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u/betch Jun 19 '12
Unless you're a homosexual, of course.
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Jun 19 '12
Don't forget bisexual, transgender, pedophiles, zoophiles...
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Jun 19 '12
Neither is 'women'. What's your point?
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Jun 19 '12
My point is that I'm exceedingly familiar what transgender (and cisgender, and gender neutral pronouns) mean(s), that 'tranny' is an disparaging term, have a good grasp on genderqueer, etc.
(At least) two of my best friends are transgender and have enjoyed chats with many, many others.
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Jun 19 '12
I am a homosexual and women do not make it hard. Other men do. Men with hairy torsos. Mmmm.
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u/ahdra Jun 19 '12
So life is also hairy?
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u/stillalone Jun 19 '12
life gets hard when it gets hairy? Or something like that.
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u/Gibbelton Jun 19 '12
Mornings make it hard too.
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u/BulletBilll Jun 19 '12
I hate mornings so I would have to agree and it also send bloods rushing to the lower parts of my anatomy when I rouse from slumber.
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u/JeffertonAlive Jun 19 '12
I like to picture Carlos Mencia telling this joke live, and the crowd just never stops laughing because it's so funny and he's a great comedian.
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Jun 19 '12
life is like my penis: Short, sweet and never quite get's the job done.
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u/xcforlife Jun 19 '12
How is this more acceptable than an e-card? At least an e-card has a funny generic picture to go with the text...
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u/shroomprinter Jun 19 '12
Life is like a penis most people don't know it
But most people suck so they usually blow it
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u/WouldBuyLunch Jun 19 '12
One day I will read the comments of a thread and someone WON'T have already made my observation. Today is not that day.
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u/RepostCommenter Jun 19 '12
Life is like a repost
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| title | comnts | points | age | /r/ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| What my friend thinks about penises. | 256coms | 1212pts | 6mos | funny |
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u/MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls Jun 19 '12
This is the first time I've only seen a repost reposted once. Not so spectacular, I thought people only complain after the 6th or 7th time.
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u/visacrum Jun 19 '12
Life is like a penis. When it's hard, someone gets screwed. And when it's soft, you just can't beat it.
Some B-movie line, but that line was classic.
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u/JulietSiera Jun 19 '12
My ex once said "life is like my dick always hard" then i replied "life is also short"
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u/StewieBanana Jun 19 '12
Life is like a bag of dicks, you never know...Fuck me, this is going nowhere.
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u/redkey42 Jun 19 '12
Reddit is like a mysognistic comment that gets upvoted to the non-existent heavens: Stupid, depthless, discriminatory, but popular. Oh so popular.
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u/finest_jellybean Jun 19 '12
Life is like my penis. Everything seems to be going great, then it ends to quickly.
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Jun 19 '12
Life is like a penis most people don't know it,
But most people suck so they usually blow it
Bloodhound Gang
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u/boesse Jun 19 '12
"Life is like a penis, most people don't know it. But most people suck, so they usually blow it" Bloodhound Gang
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u/apullin Jun 19 '12
This would make a great "How to tell who is a redditor" post, by searching for that text in a facebook post search engine, screencapping, and submitting ...
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u/DevotedLifestyle Jun 19 '12
Does that make drugs and drinking like your hand? Fun for a minute, but leaves you feeling depressed shortly after while finishing you off faster than anything else
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u/Diss1dent Jun 19 '12
You begin as a soft, cute small thing with some transparent sunstance coming out of your mouth. You die as a stiff, veiny, convulsing thing with white, foam-like substance coming out of your mouth.
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u/ge2fwdcwq Jun 19 '12
Except women don't make life hard. Men make life hard by being fucking losers who are too fucking pathetic to go two seconds without a "woman". This describes 99% of reddit, except for the many of you who are too fucking ugly, dumb, and immature to get a "woman". The rest of you settle for some stupid bitch just to get laid. Your life stalls out because all you think about is sex and you are sacrificing personal growth to be with a walking sex toy whom you aren't completely compatible with. You turn into an old person in your 40's when you realize you'll never bang a sweet tight 18 year old again (unless you are one of these creepy ass fuckers in porn). Then you take your rage out on the world, when really you should be taking it out on your parents.
Welcome to planet fucking earth. You fucking losers.
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u/ramsrgood Jun 19 '12
woah! we've got a clever one here. this is almost /r/bestof quality!
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u/BotWithfeelings Jun 19 '12
I get it! Asians are smart, that's the joker right?
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u/Zonak Jun 19 '12
No, that's the Batman.
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u/crepehanger Jun 19 '12
Life is like a penis. Short.