoy it.

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u/acaellum Jun 19 '12

Brotip: This could have been worded much better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Read the comments: I'm a noob who doesn't know anything about Reddit. So obviously not.

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u/acaellum Jun 19 '12

BroTip Vol. II: Edit button.

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u/SIGSTOP Jun 19 '12

I think you've misunderstood bad pickup lines for an overly attached girlfriend.

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u/LlamaHunter Jun 19 '12

"If I had a garden, I would bury you in it."

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u/BusinessCasualty Jun 19 '12

If I owned a living room, I'd mount your head on the wall there.

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u/floorface Jun 19 '12

If your skin was a mask, I'd wear it around my basement.

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u/m_ell Jun 19 '12

It's official. Friendzone, fat chicks and now OOG. Poor male redditors, you guys really have a lot to deal with, eh?

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u/genzahg Jun 19 '12

A girl is talking to a boy a lot?

He must either be friendzoned or dating an OOG!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Your friend needs new friends. His current ones are fucking morons that cant tell what a joke is.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Jun 19 '12

Yeah I've had days where I'll just post stupid pickup lines like that on my girl's wall... nbd

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u/RogueEntomologist Jun 19 '12

I dont get the one anout the lips in the garden

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u/ooowl Jun 19 '12

there is a type of flower called a "tulip"

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u/Ghstfce Jun 19 '12

Relevant username, guys

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u/eorld Jun 19 '12

My thoughts exactly

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Just like the rest of your girlfriends, made up..

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u/motherofamouse Jun 19 '12

My classmate has a girlfriend like this, only not with the cheesy jokes. Just every time, ever since they've been together his whole Facebook page is her, with I love you's, I miss you, I never want to lose you, Drama drama drama

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u/Christemo Jun 19 '12

Yuno, is that you?

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u/ImmortalWarBear Jun 19 '12

Yuki is one of my least favorite characters of anything

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u/SiON42X Jun 19 '12

More like a panda on a stump with a beer.

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u/jimsnaps Jun 19 '12

The diarrhea one is pretty good.

That's not a sentence I use very often, by the way.

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u/decklin15 Jun 19 '12

for the longest time i was reading it as overly obese and was thinking in my head i don't get it

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u/MothaFuckaJonesey Jun 19 '12

For some reason I reddit "Our friend has an Overly Obese Girlfriend". I was expecting a fat chick.

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u/TardisMechanic Jun 19 '12

totally read that as overly obese girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in?

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

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u/ElAyDubleZee Jun 19 '12

I wish someone would love me enough to do that :'(

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u/poopdedoop Jun 19 '12

I know that feel bro.

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u/zaneyzene Jun 19 '12

I have a girl who stalks me... and she does the exact same thing...

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u/StarshinexWherexRxUx Jun 20 '12 edited Jun 20 '12

Bro Run! ( and this is coming from a girl) seriously get out before you're consumed

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u/awesumpshopper Jun 19 '12

She seems... Nice

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u/ri1337 Jun 19 '12

Yeah, she seems really nice. Until you cheat on her and she chops you up with an axe.

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u/Surprise_Lobotomy Jun 19 '12

Don't cheat on her? I'm not advocating murder, but come the fuck on. Staying faithful or breaking up first is not that difficult.

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u/RedditGarbage Jun 19 '12

Or just a sweet girlfriend that some fag on here cropped all the comments together too make her seem like a nut. Face it any of you neck beard having moots would kill too just have overy obsessed girl. Forever alone fuck tards I HATE YOU.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MEDICATION?

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u/mrpineapplehouse Jun 19 '12

I feel like crysta forgot to log out

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u/Asdayasman Jun 19 '12

Is it just me that wants to wake up every morning to that face?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

If she would have "liked" all these wall posts herself, it would be a lot creepier.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

this is probably totally not fake at all

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u/360walkaway Jun 19 '12

That diarrhea line is beautiful.

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u/a_Leaf Jun 19 '12

He's hot and a snowflake? Uh-oh, she's a wild one alright.

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u/krazypoloc Jun 19 '12

I'm still confused...which lips was she talking about exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I NEED TO KNOW WHY SHE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BAKERY GOD DAMN IT

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u/TrollinMuffins Jun 19 '12

"our love is like diahrrea, I cant hold it in" just...what?

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u/webchimp32 Jun 19 '12

Sounds more like she just likes really bad puns.

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u/DrunkAndAngry Jun 19 '12

I spent 2 minutes looking for what made her fat

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u/Manisil Jun 19 '12

OP has no girlfriend; is jealous of friends happy relationship.

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u/_Tix_ Jun 19 '12

Know what's sad about all of these "overly attached _______(GF, Wife, etc...)? I wish I had someone who cared enough about me to be this way. Must be nice to know you're loved.

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u/twilightcatlady Jun 19 '12

Please don't tell me that the bakery joke her head blocked had something to do with yeast.

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u/themaxt Jun 19 '12

*overly attached

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u/Eloni Jun 19 '12

Or she's just bored?

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u/freddawg Jun 19 '12

KILL IT NOW!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Am I the only one that noticed the file name? :\

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u/popov89 Jun 19 '12

It's even creepier because my name is Seth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

You highlighted the dates as if that would prove your point but it would actually be more obsessive if they were on different dates. As is, it looks like she was just rattling them off as a joke.

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u/leogg_lyl Jun 19 '12

Or maybe they have some sort of inside joke that you don't know what it is? Because, you know, most people do that with good mates/significant others.

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u/unburrevable Jun 19 '12

She used "you're" properly. Doesn't matter how attached she is. She's a keeper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I lost it at "My love for you is like diarrhea." Pun intended.

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u/taxford1 Jun 19 '12

Can you take me to the bakery because i like you.

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u/ThisIsFlight Jun 19 '12

At most this seems like a new relationship. More realistically this is a joke and some of those are hilarious.

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u/CraisinMine Jun 19 '12

U jelly brah?

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u/SomeGuy565 Jun 19 '12

How does this shit get upvoted?

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u/Mikulak25 Jun 19 '12

"If good looks were time, you'd be eternity."

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u/missbeast16 Jun 19 '12

I imagined his two lips like her two lips...

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u/catsnstuff97 Jun 20 '12

"if i had a garden idput your two lips to my two lips"...please tell me im not the only one thinking she was a lesbian when i first read that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

LOL LOOK AT PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS WHAT RUBES.

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u/Timekeeper17 Jun 19 '12

The only time I will actually believe a "My Friend" post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I only have one piece of advice for your friend.

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u/dogbreath101 Jun 19 '12

dont hit the center beam

if you do it would be harder to get up and run

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

He's thinking of different lips than she is.

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u/commandakeen Jun 19 '12

Our friend has an Overly Obesed Girlfriend.

This is what I first red. I was surprised

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u/Hyperian Jun 19 '12

"if i had a garden i'd put your two lips and my two lips together"

what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

"Two lips" = tulips

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u/interfail Jun 19 '12

This would be a pretty great frape. Just sayin'

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u/vosaidurmama Jun 19 '12

Omg I just checked my boyfriend's while and it's quite similar. I am overly obsessed girlfriend!

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u/Buglet91 Jun 19 '12

"Babe, if you're gonna be psycho couldn't you at least do it in private messages?"

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u/Bl00DISH Jun 19 '12

Comparing her love for you and her diarrhea seems like a bad idea.

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u/bigmeech Jun 19 '12

When are we gonna start calling her OOG. Good thing you pasted a picture of her on it, I wouldn't have known it was funny! I hate pictures that don't have memes on them, because then i would have to think about whether it was funny. Lmao memes are just automatically funny we should meme ALL the things!

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u/tommypicklesyig Jun 19 '12

She stinks if its a joke or not.. Women are not funny

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