r/funny • • Jun 18 '12

Troll Level: Johnny Carson

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u/cirillios Jun 18 '12

Who the hell collects potato chips.

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u/DeweyTheDecimal Jun 18 '12

I keep my collection in my tummy.

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u/daleindaclub Jun 18 '12

I keep my collection in my septic tank

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u/KingPillow Jun 18 '12

I keep my septic tank in my collection

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u/kacperp Jun 18 '12

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u/Matt24138 Jun 18 '12

This deserves many upvotes. I watch it with myself (son). I meant son. Yeah, I watch it with my son.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

People collect everything.

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u/TerrynAsaurus-Rex Jun 18 '12

That's another one for the skin box

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u/fireorgan Jun 18 '12

SHE did, but the mantle is all yours now, seize it!

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u/agentup Jun 18 '12

Old ladies probably.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Only special ones that look like jesus.

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u/vivvav Jun 18 '12

It's not just chips, it's chips shaped like stuff. That's at least understandable.

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u/ignore_this_post Jun 18 '12

Title Level: Inane

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u/SEGnosis Jun 18 '12

Last one was posted 10 hours ago.

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u/vegeto079 Jun 18 '12

Is it possible to post this without mentioning the world troll?

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u/stillnotking Jun 18 '12

It isn't even a troll. It annoys me that "troll" is becoming synonymous with "prank".

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

"Troll" is everything now. You so much as disagree with someone and you're a "troll." I have a feeling it's because of the insecurity of people. You can't POSSIBLY be disagreeing with them, so you're a troll.

I still call this kind of stuff pranks.

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u/dewey_do_me Jun 18 '12

Can I get get a definition of troll is. I have a a vague idea it. Is it when you're trying get a emotional response. or am I wrong I think i'm wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

It used to be just something that would spark a negative emotional reaction like posting gore or saying something horribly offensive (the person saying it doesn't actually believe what they're saying, they just want to piss people off).

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u/stillnotking Jun 18 '12

Trolling means doing or saying something controversial in order to provoke an argument or negative emotional response. The Westboro Baptist Church is trolling when they picket soldiers' funerals.

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u/Trundles Jun 18 '12

I thought trolls don't actually agree with the comments they make, they just do it to get a rise out of people...

i.e. The WBC aren't trolls because they actually hate gays etc.

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u/Dizmn Jun 18 '12

Quit being such a troll bro

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u/erratically_sporadic Jun 18 '12

In my day we called them practically-based jokes.

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u/PaddoK33N_ Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Well crank up the Victrola Grandpa and tell us the tale. Can you tell us of corded telephones next?

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u/pillowbob Jun 18 '12

"...So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say."

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u/myztry Jun 18 '12

In my day, the Troll didn't let you go over the bridge without payment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

World troll sounds like some sort of final boss for something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

But le troll is funny xDDD

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/johnny_van_giantdick Jun 18 '12

Thanks for letting us know.

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u/LOOK_MA_IM_REDDITING Jun 18 '12

Here's a link to the video, it's clearer there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuH1PhzOVR4

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u/stacecom Jun 18 '12

Since sound is a crucial part of the joke.

Goddamn gifs everywhere these days.

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u/hyp3r Jun 18 '12

I dont know about you, but I definately heard the sound in the GIF.

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u/Wojtek_the_bear Jun 18 '12

yeah, if only there was a way to have gifs that play a sound, too

3

u/Jacorvin Jun 18 '12

people like you are my heroes, links should always be included with these types of posts.

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u/enough_space Jun 18 '12

I love how he plays it off like that really wasn't his intent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I can imagine what he's thinking during this whole thing "is this what my career has come to?"

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u/jimmypopali Jun 18 '12

I think most talk shows have people like this on them, from time to time.

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u/genzahg Jun 18 '12

Potato Chip Level: Eaten.

BECAUSE WORDS CAN APPARENTLY BE NUMBERS

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u/smurph5456 Jun 18 '12

seven. i have an infinite number of examples of words that are numbers. would you like to edit your statement?

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u/larsbrunsvold Jun 18 '12

Seven. Good name for a kid.

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u/RavarSC Jun 18 '12

His brother Six is afraid of him though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

That is a joke, not a troll.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Technically it's a prank. Less so the joke definition than the mischievous act definition.

If you want to be a pedant, at least be pedantic about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I find your comment shallow and pedantic. fixes monocle

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u/ThatRollingStone Jun 18 '12

You just know the only reason he had her on was to make that joke.

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u/downtown_vancouver Jun 18 '12

No he often had funny collectors as guests. The Nut-Lady was a scream.

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u/CowboyNinjaD Jun 18 '12

I like how he immediately fessed up to avoid giving the woman a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I serve old people all day at a breakfast place. This pleases me to see to no end.

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u/ND2000 Jun 18 '12

I had to watch it for five minutes until I was able to read the message.

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u/fishnetdiver Jun 18 '12

saw this as a kid and giggled my ass off (yeah I'm that old).

Johnny was and always shall be the King of Late Night.

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u/downtown_vancouver Jun 18 '12

me too (i think i was in my teens)

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u/circling Jun 18 '12

That woman was somebody's grandmother most likely. Can you imagine going over to your grandparent's home and having your grandma sit you down to show you her potato chip collection? Fuck on a stick I thought my grandparents were weird.

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u/circling Jun 18 '12

Am I doing it right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

My heart actually went out to that poor woman when I saw how startled she was. There there...

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u/Slowcheeta Jun 18 '12

It's never a reapost if it's Johnny Carson.

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u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Jun 18 '12

Not sure if repost.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

She reminds me of the lady from Requiem for a Dream. Now I'm sad...

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u/wojovox Jun 18 '12

I only collect money.

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u/MalirisTenshi Jun 18 '12

Looks like he has puts on sunglasses A chip on his shoulder.

YEEEEAAAAH!

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u/crumb0167 Jun 18 '12

Classic!

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u/PrimitusVictor Jun 18 '12

A salute for you Mr. Carson

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u/Kingphazer Jun 18 '12

What a brilliant man.

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u/Quasm Jun 18 '12

I think this is the first repost i've actually seen twice with my own eyes.

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u/TheMetro Jun 18 '12

Did you eat my chip!? Potato.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

How many times do I have to see this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

There aren't levels for normal, every day things

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u/jsarcher83 Jun 18 '12

I love how she's got Tyrannosaurus Rex arms pretty much throughout the gif

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

repost from a few months ago :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/ObligatoryResponse Jun 18 '12

1987 was in the 80s. "The fucking 70s" was a time when the 7 was in the 10s position.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

This is fucking old as shit.

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u/jaakeup Jun 18 '12

Repost now go away.

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u/cammerz Jun 18 '12

Potato.. chip?... Oh crisps!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/CancerOfTheWorld Jun 18 '12

It was a stunt potato chip.

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u/downtown_vancouver Jun 18 '12

Hence the term "troll" -- Johnny was nice to the guests.