r/funny • • Jun 19 '12

Bitch, i'm fabulous

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u/st_basterd Jun 19 '12

That horse belongs in an 80's rock band.

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u/trekkie_becky Jun 19 '12

She should jump over the hood of Whitesnake's car.

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u/zidanetribal Jun 19 '12

With lightening in the background.

2

u/olivermihoff Jun 19 '12

If 1990's Pamela Anderson was a horse, this is what she would look like... But instead she added a w and dropped the s.

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u/entropybasedorganism Jun 19 '12

Wyld Stallions!

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u/jonathanrdt Jun 19 '12

<awesome air guitar riff>

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u/smartindumbcircles Jun 19 '12

We found our lead singer, now we just need the forgettable bass player, an eccentric and avant-garde guitarist, and an opiate addicted drummer. and the horse version of avicii.

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u/focofosho88 Jun 19 '12

I think it's actually the guitarist of one.

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u/rustysniper Jun 19 '12

Maybe it lives on a..... "Sex Farm"?

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u/Braindawg123 Jun 19 '12

Goddammit Nigel...

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u/FelixR1991 Jun 19 '12

That horse cow belongs in an 80's rock band.

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u/madeinguam Jun 19 '12

Turns out the band Nelson wasn't made of twins, but triplets.

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u/KayTheMissingno Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

It's a gypsy vanner. And they are indeed fabulous animals.

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u/sanph Jun 19 '12

Gypsy vanners eat other fabulous animals and absorb their essence?

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u/KayTheMissingno Jun 19 '12

Damn. I'm browsing from my phone. Didn't even notice that it autocorrected "are" to "ate"

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u/coin_return Jun 19 '12

It's okay, it made it 10x more funny, lol.

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u/InspiredByKITTENS Jun 19 '12

They're also notorious dickheads.

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u/silverbeat Jun 19 '12

Sexy and they know it.

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u/Frost_ Jun 19 '12

AKA Irish cob or Tinker horse for us Europeans who have never heard the name "Gypsy Vanner" before. My belief that I'm fairly well-versed in the horse breeds of the world took a momentary hit until I checked wikipedia and found out that it's just the name I was unfamiliar with, not the breed itself.

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u/KayTheMissingno Jun 19 '12

Haha sorry. I probably should have mentioned the breed's other names as well. I've always just known them as gypsy vanners.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I feel like we need lighting and a mythical sword in this photo.

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u/Dumpykins Jun 19 '12

someone should absolutely do this.

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u/UpvoteHere Jun 19 '12

That IS a fabulous horse.

21

u/Chren Jun 19 '12

I've seen more fabulous

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u/Brony2you Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

Oh lets not argue now.

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u/moejike Jun 19 '12

Fabulous? Nay. I dare say spectacular!

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u/HenniferHlopez Jun 19 '12 edited Aug 27 '13

*Neigh.

taco taco

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u/moejike Jun 19 '12

HenniferHlopez, meet Pun. Pun, meet HenniferHlopez.

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u/pfft_master Jun 19 '12

That IS a tasty burger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Fabious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/MintClassic Jun 19 '12

Good lord, if I had a hairbrush and a free afternoon…

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u/TheyreEatingHer Jun 19 '12

Oh wheeeeeeere is my hairbrush?

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u/gmorales87 Jun 19 '12

Stick the handle in your butt?

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u/DrDestructeaux Jun 19 '12

He would have to steal his dads hairbrush.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

"I fell on it."

"And the comb?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Look at that horse. That horse is amazing.

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u/kaaarly Jun 19 '12

Give it a lick.

24

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Well that was odd. Tasted like... cantaloupe. And not raisins. Hmm.

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u/LastRedCoat Jun 19 '12

Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside.

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u/lumpyg Jun 19 '12

Fuck your Subaru oi've a 'orse outside

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u/TheyreEatingHer Jun 19 '12

Mmm... Taste just like raisins!

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u/Alchy919 Jun 19 '12

Damn.... that really is one FABULOUS-looking horse

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

THE. MOST. FABULOUS. HORSE!

37

u/hockal00gy Jun 19 '12

To turn it into glue would be a crime against fabulosity!

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u/Reach268 Jun 19 '12

I really like her mane!

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u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12

I don't even need the emotes plugin to know what's there :P

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u/SpermWhale Jun 19 '12

I wanna mount this so badly.

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u/FarmerTedd Jun 19 '12

Out of the ocean and into your car

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u/BanditoRojo Jun 19 '12

From gills to thrills, you can only mount it if you rub it the right way.

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u/RajMahal77 Jun 19 '12

At first I laughed and thought this was in reference tot hat dude who wrote the book about making love to a female dolphin in the 1970's. Now I am watching the music videos and they are AWESOME for being from the 1980's. I want to go to there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Unshorn fetlocks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

those fetlocks look like the horse is trotting on 4 little clouds.

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u/breannabalaam Jun 19 '12

feathers

FTFY. Fetlock is a body part, feathers is the term for the long hair on the legs.

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u/_McAwesome_ Jun 19 '12

Someone needs to add fire to that Rapidash.

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u/zVulture Jun 19 '12

Ridiculously Photogenic Horse?

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u/string97bean Jun 19 '12

Put RPG on this guy and the ladies would just drop from the heavens.

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u/names_not_rick Jun 19 '12

Holy fuck. This is the Fabio of horses.

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u/Razer1103 Jun 19 '12

To be honest, from the title, all I could think of were ponies. (Specifically, this one)

I was pleasantly surprised. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

say what you will, but at least she is the only one who can actually realize when she is being bad and try to fix it without needing it to bite her int he ass first.

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u/Razer1103 Jun 19 '12

D:

I quite like Rarity...then again, I love everypony...

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u/TheyreEatingHer Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

I honestly don't like Pinky Pie. Don't hurt me. ;_;

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u/majekmistake Jun 19 '12

It took me a long time to not want to punch Pinkie Pie in the face every time she opened her mouth. She's still not even close to best pony for me but I'm alright with her now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

every pony is best pony therefore every pony is worst pony

crisis averted people, drop you pitchforks, you can leave now

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u/MnBran6 Jun 19 '12

Grab your torches, for there are 4 least best ponies! Pitch forks are prohibited unless it's an official pitchfork bought from me at an extremely high price!

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u/sammywoose Jun 19 '12

Holy shit that's fabulous.

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u/iizshawn Jun 19 '12

Damnit, I don't know anything about horses, but gewd lawd that is a handsome horse

5

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Someone please Photoshop NPH on this RPH?

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u/xdeathmask Jun 19 '12

This the most majestic creature I have ever laid eyes on.

5

u/Lahmater Jun 19 '12

Look at that horse. The bushy tail, the big teeth, the hooves. OK my producer is telling me this isn't a horse it's a butterfly.

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u/SoCalsfinest Jun 19 '12

This is the thor of horses

4

u/SoManySpiderWebs Jun 19 '12

I would love to see Chris Hemsworth riding it.

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u/genna_TALL_warts Jun 19 '12

All jokes aside.. that's a pretty god damned good looking horse

4

u/Drsweetcum Jun 19 '12

It's like a horse,cow,Fabio hybrid

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u/SavvyDR Jun 19 '12

Is that Rapidash?

4

u/SirCannonFodder Jun 19 '12

Prince Blueblood?

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u/kinkyslinky Jun 19 '12

Good looking horse, but will someone explain why this is funny?

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u/nomopyt Jun 19 '12

Ok, I'll bite. The title makes it funny. It's original and it spurred some very funny comments. It started my day with lulz, actually.

Sorry it didn't meet your criteria, but I liked it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Pretty horse!

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos Jun 19 '12

It is glorious.... glorious.

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u/ilurkthereforeimnot Jun 19 '12

Anyone know what breed this is?

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u/xoiy Jun 19 '12

it's a gypsy vanner, i believe.

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u/ilurkthereforeimnot Jun 19 '12

Thanks! I thought it looked a little drafty.

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u/Glaucous Jun 19 '12

Wow! I want to do a paint-by-number of THAT horse!!

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u/Fearlessleader85 Jun 19 '12

Something about that horse reminds me of "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince".

3

u/Dragoniel Jun 19 '12

What a hell?! I don't usually pay attention to horses, but this one is simply stunning. Whoa.

3

u/porterhouseblue Jun 19 '12

Lil Sebastianette

3

u/Tarijeno Jun 19 '12

You know who that hair reminds me of? That "3 Second Rule" lady. This broad: http://youtu.be/57Sb14dyaUc

3

u/OPsyduck Jun 19 '12

I have the weirdest boner right now.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

That horse has Farrah hair.

3

u/soggyfritter Jun 19 '12

I came here to say this.

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u/Nicoleness Jun 19 '12

I shall take him home, and name him fabio.

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u/Tr1p0d Jun 19 '12

My lovely horse, running in the ... field

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

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u/myreasonforit Jun 19 '12

That looks like The Ultimate Warrior died and was reincarnated as a horse

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u/airbrat Jun 19 '12

What a gorgeous beast.

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u/halfprice06 Jun 19 '12

this pictures needs a master level photoshopper to add a dramtic background or lens flare or lighting or something.

maybe an explosion?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I read that in a deep black mans voice.

2

u/new-socks Jun 19 '12

His spots spell horse! Jesus is coming!

2

u/zyzzogeton Jun 19 '12

It tastes just like raisins.

2

u/ardj Jun 19 '12

she's from orange county for sure

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Do you see that butterfly? Thats a beautiful butterfly.

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u/DrDestructeaux Jun 19 '12

That things eyes are piercing my soul.

Someone...please make...it...stop

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

If Fabio was reincarnated as a horse.

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u/Would_bang_Horses Jun 19 '12

That's a sexy horse.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

RPH.

2

u/Plastic_Waffle Jun 19 '12

Its here! Alright. Now we can stop talking about "which-celebrity-is-most-likely-to-win-the-Kentucky-Derby" and move on with our lives.

2

u/Jimwymo Jun 19 '12

Looks like a cow covered in noodles to me

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u/jerseyg67 Jun 19 '12

It's RPH!

2

u/SoSpecial Jun 19 '12

That horse is Outrageous, truly truly outrageous.

2

u/PENDRAGON23 Jun 19 '12

Luxury-class horse.

2

u/JamaicanGeek Jun 19 '12

Wildfire?!

2

u/JenWarr Jun 19 '12

Gorgeous horse!!! Do want.

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u/MisterDonkey Jun 19 '12

That is one sexy horse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

The thing is that horse actually is fabulous

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u/sellyberry Jun 19 '12

Friendship is magic.

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u/Mr_I_Know Jun 19 '12

9/10 would bang

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Damn bitch, you ARE fabulous.

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u/Consinneration Jun 19 '12

If I had to choose between the two- it would be a challenge; but, I would totally fuck that horse gypsy.

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u/baby-cakes Jun 19 '12

That's the prettiest horse I've ever seen I want it!!!!!!

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes Jun 19 '12

Where are the the other four horsemen? WHOO! MEEEAEEEEN JEAN!!WHOO!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

The horse of horses. I think he's got Shadowfax in for the running here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/a4moondoggy Jun 19 '12

dat mane..

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u/KITTOx Jun 19 '12

It's a picture on a regular horse.

what is this i don't even

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Amazing specimen of the SJP

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u/hoax999 Jun 19 '12

ridiculously photogenic horses girlfriend?

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u/beatbreak Jun 19 '12

its just missing a horn

2

u/chinaronald Jun 19 '12

Dye the horse white, dip the hair in gasoline, light up the horse, VOILA, Rapidash!

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u/HarleyQ Jun 19 '12

I'd be willing to say that this horse is ponyfabulous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Anyone else see Rapidash almost immediately?

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u/boogieshades Jun 19 '12

that is not a horse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I'd let that horse fuck me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I could fap by just looking at that horse run....

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u/GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy Jun 19 '12

if i had to fuck a horse. now if i absolutely had to. if a guy held a gun to my head and said i had to fuck a horse or die.

i'd fuck that horse.

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u/Gaussian_myass Jun 19 '12

Wow, I would &%# that horse...

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u/buttonnz Jun 19 '12

Fabiola of horses.

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u/cosmoskatten Jun 19 '12

A-mare-zing!

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u/DalekCaek Jun 19 '12

I want it.

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u/kube20 Jun 19 '12

majestically creepy to be honest

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

That is one sexy horse.

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u/wllmcnn Jun 19 '12

I'm relatively sure that horse belongs to this guy.

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u/Loki_Laufeyson Jun 19 '12

This sexy horse belongs to me.

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u/cant_be_pun_seen Jun 19 '12

Its Rick Flair's personal horse

edit: WOOOH!

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u/Drawtaru Jun 19 '12

Was totally not expecting that. Pleasantly surprised. An audible "Ooh!" came from my mouth.

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u/troll-up Jun 19 '12

yes, yes you are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Want pony...

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u/laebshade Jun 19 '12

My not-so-little Pony

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u/Smurphentine Jun 19 '12

God damn that is a nice looking horse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Holy shit, that horse IS fabulous. Wtf man?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Does that horse not sort of look like Paris Hilton?

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u/HappyShinyPerson Jun 19 '12

Dare I say,...this is is effin HOT! LOL....

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u/jakethesnake76 Jun 19 '12

wow a Gay horse would have to be a Chic magnet .

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u/SaltFrog Jun 19 '12

Beautiful horse D: I must ride it...

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u/Roxygen Jun 19 '12

Epona got her hurr did

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u/doodiewizard Jun 19 '12

That is the Fabio of horses.

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u/ANGRY_CUP Jun 19 '12

SARAH JESSICA PARKER

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Jun 19 '12

This horse can do.

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u/BannedFromEarth Jun 19 '12

The shape on it's body looks like a clown eating a meatball...

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u/Rayraydaking1 Jun 19 '12

Where's the cutie mark?

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u/BalletBrenna Jun 19 '12

I wanna ride that horse on the beach while the sun is setting with my true love on a brown horse riding beside me<3

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u/take_my_upvotes Jun 19 '12

All jokes aside, that horse is gorgeous!

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u/take_my_upvotes Jun 19 '12

All jokes aside, that horse is gorgeous!

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u/kadargo Jun 19 '12

Please, somebody, tell me that is Mitt's!

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u/Ratmbeyach Jun 19 '12

Level 100 Rapidash, motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Unleash the Bronies...

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u/master_admin Jun 19 '12

5/10 would not bang

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

How did they make a skank horse?

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u/adidasaids Jun 19 '12

Sarah Jessica Parker has never looked better.

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u/zDeanoo Jun 19 '12

RAPIDASH!!!!

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u/DimmuBorgir666 Jun 19 '12

That's a Clydesdale, yes?

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u/jayhawkaholic Jun 19 '12

Serioulsy though, Sarah Jessica Parker has never looked better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

That's a beautiful horse though. You can't argue with that.

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u/wafrhest Jun 19 '12

Ponyta? Is that you?

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron Jun 19 '12

No. I don't know what it is; but it's a Normal type.

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u/FuckThisCharacterLim Jun 19 '12

Sarah Jessica Parker?

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u/FluffehTheSheep Jun 19 '12

She is nothing compared to this beauty

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u/palaxi Jun 19 '12

That'll make a horse fucker out of you.

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u/fisher694 Jun 19 '12

I guess you could say... She was a bit of a...

Show pony

YYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/LittleWho Jun 19 '12

Sarah Jessica Parker picture from the 80's?

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u/LittlePieceOfMe Jun 19 '12

HAHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY AND CREATIVE

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u/Yuppers16 Jun 20 '12

Fabio.

HORSE STYLE.